"We's not gonna make any caviar-fish-babies," Toki insisted, although he too thought it would be rather brutal to cannibalize their own young. And they would pretty much have to, if Skwisgaar suddenly laid several hundred eggs. There was no way in hell they were raising several hundred mer-human hybrid things. "But if we dids, Skwigaar's right, and it would be way too expensives for anyones cause it woulds be the most metal and bests ever. And we don't know if Skwisgaar's the types of fish that makes it yet anyway." He had a feeling that if shark caviar existed, it would be a product he'd be aware of, being a pretty brutal sounding luxury.
Toki caught the foil-wrapped fish Nathan caught him, flashing him a grin that turned into a somewhat cranky look as he mentioned Skwisgaar as a pet again. Pickles earned another look from Toki a moment later, when he mentioned putting a collar and leash on him. If anyone was going to put such things on Skwisgaar, it was him who got to! "He's nots your fish-guy, you don't gets to put any collars and leashes ons him! Skwisgaar's mys fish-guy what's still people," Toki insisted, a bit drunkenly. The beers he'd been drinking were starting to catch up with him, and, he thought he was getting pretty close to being able to ignore the lake. That he might not feel cold didn't guarantee a lack of hypothermia, but, he was also getting a bit too plastered to worry about that, too. He was also getting to the point of inebriated where he failed to be embarrassed at Pickles' teasing, and gave him a goofy grin as he told him, "We sucks real good, and, you don'ts get to find out!"
"But I don't wants the dragon to eats the nice Elfy guy, he's our friend! Ands there's Sunflora, mys flower friend, ands my dinosaur friend, and there's Yoda whats I told you about, he's nice too. Ands there's your countries friend, ands the pervert guns-teacher ands his cannibal vampire husband, and there's the clowns-teacher withs the potions class, ands there's lots of Shoggies that don't lives with us, and I wouldn'ts want them eaten eithers." Although Toki had his episodes of ultraviolence, his overall brutality level was often questionable, and this was one of those moments. Toki didn't mind random atrocities afflicting a bunch of people he didn't know, but once he knew people and didn't think they were 'dildos', it was different. "Buts the dragon can eats the rest of them," he made sure to add, not wanting Skwisgaar and the rest to find his attitude about Nidhögg going on a school-eating rampage to be entirely not-metal.
Toki made sure to wipe the traces of fish guts off his hand before opening his own foil-wrapped fish. He looked over to Nathan briefly, telling him, "Thanks you fors the cooking!" and then giving him a rather funny look, as he'd noted their 'butler' snuggling up to him. He snuggled into Skwisgaar's curled tail, not minding the damp that soaked through his suit, which was definitely ruined by now anyway. It appeared he'd have to get used to the wet, anyway, for however long Skwisgaar's transformation lasted. He decided that the cooked fish was actually pretty damn good, and finished it off before turning his attention to the junk food kebab. He ended up passing about half of it to the Shoggies, since it was awfully hard to resist their hopeful, staring eyes. "They's the best children," Toki agreed with Skwsigaar, contemplating whether he'd ever swam drunk. "Probablies? When we wents on vacations to the beach, I did it lots I think." It seemed logical- they'd been at the beach, he'd been drunk, and there was water. "And I'm not so drunks I'm goings to puke, just not goings to freeze. And even if I do pukes in the lake, you's been breathing alls the fish pee ins it already." Tossing aside his empty kebab he returned to lightly stroking Skwisgaar's gills, having quite enjoyed his reaction to it.
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Date: 2010-04-13 09:43 am (UTC)Toki caught the foil-wrapped fish Nathan caught him, flashing him a grin that turned into a somewhat cranky look as he mentioned Skwisgaar as a pet again. Pickles earned another look from Toki a moment later, when he mentioned putting a collar and leash on him. If anyone was going to put such things on Skwisgaar, it was him who got to! "He's nots your fish-guy, you don't gets to put any collars and leashes ons him! Skwisgaar's mys fish-guy what's still people," Toki insisted, a bit drunkenly. The beers he'd been drinking were starting to catch up with him, and, he thought he was getting pretty close to being able to ignore the lake. That he might not feel cold didn't guarantee a lack of hypothermia, but, he was also getting a bit too plastered to worry about that, too. He was also getting to the point of inebriated where he failed to be embarrassed at Pickles' teasing, and gave him a goofy grin as he told him, "We sucks real good, and, you don'ts get to find out!"
"But I don't wants the dragon to eats the nice Elfy guy, he's our friend! Ands there's Sunflora, mys flower friend, ands my dinosaur friend, and there's Yoda whats I told you about, he's nice too. Ands there's your countries friend, ands the pervert guns-teacher ands his cannibal vampire husband, and there's the clowns-teacher withs the potions class, ands there's lots of Shoggies that don't lives with us, and I wouldn'ts want them eaten eithers." Although Toki had his episodes of ultraviolence, his overall brutality level was often questionable, and this was one of those moments. Toki didn't mind random atrocities afflicting a bunch of people he didn't know, but once he knew people and didn't think they were 'dildos', it was different. "Buts the dragon can eats the rest of them," he made sure to add, not wanting Skwisgaar and the rest to find his attitude about Nidhögg going on a school-eating rampage to be entirely not-metal.
Toki made sure to wipe the traces of fish guts off his hand before opening his own foil-wrapped fish. He looked over to Nathan briefly, telling him, "Thanks you fors the cooking!" and then giving him a rather funny look, as he'd noted their 'butler' snuggling up to him. He snuggled into Skwisgaar's curled tail, not minding the damp that soaked through his suit, which was definitely ruined by now anyway. It appeared he'd have to get used to the wet, anyway, for however long Skwisgaar's transformation lasted. He decided that the cooked fish was actually pretty damn good, and finished it off before turning his attention to the junk food kebab. He ended up passing about half of it to the Shoggies, since it was awfully hard to resist their hopeful, staring eyes. "They's the best children," Toki agreed with Skwsigaar, contemplating whether he'd ever swam drunk. "Probablies? When we wents on vacations to the beach, I did it lots I think." It seemed logical- they'd been at the beach, he'd been drunk, and there was water. "And I'm not so drunks I'm goings to puke, just not goings to freeze. And even if I do pukes in the lake, you's been breathing alls the fish pee ins it already." Tossing aside his empty kebab he returned to lightly stroking Skwisgaar's gills, having quite enjoyed his reaction to it.