Owls!

[ian-ma1co1m.livejournal.com]

While waiting for his body and its current occupant to join him, Ian took a moment to wonder about conditions in the rest of the castle - starting with his friends.
( Owl to Alan Grant )

( Owl to Ellie Sattler )

Open to Luna!Dean

[done-hunting.livejournal.com]

This was so messed up.

Not only was Sam not himself, he was a girl, and not any girl but the cute Ravenclaw that always wanted to call him Dean.


Seriously, what the fuck?

There was one thing he could do. He could take his wrapped-in-a-way-oversized-bathrobe self on down to Dean's room and fix it before... oh hell. Who knew.

He knocked on the half-open door, but the only person around was a spacey-looking blonde that was... so not his brother's type, but ok. Dean wasn't always the most discerning guy.

"Hey, have you seen Dean around?"

Oh. My. Fucking. God. He was even talking in that high girly voice.

Announcement to entire castle!

[redbutnotrobin.livejournal.com]

Having cast the amplifying charm upon himself, Jason made the following announcement from Oz's body, relying on Oz's status as Gryffindor Prefect to be listened to or at least get attention.

"This is Oz, your Gryffindor Prefect, announcing your New Rules for Gryffindor Living.

1) All flowers are our mortal enemies. Trample them.
2) If you want to score points for Gryffindor, egg your fellows. I'll give ten points per Gryffindor egged.
3) Must Be Emo is the new Gryffindor theme song. Memorize the lyrics and sing it at every possible chance.
4) We need better interhouse relationships. Kiss someone not from your House today. With tongue.
5) If you have switched bodies, the only way to return to your original body is to kiss it. With tongue. Under mistletoe."

Take that, Hogwarts!

RP for Tick Tick

[orientthataway.livejournal.com]

He closed his eyes. Where is Tick Tick? Nothing.

It's amazing how you can rely on something and not realize it until it's gone. Where is Tick Tick?

Nothing.

Orient was hiding, more or less, crouched between a statue and the wall in the Great Hall. He didn't know why he was hiding -- it just felt right, and no one was noticing him, so that was grand. Even if he was wearing leather pants, and a bright red jacket. And a hat, to hide his face - also red. Seriously, you'd think someone would have spotted him.

He hears a familiar voice talking up the way and he sticks his head out. "Tick Tick?" he asks, hopefully.

Kojiro finds a cure!

[hogwarts-kojiro.livejournal.com]

Kojiro had spent Wednesday in meditation, searching within himself for the answer to the snowglobe problem. His mind ranged through infinite variations on "lol" and "o.o", fractal and recursive. Perhaps only the mind of Homsar could match that of Kojiro in its complexity and enlightenment.

One day, perhaps Kojiro could even start "The Jeffersons."

At midnight, inspiration struck. He had the answer to his present dilemma. Using an elaborate system of magnets and raw animal magnetism, Kojiro moved every single one of the misplaced miniatures back to its original placement within the globe.

And, all around Hogwarts, people were jolted back into their proper bodies.

(( OOC: Feel free to keep RPing the bodyswitch plots as long as you need to; the restoration of bodyswitched characters to their bodies takes place at the midnight hour between Wednesday and Thursday in gametime only. Also, a note: While it's lovely to see everyone's creativity at work in individual posts, it's sad to see them go unanswered or sparsely answered because everyone's posting individual RPs. Consider consolidation! Instead of posting anew by default, you could post to other RPs located in the same place your character is at -- the Great Hall, an unspecified hallway, the common room, etc. If an RP is not marked 'closed' in the subject line, it's fair game. Happy playing! ))

Disappearing til Sunday at the latest

[makeminemayday.livejournal.com]

Hi -

Sorry to do this, but to make a long story short: Had my final assignment on a flash drive. Said flash drive got up and walked away on its own sometime last night. Backup copy is corrupted, assignment's due tomorrow at 5 pm, so I get to reconstruct everything from memory. I don't think anything major is riding on my responses, but I wanted to post an apology for my abrupt disappearance. No rush in sorting Mayday. I'll be spending Saturday AFK as well. Please don't wait on me for anything (I don't think there is anything to wait on, but I'm not sure).

Sorry about this. Not a great way to start out with the community. I know the stupid drive's going to appear tomorrow at 5:01 and I'm going to scream.

EDIT: Ignore all of the above. It's submitted. I'll still be AFK most of the day tomorrow, but I'll be answering tags tonight.

Temperance 'Bones' Brennan ;; Bones (TV series)

[squinty-tempe.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Okay, so for this application... there are two different versions of Brennan. One is from the books written by Kathy Reichs, in which she is in her late 30's/early 40's, divorced, and with a kid. She's much more classy and elegant than the TV version of her. THAT version is in her late 20's... early 30's, maybe, and... well. Her people skills aren't much to speak of. Frankly, I think the latter of the two is going to be much more fun to play, so I'm going with that version :D Just to clear things up. Also, I know it's the day after the body-switching, so I dunno if this is too early for all of y'alls to have cleared everything up, but xD Here goes.))


A slender brunette took a few steps into the sorting room, her gaze explorative and calculating as it searched the room, curiously. She looked clearly enthralled with her surroundings as she folded her arms and came to a stop in the middle of the room. This school was amazing. The stone structure was almost perfectly installed. It was very ancient - an exact century she couldn't peg, but she was guessing somewhere around the space of... a thousand years ago? This place was actual history, standing and in use! Brennan would have to remember to do some research on the place itself once this application had gone through.

It was almost intimidating, the school. She'd heard of its prestige, but it was much different to actually be inside, actually seeing its very walls and its students. Even with hearing all of the exceptional claims as to the place, she had been reluctant to leave the Jeffersonian Institution. But Angela had promised to write her 'like, every day', on the other hand, and it definitely made coping easier.

Ah, an application... an entire table of them. This was what she had been searching for, when she had asked that... someone in the foyer. She couldn't quite remember who she'd asked, but that was all right. He looked tall. She hadn't caught a name.

Anyway. "Let's take a look at this, shall we?" she murmured under her breath, taking a page and reading.


( The application. )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. T.B.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. T.B.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. I don't wear knickers... the trend died out in thT.B.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. T.BI should hope not. It's very ... smushy.

Jaffar, an assassin: Fire Emblem

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? I'm not that fond of cheese, though if I had to choose, I'd probably choose cheddar.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Depends on who has more body guards and better security systems. I like the challenges.

3. What time is it where you are?
About midnight. I might have another job soon.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Who the hell is this Dumbledore guy? What's the Order of the Phoenix?

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
It isn't exactly a bar entirely, but there was a small bar that I worked at before I became an assassin, called The Triangle Inn.


C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe it was Nino or Matthew. They're both really annoying.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Well, I could do one of two things. I have a few extra sets of daggers, or I could kil anyone you like.



"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ~J
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ~J.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ~J.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. [What the...?] ~J"