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TO BRIENNE OF TARTH:

GREETINGS, WARRIOR MAIDEN. YOUR FELLOW PREFECT, I WHO AM BEOWULF, SALUTE YOU. HARD TIMES HAVE FALLEN UPON THIS SCHOOL. 'TIS PREY TO A FELL MONSTER.

GRYFFINDORS ARE CALLED TO ACTION! WE MUST MOBILIZE OUR FORCES, SUCH AS THEY ARE. I AM GOADED IN MY DUTY, YEA, THOUGH I FEAR FOR MY BELOVED PYARAY, MY BELOVED TAKO, AND MY BELOVED SACK JOE. SACK JOE MOST OF ALL, FOR HE IS TENDER OF SKIN AND FEARFUL OF HEART.

THIS BOY KEENAN CAINE INVOKES US IN OUR PREFECTLY MIGHT. COME TO MEET ME IN THE PLACE OF EXERCISE EQUIPMENT AND OCCASIONAL CRUMPETS.

BEOWULF

To random Gryffindors, whomever the house elves can find:

YOUR PREFECTS SUMMON YOU TO BATTLE AGAINST THE BABY SUN! MEET IN THE COMMON ROOM! I AM BEOWULF!

He just had to add the tagline in there.

Later, he directed a house elf to make an addition:

There will be Kool-Aid. Orange flavor, red flavor, green flavor. It's here to kill your monster.