Oy, it's my application

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Current Application:

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Well, to that question, I really don't have an answer quite yet. After all, everything's a bit new. New hair, new eyes...the nose is a definate improvement, don't you think so? Of course you don't know.

Anyway, I remember quite vividly that my 3rd persona quite liked gorgonzola. I suppose I'd have to sample a few bits of cheese just to figure out what kind of cheese eater I am. But if I try a cheese and don't like it, I won't give it any second chances...lol.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Well, I'd prefer not to kill anybody. Not even a sycorax. So, is it absolutely necessary that I answer this question. I mean Really!

3. What time is it where you are?

Well, I suppose that depends on where I am at the moment. Time is relative, after all. So, where am I? Oh yes, I remember. Earth. London. 21st Century. Just after Christmas about 8:00 pm I should think.


4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Well, I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA who Albus Dumbledore is. Nor do I know how or why he has returned from the dead. He isn't a pydonian, is he? Nevermind. But I seriously doubt I would sexually harass anyone, but I'm not too sure about that as...heh...I really don't know who I am yet. Next Question?


5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Well, I suppose I would bartend in the "Pydonian Pisser" in the outer zones of Gallifrey and I would only serve to drunken shabogans who could supply me with a light in this bloody place. After all, it's pretty hard to tend pub in the bloody dark.


B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Well, I have an entire wardrobe aboard the TARDIS. Would any of you like any period clothing? All sorts of clothes from all places in time and space. Or would you prefer a jelly baby? (Did I actually SAY that??)