I missed where I said that -I- was the one using said toys. Dirtying his own hands was only occasionally wise or worth the effort. That was what henchmen were for. Plausible deniability when faced with a Truthseer was a necessity of Vladimir's civilization. Sure, he liked his occasional bit of intimate death, but, the strangulation of a slave hardly even counted as being in the same category as murder or assassination. It was the Baron's right to do whatever he felt like with his property.
House elves being houselves, it didn't take too long for Mopsy to return with her report regarding the nature of caganers- the Baron was of course, unimpressed, but, the nature of this unknown student's bit of mischief did seem to have a certain sense of possibility about it. Psychology and probability seemed to indicate that a prank involving defecating statues was most likely to be perpetrated by a male, and likely a younger one, perhaps Feyd's age, but probably not over 25. There were of course many other possibilities, especially at Hogwarts, but, this likelihood did have a certain sense of promise. And, it had been awhile since he'd used his faculty position to sentence anyone to detention. Perhaps this unknown typist might be amusing to meet. . .potential detention began to swirl in his mind as he continued his typing.
I'd hope that would be the case- but know that defecating statues are hardly the pinnacle of entertainment. Mayhem would have been more amusing. Sizeable defecating statues are also an obstruction in the school hallways, now that I think about it. No permission to place this statue, no permission to organize an event, and potentially obstructing a hallway without permission. Seems to me that's multiple rule infractions. And it's not even an amusing statue! That -should- be another. Fecal humor is so childish- next time, try something more adult. Perhaps an ejaculating statue, or if you must include the feces, at least have the good sense to include a coprophiliac element. The scandal attached would be much richer. Although most people quickly outgrow being scandalized by shit, prudishness tends to be more difficult for them to recover from. Many never do. You'll offend a greater number of individuals, and as I suspect this is your aim, it's best to be efficient about it.
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Date: 2011-12-25 06:37 am (UTC)House elves being houselves, it didn't take too long for Mopsy to return with her report regarding the nature of caganers- the Baron was of course, unimpressed, but, the nature of this unknown student's bit of mischief did seem to have a certain sense of possibility about it. Psychology and probability seemed to indicate that a prank involving defecating statues was most likely to be perpetrated by a male, and likely a younger one, perhaps Feyd's age, but probably not over 25. There were of course many other possibilities, especially at Hogwarts, but, this likelihood did have a certain sense of promise. And, it had been awhile since he'd used his faculty position to sentence anyone to detention. Perhaps this unknown typist might be amusing to meet. . .potential detention began to swirl in his mind as he continued his typing.
I'd hope that would be the case- but know that defecating statues are hardly the pinnacle of entertainment. Mayhem would have been more amusing. Sizeable defecating statues are also an obstruction in the school hallways, now that I think about it. No permission to place this statue, no permission to organize an event, and potentially obstructing a hallway without permission. Seems to me that's multiple rule infractions. And it's not even an amusing statue! That -should- be another. Fecal humor is so childish- next time, try something more adult. Perhaps an ejaculating statue, or if you must include the feces, at least have the good sense to include a coprophiliac element. The scandal attached would be much richer. Although most people quickly outgrow being scandalized by shit, prudishness tends to be more difficult for them to recover from. Many never do. You'll offend a greater number of individuals, and as I suspect this is your aim, it's best to be efficient about it.