At the Library

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The Robot Devil enters the library, quickly making his way to the restricted section of the library. He pauses at the edge of it, taking a quick survey of everyone inside the room, and then enters in search of Harry.

Application for Rukia Kuchiki

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Anything but that canned stuff! ...Mostly because I can't figure out how the can is supposed to work. You push the button and squeezy cheese comes out? What button? I don't get it...

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop is annoying, but Barney is outright evil and looks like some kind of grotesque, otherworldly Hollow. So Barney.

3. What time is it where you are?
12:10 P.M.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Sexually harrass?! That's disgusting! Getting to know Remus Lupin might not be so bad, really, but I'm not going to "sexually harrass" anybody!

...Any comments about how I'm too short to sexually harrass people will be met with your very timely death. Understood?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Black Butterfly.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry whoever he loves, of course. Although it's not always that simple, is it? He could very well have feelings for both of them. Or perhaps his duty interferes with his having romantic relationships at all...

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Do you want help with that? It looks like you're a bit overwhelmed.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"Useless." I... I...

I'm a shinigami. I know kido and demon magic. Oh, and I'm a good actress. ^_~ I hope that means something to you.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I really shouldn't do this. I could get in even more trouble. But I guess if you need someone's memory modified, I could do it for you. But only once. It really isn't meant to be used that way, you know.

Application for Elwood P. Dowd

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Favorite cheese? Hmmm. Well, I'm partial to American, myself. Harvey likes pepper jack, though.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don't believe in killing. *shakes head, a little sadly* Not even Barney or Carrottop. I just, I wouldn't want to hurt anyone, no matter who.

3. What time is it where you are?
*checks watch* Oh, looks like it's about 1:00 in the afternoon.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Sexually harrassment isn't very nice. I wouldn't do that. I've always thought Molly Weasley is a nice lady, though. I wouldn't mind getting a chance to speak with her alone.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
What's that? *leans slightly to his left, cupping a hand over his ear, as though someone invisible is whispering to him, and then smiles widely* Oh, yes. I do think the Rabbit Hole would be a nice name.

B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry's getting married? Well, I hope he'll invite me. I just love weddings.

C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Take a break. Leave your desk for a while. Go out, get some fresh air, have some fun. Do something besides work for a while. Then come back to your desk and see if you don't have an easier time with that paperwork. :)

D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I don't think anyone's useless. I'm good at making people feel better... or so I've been told, anyway. If you need advice, or just a shoulder to cry on, my friend Harvey and I will be here for you.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribery? *frowns* I don't really have much experience with that, but if you insist... I've got money, if you like that, and I believe it's the traditional method of bribery. I'd let you play with Harvey for a wh--*looks around, and then grins sheepishly*--for a while. He's wandered off somewhere, but he'll come back. He always does. If you don't like either of those things, then tell me and I'll try and give you something you would like better. :)

If you want to go drinking or out to dinner, too, I'd be happy to take you.

Herbology Homework

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(The end of class...)

OOC: Up for Grabs

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((Alrighty, well I hate to do this, but it seems that it's really the only sane course of action for me at this point. Given that I'm not very well versed here, that I don't pick up on things like this very quickly, and that I'm already wasting a butload of time on the internet as it is, I'm probably not going to be around much... if ever.... Hence, I'm going to let my two characters be essentially up-for-grabs. If I wander back sometime and nobody has taken one or the other, I'd be glad to play a little, but it's unlikely I'll be doing it enough to justify me holding onto these characters too tightly. Mayhaps if you wish to take over one or the other you might send me an email at scyfygy@inorbit.com, and just let me know. Thanks for understanding.

Oh, I almost forgot! My characters are Mal Reynolds (obviously) and Captain Jack Sparrow.))

Poster: JAILBAIT Tea Postponed

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( A hastily scrawled, blotchy poster is hung outside the Great Hall and each of the Houses' commonrooms )

Curriculum Vitae for Divination Professor

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I understand that the current prof for Divination has hoofed it and Jeeves said I thought I'd toss the old fedora into the hoop, what?

( CV for Bertram Wilberforce Wooster )

Merlin of the Lost Years of Merlin fandom (Older version)

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

My favorite cheese is Gouda, because Swiss has holes in it.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Do I really have to choose?

3. What time is it where you are?

Time is such a funny thing. It’s usually not what you believe it is.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

It’s only sexual harassment if you don’t want the contact. Therefore Hedwig, because she’s the only who technically fits the description.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

The Sword and the Stone.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Maybe he should be with both. Polygamy is not uncommon. Besides, how do we know Fred isn’t George’s Doppelganger?

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Paperwork Faeries.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Two words. King Arthur.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Well I do have this rather nice potion here. I brewed it a couple years ago and I didn’t bother to label it. You can have some if you like, though I don’t really know what it does. It could be dangerous, but it’s purple, so how bad could it be? Otherwise, I have some rather old dusty volumes lying around. Don’t see why you’d want those though…

::closed RP for Coffee Group, River, and Ryuuji::

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[Warning: This will contain graphic and wholly gratuitous violence.]



( Owl sent to free_range_rude, sarkadia, and snuffy_chan )

( Owl sent to dice_addict )

( Owl sent to r_tam )

(a map to a location just off school grounds is enclosed with all three messages)



Well, they were better prepared this time. After getting the co-caretaker position, Nny had scouted out a more secure (and permanent) location than the tiny shack where they'd dealt with Jimmy. This stone shelter had more space to work, and he'd already moved some of the more lethal equipment from the office he shared with Teatime there, for convenience, along with most of his own tools.

He'd also moved the squib Jay there. At the moment, he was gagged, bound, and restrained, but unharmed. That last would change very soon. Impatiently, Nny sharpened a knife, whistling, waiting for at least Teatime to show up before getting started.

Open RP - The Return of Jayne... (Dun dun dun.)

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Jayne groggily stood, hands clutching his forehead as he stumbled down a long, dark tunnel. The hell? "M'gorram skulls throbbin like a..." He grunted and didn't finish the sentence, not sure what throbbed anyway. One of his hands felt around blindly in front of him, pressing against slimy walls until he tripped over a step up and fell completely threw a painting, falling on all fours in the middle of a hallway and squinting at the onburst of light, dull as it was.

"What'n the sphincter a hell's goin' on here?"

Closed RP for River Tam and Dr. Stephen Maturin

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( And the veil tears and rages till her voices are remembered/And his secrets can be told )

((OOC: Possible adult rating; you never know with these two!))

(no subject)

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((OOC: I am sorry everyone but due to the fact that I have no idea what to do with Duo and the fact that my reason for setting him up at Hogwarts has long since vanished, I have no choice but to bow out. I will still be watching the fun that goes on around here though. ^^ If anyone wants to play him for me or if the hat would like to keep this character open then please email me at alara.moonrunner@gmail.com. It's been fun and i'll see everyone around sometime.

aetas_lupus aka shi_no_duo))

Closed RP for Crowley and Aziraphale

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( All bets are off )