Owl to the Sorting Hat

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Sorting Hat:

I am given to understand that the position of professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts is now unstaffed. I feel I am qualified to teach this course, and am submitting my curriculum vitae for your perusal.

I hope it meets with your satisfaction.

Warmest regards,
Hermione Granger
Ravenclaw

Position Desired:
Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts
Education:
Top of my class at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Two years of study at the Sydney Magical Academy

Relevant Experience:
I have had occasion to put into practice many of the skills taught in Defense Against the Dark Arts and understand their practical applications. I also helped Harry Potter teach lessons in Defense Against the Dark Arts in my fifth year of study at Hogwarts when it was our belief that the Ministry of Magic's professor, Dolores Umbridge, was not providing adequate instruction.

Other Qualifications:
I received eleven O.W.L.'s. I have also, as previously mentioned, had experience with both Death Eaters and the dark arts they employ due to my association with Harry Potter. I have also had cause to learn from a variety of different teaching styles due to the number of Defense Against the Dark Arts professors employed during my time at Hogwarts.

References:

Ron Weasley
Flying Instructor
Albus Dumbledore
Headmaster Imeritus
Harry Potter