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The atmosphere in the sorting room became a few beats colder. If one were to exhale, a cloud would heat the air before them. It all happened because of the new comer, a woman dressed in a white and light blue Furisode kimono. Its sleeves so long as to reach the floor, and the bottom segment long enough to cover her feet. She looked high and low about the unfamiliar surroundings she found herself, a confused expression on her alabaster face. It was then that her glacial eyes scrutinized the application on the desk, and a certain curiosity was peaked.

State your full name.
'My name is Sode no Shirayuki, the Sleeved White Snow, and I am ... I was Rukia Kuchiki's zanpakuto.' She narrowed her eyes and acted as if she were shrugging off some heartfelt betrayal, the chip on her shoulder was obvious at the mention of Rukia, so in no uncertain terms, she pressed on, completely ignoring the statement and the fact that the quill acted on its own volition.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
'Sorry, but I don't have one. I don't need sustenance because I am a manifestation.'

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Out of the two names, which one baffled her immensely, the other caused her to think of Ichigo Kurosaki. A jealous glint shone in her eyes briefly, her manner going rigid. 'I won't kill unless it is necessary, no matter who is my adversary. It's unsporting.'

3. What time is it where you are?
'I don't concern myself with the time; it isn't useful to me any more.'

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
'I wouldn't waste my time if I had a body of my own,' she said with a smile playing at the corners of her lips, a longing filled her pale eyes as she stared at nothing. 'I would do as much as I could to enjoy it ... because, who knew how long it would last.'

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
'White Ripple.'

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage had never known Sode no Shirayuki, nor did the love displayed by a married couple. She was a spirit and all she knew was the deep friendship she had felt with Rukia so long ago, a friendship that went deeper than the flesh and moulded the minds to one being. She had not felt that in many moons. She sighed and drew a stray strand of her pale blue hair from her eyes. 'I wouldn't know the depths of marriage, for as I have previously mentioned I'm a spirit. From what I've observed from people in the land of the living, and even the bonds between shinigami, I trust Harry will make the right decision that is best for his heart, and either one being Fred or George, will accept the decision and move on.'

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
'Why should anyone's duties cease so as you can catch up with the paperwork of it? For being a part of the integrity of order, you should not be so complaintive. If you spent more time finishing the work, and not letting it back up with the inconsequential chatter, maybe the backlog wouldn't be so engorged.' Such wining and complaining for things to be easier only reminded her of the sloth attributes of all Shinigami, it was irksome to the highest order. Sode no Shirayuki sighed and worked to rid her face of the obvious glower.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Her eyes widened with her surprise to the question. It seemed rather insulting in its straightforwardness. However, she did concede to its requirements. She held her open hand aloft, after a few seconds glistening particles of ice sparkled in the space above her palm. She stared forward, taking in her target as the bare wall to her right. Then in a sudden rush three turrets of ice erupted from the particles and streaked across the room. They grew by her whim alone, climbing across the flagstones and up the wall. After mere moments what was left behind was a sculptured slope of ice that travelled long up into the rafters of the sorting room. With a slight frown she let her hand drop, to be covered by the cloth of her sleeve once more.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Not knowing what a squib was, and hating the sound of bribery, Sode no Shirayuki found herself torn. After a time of internal debates, she finally decided on thinking the bribe more so as a gift, because gifts were more appreciated. 'Considering the number of these peculiar questions, I hope this gift is sufficient?' She brought her hands to her mouth and blew into them. The temperature plummeted some around her person as a miniature blizzard raged in the palm of her hands. When she stopped, she lay down the miniature sculpture upon the desk. What it depicted was in excruciating detail; A rose was opening its petals to reveal a maiden and a knight holding each other close, about to kiss, while vines and other flora sprouted out from the base of the rose bud. In its small stature, it was immense in story. Sode no Shirayuki smiled at the display, yet her eyes remained to be seen as cold cavernous depths.

"I have read the

hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. SnS.
I have read the

hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. SnS.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. SnS.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. SnS."

Done with Ulquiorra-mun's permission.