Oh no. An application.

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Um. I actually don't really like cheese, to be honest. Which is weird, because all hyper people like cheese, apparently. I only like it in small amounts, like on tacos. What kind is that in the baggy thing? Cheddar? Sure!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop's voice ... fills me. With a terrible rage. I say him.

3. What time is it where you are?
Really fricking early in the morning. I don't know why I'm still up. I blame the soda and Starburst.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I wouldn't SEXUALLY harass anyone. Verbally harass. Through ways of slight annoyance. Maybe.


5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
They're actually two different people?
Um. I mean. Both! Because then he can have twice the lovins. Might not be welcome in Texas any more, though.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I have nachos. Nachos aren't useless!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Hmm. Well, since I just ate the nachos in the last 0.2 seconds ... I shall offer you ... Look! Richard Nixon's spleen!!
...Where the hell did I get that?

(no subject)

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( Stylishly cut like my white mess jacket )

A Few Announcements

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Bran Davies and Dave Lister have been sorted into Gryffindor, Jonathan Teatime has been sorted into Hufflepuff, Bernard Black and Alice have been sorted into Ravenclaw, and Arnold J. Rimmer, Salazar Slytherin, and Seto Kaiba have been sorted into Slytherin. Please give each of them a warm welcome into our School and into their new Houses!

We have several open applications at the moment:

( Open Applications )

Quidditch Season is Upon Us!

And Professor Butlertron is getting up House Quidditch Teams Please sign up if you are interested in playing for your house.

Quidquid libet, licet

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( Languish Locked in L... )

Application for Glorificus, Goddess. Called Glory.

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( cut because I'm so wonderful )

Beginning Transfiguration class: all students welcome

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( Theory and practice )

::screened for Slytherins only::

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We need a Quidditch team. Don't tell me you want to lose the Cup by default!

Got any experience with a broom? Sign up.

Don't have any? Sign up.

Think a broom is just for sweeping out corners? Sign up.

Really, a ragtag team is better than none and if we have too many members, we can just hold out tryouts. All I care about right now is making sure that we don't get laughed at.

Positions open: Keeper, Chaser.

Edit: I'm awarding 50 House points to everyone that signs up for a position on the team. Oh, and alcohol, since that sounds like a popular bribe, on the condition you don't drink before after the matches.