hh_mirror | Open RP, Greenhouses (Eleventy, Kurama, River)

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Open RP, Greenhouses (Eleventy, Kurama, River)

The Doctor hadn't always loved Halloween, but on those worlds that celebrated it (or something like it) he definitely tried to join in the fun, if there was nothing overtly intent on re-enacting a favorite horror film but with real knives instead of rubber props. He supposed at Hogwarts there was no danger of this (and even if there was, the danger was minimized) and thus strolled confidently over the grounds, rambling until he came to a pile of rather gorgeous pumpkins. He stared at them a minute, then at the door they framed. A sign read:

Pumpkins, free to a good carver.

Candy within, Trick-or-Treaters welcome.

Any tricks resulting in broken glass will be met with a boot up someone's back end.

The last bit, he noted, was scrawled rather hastily in something that his mind wanted to read as Japanese, but his eyes were registering as English. The rest was in big, spiky, dramatic handwriting, with bats, cats, and pumpkins scribbled all over the place. It very nearly covered a plaque that read 'Professor Minaminaminamino." What a name. He grinned and ducked in.

She, with brown hair all shocked out by too much curling iron, an ironic pointy black hat on her head, a very witchy dress, too much makeup, and boots that looked like they could stomp a Dalek. The other (she? No, the shoulders were too broad, but the hair just screamed girl) sat with their back to the doctor and looked like the costume of the year must be a mummified werewolf. The tail was even moving, too. Nice touch.

"Trick or treat!" He called, waving a hand. The girl looked up at him and beamed and the - yes, that face was as close to male as it was going to get - man turned around to look at him.

"What's your costume?" The girl asked, putting her head to one side. The man flapped a hand at her, and she stuck out her tongue at him.

"A time traveler," The Doctor said grinning at their interaction. They might have been bickering siblings, for all they didn't look a thing alike.

The man gestured to a cauldron on the floor next to the table. "Take your treat then, oh wanderer. You might have to forgive River her impetuousness."

The Doctor blinked at the name, but before he could say anything, the girl cut in.

"Not that River," she said, her eyes intent on the Doctor for a split second before turning back to her companion. He had the unsettling certainty that she'd just casually read his mind. People weren't supposed to be able to do that.

"And that isn't even a real word," she was saying. "Bad foxes should read more dictionaries."

The Doctor grabbed a bag from the cauldron - fun-sized jelly babies - and extended a hand to the suffering redhead. He noticed that what he first thought were bandages on his head were furry ears to match the tail. "Nice costume. Professor Minaminaminamino, I presume?"

The Professor made a face and took the offered hand. "Kurama, if you please." He shot a withering look to River, who contrived to look innocent. "I thought it had been covered."

"I'm The Doctor," he introduced himself. "I'm surprised you're indulging the tricking and treating, though. That's more of an American holiday these days, isn't it?"

Kurama shrugged, breaking the handshake with a smile to go back to what he was working on. They looked like flowers that had decided to be lanterns, all in orange and black. River was stringing them together on a long line.

"There are plenty of American students here, and it's an amusing enough tradition." Between his hands another flower seemed to appear from nowhere, and went to the pile for River to tend. It even glowed faintly.

The Doctor watched them work for a moment, munching on his jelly babies, until River completed a strand and jumped down from the table. "I'll take care of these," she said, and then stopped to look at the Doctor with a lot more knowing solemnity than a teenaged human girl should have. "Not that River. If she's the Amazon, I'm a waterfall."

And then she was gone, even grabbing a broom on her way out. The Doctor looked quizzically at Kurama, who shrugged.

"I don't even know. I stopped trying to guess months ago." He stretched, winced, and then flexed his hands. "How much of that time traveler business is the truth? In some way all of us are, at least in this place, but that bow tie is giving me some pretty specific questions."

"All of it," the Doctor replied, adjusting his bowtie with a grin. "I just happen to know that the bowtie has never not been cool."

Kurama's smile was wry. "Those Croats, pulling us all kicking and screaming out of the fashion dark ages."

"You know your history."

"I've lived my history."

They stared at each other for a beat, the Doctor half-poised to grab his screwdriver and see just what Kurama was, Kurama smirking at him and practically daring him to ask.

"Mind if I take a look around?" The Doctor asked instead; there would be other times to pry, and there was a flower one room over that was so blue it was making him TARDIS-sick. Kurama waved a hand at him in a 'by all means' gesture.

Such interesting folk there were here. He was beginning to enjoy himself.

_{((OOC: I suck at making things short. Specify if you want River, Eleventy, or Kurama to play with, or be surprised <3 ))}

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"I... need to learn how not to. It's hard, being prey after so long as predator. But I've got to try." He smiled wryly, and poked Kuronue in the chest. "It's kind of like how difficult it was enjoying being a woman that one time. Now that I know it can be fun I don't loathe it so much. You seemed to have learned that one a lot quicker, though."

"Yes, but I don't think I've ever seen you fuck a woman. You're Gay McGaystein, and I considered a sexual relationship with a poster." He held up two hands and made a show of pretending to weight things.

He cupped his breasts and squeezed them a little. "Humans you'll have to do on your own, but I can help you get used to females." He chuckled a little, even though he was entirely serious.

