Mynah to Alan Grant

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Backdated to the day after this thread and the day of this thread
( warded to look like page 38 of Ian Fleming's 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' to anyone else )

Open RP - Who wants to catch Crowley and Aziraphale together?

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

( Forbidden love in the Forbidden Forest )

Closed RP--kitten fallout

[thewikipedia.livejournal.com]

Wiki had to admit, he'd been rather thrown off when he'd been given a kitten. Of course, he knew a lot about kittens, and how to take care of them.

It, of course, became rather awkward when said kitten had turned into Fiyero. Something about cookies was said, but surely cookies couldn't turn a person into a kitten, right?

In any event, Wiki wasn't stupid. The only one who would do something like this was Unc. Which is why a quick note was sent to said Unc to come quickly to the Ravenclaw commonroom. Perhaps they would partake in drinks and discuss this obvious mix-up.

Pilz-E's All-Medication WART!

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

( Extra Music for All! )

And you can send me in your songs of niceness for everyone to hear!

Open RP in the hallway!

[thevandortboy.livejournal.com]

"Sit, boy. Sit! Roll over! Oh, who's a good boy Scraps? Yes you are!"

Victor was thrilled to have his childhood pet back, and it showed. He'd missed Scraps more than he thought, and the little dog's arrival had prompted him to get out of Ravenclaw for the first time in ages to take his pet for a walk. Right now he was taking a rest, sitting at the foot of an empty staircase and playing happily with the skeletal dog.

Of course, now Victor probably wouldn't be able to find his way back to the Ravenclaw dorms, but that was a problem that he could deal with later.

Duck to Cox

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

Mr. Quackers delivers. Note heavily warded and charmed to only show 1337speak for anyone else.

( Ginger )

Application for Michael Scott, The Office (American version)

[office-michael.livejournal.com]

((I'm doing this as an oral application, because Michael talking is far more interesting and nuanced than what he would write. Also, neither Pam nor Dwight is here to write it for him, and somehow I doubt Michael would want to fill out a form on his own!

The links in Michael's application are to Wikipedia entries on various characters and incidents in The Office. Note that after an initial blurb, the links contain spoilers for the first two seasons of the show (and there is a spoiler warning at that point - Wikipedia's good about that). So if you don't want to be spoiled, then click and read with care.))

*looks around, twisting rapidly from side to side, furrowing his brow*

Oooo~kay, this is not how Chili's looked last time we came here for the Dundies. Bu~uut I like it. I do. Stone walls, kind of gloomy. There's definitely good comedy potential here. Comedy, jokes....

*suddenly claps his hands, leans back, and grins widely*

Okay, okay, I've got a good one. You're gonna love it, aaaa~nd it's not at all sexually harassing, racist, or inappropriate, because Michael Scott~~~ is not any of those things. He's just a funny guy, and - okay, wait, here it is, judge for yourself.

So, three prostitutes are standing around on a street corner in Rio. *puts hands up as if in innocent protest* Hey, prostitution i~is a job, okay? It is not sexual harassment to talk about prostitutes, because they are real people in the real world, just real girls, with real breasts - or maybe not-so-real breasts - trying to make a living...make love...make love for a living.... Now, if I called your mother a whore, that might be sexual harassment...unless your mother really is a whore, because then it would be true...and the tru~uth...makes you free.

*pause*

Except not your mother. Because she charges money for it.

*long, awkward silence; Michael looks around, nodding slightly, waiting for a reaction*

Righty right. Righto. So...I'll just do this applicaton while I wait for the others to arrive, because I'm a leader, and leader~~s do things first...unless their secretaries are there to do those things for them, because tha~at's...what secretaries do. Except Pam is my receptionist, which means...pretty much the same thing...except that she gets paid less for it.

*awkward silence*

( I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations. )

A goodbye

[honor-nimitz.livejournal.com]

Posted in the Gryffindor common room:

"To All Our Friends:

We, Honor and Nimitz, have decided that the time has come to leave Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This decision is one that we did not come by easily, but it has become obvious to us that we must return to our own world and time and face our obligations there. It is with a full and heavy heart that we take our leave.

We would like to thank all of you for the wonderful time we've had here, and for all we've learned. The friendships we've formed will go with us wherever life takes us. The knowledge that the universe is even more magical and wondrous than we knew is something we'll treasure as long as we live. And if someday it is possible and practical to return, we shall, without hesitation.

Goodbye, and all our best.

Honor Harrington and Nimitz"

An owl is also sent at this time:

( To The Doctor )

((Honor and Nimitz will be popcorned as soon as they've completed one last RP with Laura Palmer.))

Jake Blues - The Blues Brothers

[boxcar-blues.livejournal.com]

Jake nods, calmly surveying the area. He's spoken to Elwood and feels in control--that is, he looks as if he is, and he feels fairly confident in his situation. After all, it's better than being hounded by cops. He doesn't know how he got here, but does that really matter right now? He's just glad that he's found a place, and that he's found his brother.

( 'This don't look like no expressway to me.' )

((OOC: Jake's here to join Elwood from The Blues Brothers. If there's a problem with my playing both of 'em, please do slap me. Edit-edit, as have been told there's not an issue. DANKE MUCH.))


I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. JB
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. JB.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. JB.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. JB