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Mall looks dazed and more than a little angry, himself. He spews a long string of Chinese and then, "Wha? Hide and seek? Doing in where? He turns around and sees the cabinet. "How...? But... Hey, I coulda been in that thing forever! I had to get out somehow! This place boggles the mind! It spins me about! Can't figure heads or tails of it. I mean, I was just at a sorting, and I went out a side door and got lost in some long gorram corridor. Next thing I know, I'm up three flights of stairs, bein' hollered at by some crazy knight in a portrait, so I run into this empty classroom--leastways, that's what I thought it was--and it was dark and the likes, so I couldn't figure where the hell I was. Musta' been searchin' for an exit goin' on three days! Finally I find this locked door, so I blow it off and here I am. Satisfied? Leastways, nobody seems hurt," he looks over at the statue, "'cept for that fella, and somehow I don't think he cares much. So you wanna tell me just where I am?"