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A slight figure in a trench coat and fedora stepped warily into the room. He looked around. Where one would expect to see a face, there was instead a white fabric with symmetrical black markings, which shifted slowly, creating different shapes that might resemble any number of things, depending on who you asked: now a pretty butterfly, now a dead dog's skull... A piece of paper fluttered down in front of him and he snatched it deftly. Upon examination, it appeared to be some sort of questionnaire. Rorschach was tempted to crumple it up and walk away, but something told him that it would be worth seeing what would happen if he filled it out.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

"Hurm." He wrote down the words: Cheddar. Don't do fancy food.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Haven't heard of them. Will have to investigate.

3. What time is it where you are?

Rorschach glanced at his watch and wrote down that it was 1:00 PM.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Beneath the mask, Walter's lip curled into a subtle, sneering grimace. "Disgusting. What kind of establishment asks a question like that?" He looked about himself restlessly and then crossed out the question.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Another intolerable question. No, he wrote. Bar's for drunks, whores, criminals. Scum. Would never bartend.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Neither, he wrote, muttering, "This place stinks of liberalism. Intellectualism."

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Simple. You're bad at your job.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

You need me. The world is full of evil. Murderers, rapists, kidnappers, prostitutes, drug addicts. Mankind is going to destroy itself. Someone needs to stop it. Someone needs to hand out retribution. I am one of the few willing to do it.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Don't do bribes. I do what needs to be done.

((Note: I may use icons of Rorschach unmasked, but unless otherwise stated, it should be assumed that he's wearing it.))

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