"You're so confident in yourself, titzilla," Kurama drawled. "I've been with women, but they're ultimately rather boring. It says something when the only woman I'd consider," this with a pointed look to Kuronue, "happens to also be a man. But, being one... that was a fine experience. Even when Jackal was being all pervy at me."

He shrugged. "An informed fag is still a fag." He grinned. The term was, of course, used with great affection. He dropped his hands from his chest after rearanging his hakama.

"Scalpel-come came on to you? really? Ew." He made a face.

"Ew, says the one who actually had sex with him," he grinned slyly. "I'm sure we can all be happy there aren't little halfbreed scalpelbabies running about. Can you imagine the pitter-patter of little metal feet? And of course he came on to me, I make a stunning woman."

"You did, you did," he said, nodding sadly and ignoring the comment on his fucking Akabane. he was trying to forget that had ever happened, dammit.

"Speaking of which, how is someone wrapped in bandages meant to be scary?" His eyebrows rose a little.

Kurama shrugged. "Mummification freaks westerners out. Besides, the undead are popular in media lately, so looking half-dead seems to count." He looked at the bandages covering his arms - they'd need changing soon - and smirked a little. "I suppose part of it is imagining what's underneath them. I was thinking of having a few fall loose and work a little illusion where there's bone and such, dripping flesh and all that."

He sniffed a little. "Yeah, still not scary. Amusing, but not scary." He really didn't understand the purpose of the holiday. "And I'm hoping that most of those are your costume, though I know they probably aren't."

"Art in realism," he sighed. "No, they're all mine. I really blasted my youki all to hell fighting him... I went into overkill mode. It'll be a while before that builds up again. Kusuriyuri is helping with the reiki, and his energy innately heals anyway." Really most of it was going to the eye, and even then it was a fifty-fifty chance he'd still be blind in that one in the end. He nudged Kuronue over on the cushion so he could have some room. "Scoot over. Do you know, your ass gets a lot bigger when you're a woman."

He had been going to give a sharp reprimand to Kurama for not taking more of his youki, but the mention of his ass threw him off. "My ass is just fine in either body," he defended, shifting anyway. "Besides, women's bodies are a lot more cushy anyway. They're meant to be bigger."

Kurama grinned, settling on the cushion and folding his hands on his stomach. It was so easy to derail Kuronue in situations like this. "I suppose you're right. It is rather disconcerting that you have those fat 'ol birthing hips when you aren't going to be popping out any pups any time soon. I hope."

"Fuck you," he said, indignant. "I'm not in this body enough for it to be fertile anyway."

His eyes lit up, switching topics like a hummingbird on speed. "Oh! Hey, I learnt how to turn into a bat. They call it transfiguration, apparently. You can do all kinds of things."

"Changing shape, eh? Can't say it's anything I've ever had experience with," he teased gently. "Though, I can tell you're having fun. What was it like, being a bat?"

"Remarkably like being a demon," he said dryly. "Takes a while getting used to thinking more instinct than logic. Easier to listen in on conversations." He winked.

Kurama groaned. "You're going to take all kinds of advantage of that, aren't you. Am I going to have to ward my room against eavesdropping, as well?"

"Good luck with that. If I am a bat, wards don't work." He giggled. "I love magic, it creates all wonderful sorts of loopholes."

He leaned toward Kurama and rested his head on his shoulder lightly, keeping most of his weight off him. "That way, at least, I can keep an eye on you to be sure you don't do anything stupid."

"Hmph," Kurama grunted, leaning so that they could both be comfortable. He wasn't a complete invalid, after all. Just more than half of one.

"Stupid seems to be my main modus operandi for this lifetime," he murmured. He refused to say next what was on his mind, that he couldn't latch on to happiness because his ego encouraged him to be an idiot. That, more than everything else, terrified him. Now that he knew how to care about the happiness of others, not being able to provide that happiness gave him more anxiety than he cared to admit.

He took Kurama's hand and held it, patted it lightly with his other. "It wouldn't be you if you didn't make the mistakes or blunders you did. If you were perfect, I don't think I'd love you as much." It was slightly teasing, but honest.

Kurama squeezed his hand, a fist around his heart mimicking the action. He'd never be able to get over that, the honesty after so many years of lying.

"I was perfect, until I got a godsdamned conscience," he murmured, but there wasn't any heat in his voice.

He chuckled. "Poor Kurama," he sighed dramatically. "Cursed to give a shit about other people forever. Such a horrible fate."

"Ass," he growled, slapping Kuronue on the tits and watching bemusedly as they jiggled back into place. "I bet those are natural c-cups too, you horrible man."

He squeaked a little, jumping. He hadn't expected that.

He blinked and lofted his head, gave Kurama a smirk and a smug look. "You're just jealous because I have bigger tits than you."

Kurama looked down at himself, then back up at Kuronue, lifting an eyebrow. "Gosh, how ever will I reconcile with not having massive man-boobs. My life, it is over."

He glared a little. "In the female body you got, you flat-chested asshole."

He covered his breasts almost protectively, stroking at the absently. It was kind of a habit now.

"You're so vain," Kurama snorted, poking a boob with the kind of scientific air of a researcher studying a strange specimen. "All that excess to carry around, it's a wonder you don't smack yourself in the face when you walk.

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