Owl to Sorting Hat

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Igor dipped his quill into the ink and paused. He'd been working with Snape and Dr. Hook for over a year. If he took over the position as Head of the Hospital Wing, then he'd be a bit closer to being a true Evil Scientist. Somehow. Right? And it wouldn't be disloyalty. Snape had even recommended him for the job.
Nevertheless, he would miss them. Snape's sullen silences and quick temper along with Dr. Hook's reserved friendliness made the Hospital Wing feel like home. True, Igor was friends with Raistlin too now, but he'd still miss preparing Snape's favorite sandwiches and talking with Dr. Hook on slow days.

He shook himself, set the quill down and began to write.



I have served in the Hospital Wing as an assistant for some time now. In that time, I have handled emergencies and learned many magical forms of healing. Now that the post is vacant, I'd like to step in, at least until my experiments get in the way or a more qualified candidate can be found.

Position Desired: Head of the Hospital Wing

Education:: Igor School, Yes, Master's Degree
Hogwarts

Relevant Experience: Under-assistant to the Head of Hogwart's Hospital Wing, Severus Snape

Especial Incidental Experience:
Administering first aid to students in need.
Preparing and administering magical and mundane potions.
Containing a dangerous infestation of imps within the hospital before they could do serious harm.
Releasing said dangerous infestation of imps in the first place.
Preparing and sanitizing the hospital room.
Delivering emergency sandwiches to cranky wizard.
Giving advice and providing birth control to one gender-switched student who I fancied at the time the student body.

Recommendations:
Severus Snape
Dr. Jordan "Hook" Krogshoj
Megan Gwynn (student)

I hope after review, you will find I have the qualifications for the job.
Igor