Owl to the Ministry of Magic

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To so Whom May it Concern,

Chii would like to request a annulment. Chii was married, despite being against the marriage at the time. Now, Skeeter-san (woman that Chii had married) is also against the wedding, and we'd both like to seperate. Chii cannot marry Skeeter-san as Chii is in love with someone else. Skeeter-san cannot marry Skeeter-san as she is very involved with her career, and is not really interested in Chii.

With All Due Respect,
Chii Motosuwa

She showed the letter to both of the Kaiba brothers, "Does this seem right? Should Chii add anything else that the Ministry of Magic would like to know?"

Chii wanted to just get the marriage annuled and over with. Even if it was a strange time at night to be sending an owl, it seemed like a good idea to have this over and done with.

Application: Ultimateverse Dr. Doom

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( Application )

Written on the library blackboard

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Butcher, baker, candlestick maker,
anybody can get VD,
including those you love.

Please see a doctor
if you think you've got it.

You'll feel better afterwards
and so will those you love.

Application: Roy Harper, AKA Arsenal

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( I was coerced into this )

Owl to Lupin

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( Owl to Lupin )

In the Room of Requirement

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Psyche sits beside her husband on the bed, her head leaning against his shoulder and their legs stretched out in front of them and overlapping. The room around them is bright and warm, filled with cushions and white columns and a long low table laden with fruits and wine. There's a bookshelf near the bed, filled with the novels Psyche's been meaning to get around to reading; she finds this vaguely amazing, because she wouldn't have been been able to name them all herself, let alone thought to call them into being if she'd been consciously designing the Room. Mortal magic really is astonishing sometimes.

There are things to amuse Eros there, too: magic mirrors that show what is happening elsewhere in the castle and the world...and of course the bed, with her in it. That had certainly been one of the principal requirements in her mind--ways to keep her husband entertained for however many hours they had to hide from the rest of the school. Psyche watches his hands, now, as he fiddles absentmindedly with his last remaining lead-tipped arrow. He's being tremendously sweet and patient, she knows; he doesn't see the need for them to stay concealed from the mortals, but she had insisted and he had gone along with good grace. He's clearly longing to dash off to Olympus to get some more arrows forged, for he doesn't like being without them, but since this would mean he'd have to leave her alone for several hours he refused to hear of it. Psyche blinks lazily around the room, and thinks about the events of Valentine's Day.

He told her once the great secret: nearly anyone can be in love with nearly anyone else. Not only the fleeting, silly, manipulative kind of love he'd played with here, but real, life-changing love. There are characteristics of both of them, of Soul and Love, in every mortal and most immortals, which can be brought to recognize the same qualities in another and thereby find a reason to care. For some matches the circumstances need to be extremely persuasive: mortal peril, years on a desert island. Or, of course, being hit repeatedly by one of his short-term arrows. But it's always in everyone, the desire to love and be loved, and it only needs bringing out. The raging emotions of the previous day had really been a kind of gift, albeit a gag-laden one. Whenever he does this kind of seemingly random shooting, there always turn out to be a few couples who are rather happier in love than otherwise. Psyche has some suspicions about who it might be, this time. She smiles against her husband's shoulder.

"All right," she admits. "It was very funny."

Good morning, sir.

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When Bertie comes back early that morning to the room he shares with Jeeves, most of the smaller pieces of furniture have been stacked along one wall, with the floor's several oriental rugs rolled up and leaning against the large oak wardrobe, and the books (Bertie's mysteries and Jeeves's 17th century philosophers, 19th century Russian novels and a dozen tomes of magic borrowed from the Hogwarts library) taken from their shelves and piled neatly nearby. The floor itself is almost dry, having been scrubbed ruthlessly clean (the house elves took away the pail of dirty water about a quarter of an hour before, wearing rather distressed expressions as they went. Words had been exchanged about just whose duty it was to tidy this room), the furniture gleams with beeswax and lemon oil, and Jeeves is remaking the stripped beds with fresh linen. He is very slightly flushed, but otherwise nothing in his manner suggests that he sees anything odd in having started spring cleaning two months early, and in the middle of the night. There is certainly no sign of anything having been burnt.

Announcements

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Please welcome our new members!


Stanley Raymond Kowalski and Kon-El have been sorted into Gryffindor.
Light Yagami, Mystique, and Elim Garak have been sorted into Slytherin.
Susan Sto Helit and Wednesday Addams have been sorted into Ravenclaw.

I request that you vote on the following open applications:

( open applications )

Here goes: One Dorothy lost in Oz.

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( My application )

(no subject)

[sparklyalchemy.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

I enjoy a good strong, sturdy cheese, a cheese that is not over-powered by the flavors of the rest of the meal! Vieux Lille is my personal top-ranking cheese, but I have also enjoyed a sharp cheddar and limburger in the past.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Carrottop, though an annoyance on the highest level, is completely harmless. However, there has been rumors that Barney has been involved with the Ishballan War (more directly, there have been rumors that he was the one to prompt Julia Douglass to attack, making him the cause to the war). If this is true, then this mad dinosaur must be stopped, immediately!

