It had been some time since a new applicant had stumbled into the Grand Hall, and even longer since Ivan bothered to attend a sorting. This one, he decided after glancing over the application, was interesting enough, at least in his complete refusal to play along and answer the more frivolous questions. That didn't seem particularly fair, but who was he to judge?
"Barney is a purple and green dinosaur in a children's television show," Ivan explained helpfully. "While Carrot Top is a prop comic who I, personally, have never found to be very funny. Though I couldn't tell you why the application talks about having you kill them." Not that he really cared about any of that. What really piqued his interest was the blue police box sitting right in the middle of the hall like it owned the place. Ivan nodded in its direction. "May I ask what that is?"
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Date: 2012-08-07 12:38 am (UTC)"Barney is a purple and green dinosaur in a children's television show," Ivan explained helpfully. "While Carrot Top is a prop comic who I, personally, have never found to be very funny. Though I couldn't tell you why the application talks about having you kill them." Not that he really cared about any of that. What really piqued his interest was the blue police box sitting right in the middle of the hall like it owned the place. Ivan nodded in its direction. "May I ask what that is?"