Toki Unpops

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((There's some NSFW content. Fortunately, it's not with the raptor. =P))

Toki Wartooth's head was spinning, and he kept his eyes clenched shut for several minutes, wondering what had happened, and why he felt so warm and oily. It had not been a very good day, although he could only recall it vaguely, as he had been incredibly drunk for most of it. He remembered something about fires, and crazy women, and Ofdensen brutally mangled, but exactly what and how it had all happened was a blur.

The mustachioed Norwegian eventually opened his eyes, squinting in the dull light of a corridor at Hogwarts- it too was a fuzzy memory. He knew he'd been here before, and clearly recalled establishing a 'food libraries' while he was a prefect at Hufflepuff. Attempting to scramble to his feet, he slipped in a pool of butter and collapsed against the wall again, lamenting, "Whys am I backs at this stupid, stupid school?" while he drunkenly beat on a suit of armor standing next to him. After this small, almost childish outburst, he slumped dejectedly and looked as if he was about to cry. He didn't really hate Hogwarts, in fact, he recalled the place was fun, but how did he get here? What happened to Ofdensen and to Mordhaus? "Is all my faults. . . he's deads, and it's all my fault somehows. . ." He fell into muttering in Norwegian, rambling drunkenly about the unfortunate tendency for everyone he came to care about dying, and then fell quiet, looking rather catatonic as the hallway whirled around and he resisted the urge to vomit.

He didn't resist very well, however, and it was sheer luck that he didn't vomit on the rather oily-looking stuffed bear that was lying beside him. He felt slightly better after throwing up, and picked up his devil-tailed plush toy as he returned to sitting in the corridor, looking traumatized, squeezing the stuffed toy tightly. Because it was slippery with the butter, of course. Not because it was very comforting, that just wouldn't be metal. Not that Toki was very metal, but he did try.

((I've just got to torment my chars, don't I? =P Toki unpopped with permission of the other Metalocalypse muns- I'm taking him from the end of Season 2.))