3. What time is it where you are?

0700 hours, sir!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

I have little to no interest in the various members of the Order. While I mean them no offense, none are as shiny and as muscly as I am. I fear I shall break them like twigs seem to suit my interests. If I really must choose, however, I shall say that Tonks would be a suiting choice.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Why, mixing drinks has been a proud part of the Armstrong family line, for generations! I have once bartended at the Armstrong Family Bar, by the name of "Ouroboros". (Very nice restaurant, in fact. Generates a high-profile clientele)

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Harry should marry the man who will be most helpful in continuing the Proud Potter line! Whichever of the men would be most willing to take care of his children and (if magic permits it) carry his M-Preg baby should be the man that Harry marries.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Because Colonel Mustang has the tendency to fob his work onto others. Just place it back on his desk and tell Riza. She'll knock some sense into him. Why, I have no idea why this happens to you. It sounds like a better filing system is in order!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

(It's at this moment he poses, straining his muscles so much that his shirt explodes) The Armstrong Family has granted me with several abilities in physical and mental prowless, along with providing training in such fields as alchemy, hand-to-hand-combat, sword-fighting, animal-training, business management, cooking, macrame, and bird watching!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I can offer you training in the fields I have mentioned above! Also, I can offer you training with weights, in order to get defined muscles, such as my own. Alas, I can not train you in the art of head-sparkles (pointing to the pink sparkles, surrounding his bald head), or else I'd be forced to commit honorable suicide.

APPLICATION!!!

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The Application:


Current Application:

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Our favorite cheese is cheddar, we love it with crackers, mainly Triscuits. We love cheddar because we just think it tastes good...with BEER!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney, that ugly purple bastard. What a corrupt little fucker.

3. What time is it where you are?
DRINKING TIME!!!!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you are Sirius Black.
Considering we're just a couple of Irish guys, I'd say we wouldn't sexually harrass anyone. And who is Albus Dumbledore?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
It's called McGinty's...it's actually an irish pub, man. There's a bloody difference.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Listen. We'll kill anybody you think is inherently evil. That's our thing, that's our job. We kill bad guys.

Tag your application with the 'application' tag.

Application for the Archangel Raphael [citing Angel Sanctuary canon]

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Swiss, mostly just because I like looking through the little holes at people.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop, since it seems like rest of the community already got Barney first.

3. What time is it where you are?
Are humans always asking such pointless questions? Such a simple race. Whatever; it's 8:55 pm.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Hermione Granger that uppity little whore. I'm sure I could offer her something to make her want to fuck me.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Heaven's Gates.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Neither. Marriage is overrated. Harry should seduce Fred, seduce George and then leave them both brokenhearted, wandering off to find other redheaded twins to seduce in order to satiate his loathing for redheaded twins.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
If there's someone you want to raise from the dead or a wound -- no matter how severe -- you need healed, I can break miles and miles of Heavenly laws and rules and take care of it for you. Sound good? (If that's not enough, or not to your liking, talk to me and I'll see what else I can do for you.)

sort me

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Seth
God of chaos

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

I enjoy mozzarella cheese it is really good on pizza and on fries, and I can make it come to life to attack humans which is very fun to watch. I should record it so you can all se it.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

They are insignificant annoyances not worthy of my attention but since the dinosaurs are supposed to be dead to begin with I will kill the creepy purple dinosaur first.

3. What time is it where you are?

Oh um yeah about that..… I broke all my clocks..… they were looking at me funny……

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Tonks, that’s all I am going to say

5. If you are pushing to be in:



A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

The fluffy evil dark dragon of doom, we have very evil customers like Lord Voldemort and Floopy the great, sometimes we even get the Mighty Glorn in for a drink or two

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Ah why make him pick one I say he should get to keep them both preferably on collars like angels in the harem of a god

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Oh well to tell you the truth I have had putting it all there, its kind of funny to see your face when you see all the paperwork come back

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Well as a god I have many powers, for example I can turn water into grape juice although I still cant figure out how to make water turn into wine…. I can also use my holy powers to cause mayhem and destruction of all kinds

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Well I could offer you safe passage to the after life, but how bout instead I just give you a twenty dollar bill.

((Semi-closed RP, open to Ginny in specific and Slytherin House in general))

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He stands in the common room, seemingly unoccupied, yet truly waiting for Ginny to appear. When she finally appears, he extends a hand gracefully to her.

"Miss Weasley. I believe you wanted to speak with me. Shall we walk along the lake? The weather is quite nice this evening."

Owl to the Ministry

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((Before I forget about this, and the poor bugger DOES end up having to stay married XD))

To Whom It May Concern:

I would like to request an annulment of my marriage to Draco Malfoy, on the following grounds:

1) The marriage occurred under extenuating circumstances, and neither party wishes to remain married.

2) It wasn't consummated thank god thank god thank god thank god thank god.

3) I both objected to the marriage before it was performed, and was unconscious during the actual ceremony, and therefore never consented.

4) If I have to stay married to him, there will be messy and publicly embarrassing divorce proceedings.

5) I've done absolutely nothing to deserve this kind of misery.

Thank you for your consideration,
Richard Grayson


Ryuuji's addition reads:

I testify that the above is true, that Dick Grayson would never have anything to do with Draco Malfoy in his right mind, and that considering Draco's family, point 4 should read 'homicides' instead of 'divorce proceedings'.

(no subject)

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( Application! )

Owl to Ginny

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( Warded owl to Ginny )

Canon saves the day!

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( Message from Sir Joseph Blaine to Dr Stephen Maturin, ciphered. )

( Message from Dr Stephen Maturin to Sir Joseph Blaine, ciphered. )

( Message from Sir Joseph Blaine to Dr Stephen Maturin, ciphered. )

( Attached message, not ciphered, from Jack Aubrey to Dr Stephen Maturin. )