OOC Memes: When Writer's Block Attacks

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

Wishbone's chocolate made me remember an old meme that had been kind of fun.

Your character has been force-fed a truth potion and tied to a chair. There's no hope for escape, so don't bother trying. Yes, even for you, Bond. I see you working the knots. No, Lezard, you can't turn us all into tribbles.

Both characters and muns can ask questions. The characters have to answer truthfully, but if they're skilled in verbal gymnastics, they can try to talk their way out of answering. Make a post with the names of the characters up for play, and we'll interrogate them suitably.

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[necrobird.livejournal.com]

*Yes, dramatics.*

Whatever will I do? To damage your ego, such a sin. If only there were some way I could inflate it again, to it's normal, gargantuan proportions.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Now you're just being childish. (A statement, which, is completely blown by the fact that Kurama has just childishly stuck out his tongue)

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Am I now? I hadn't noticed.

*As he spoke, Karasu gently pinched Kurama's tongue between his forefinger and thumb. He held it a moment before poking it back into Kurama's mouth with his pointer finger.*

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

*at that, Kurama wrinkles his nose and makes the 'dog with peanut butter on the roof of his mouth face* Cheater, I didn't physically harass you while you were tied up.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

You could have. *He smiled at the face Kurama made and ran the same finger playfully under his chin.* It's not my fault you didn't think of it.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

I thought you preferred your victims free-range? I will bite. And despite all the other medical marvels of this place, your fingers won't grow back.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

My mind is not completely one-track, Kurama. But, in light of our recent conversations...*he tapped Kurama lightly on the nose and drew back*

Besides, for once in my life, I was not considering anything perverse. Or painful.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

*a grimace, since nose-tapping is an affectionate thing he only ever allows Kusuriyuri*

I'll believe it, but I do prefer to err on the side of caution.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

*He noticed the grimace, but didn't ask.*

Always so tense around me, Kurama. But I suppose it is well founded. If I were not feeling so agreeable right now, I'd have considered so much worse than just givin--...than just doing what it was I was considering.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

*A very suspicious narrowing of the eyes, along with the complete inability not to ask.* Just giving what?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

*an attempt to lie* Just giving you my adm--*He chokes on the words and then sighs.* Just...giving you a kiss.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

What.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

...A kiss. It's a common method of expressing affection, usually done with the lips.

*His sarcasm is a poor attempt to hide his discomfort.*

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

I know what a... you... *an exasperated sigh* No.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

*He was not pouting beneath his mask. It was a frown.*

Would you rather I have the overwhelming desire to blow up your arm? We could always go back to those urges.

*heavy sigh*

Anyway, I only entertained the idea in fantasy.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

How do you expect me to answer that? 'Oh, I'm sorry, mack on me all you like,' or 'please, go ahead and cause me significant pain?' As much as I can grow to understand you, or even relate to you, I am not yours.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

...I don't think you're in any position ridicule me right now, you bastard. I didn't ask to kiss you and you're damn lucky I feel that I need permission in the first place. Don't you dare tempt me to feel otherwise.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

*Another grimace, this time the expression is almost apologetic.* I... don't want to ridicule you. I just don't know whether you'd understand why I say no.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

I'm not an idiot. I can feel you thinking about him even now. I don't want to understand your ridiculous devotion to him, but I do. Damn it!

*He slammed his hand against the chair, beside Kurama's head.* I understand better than you, or him, or anyone I know what it's like to...to love someone so completely that you can't feel the same for anyone else! Understand...of course I understand.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

*Having no reply nor witty comment to that, Kurama glares."