OOC: I'm not dead, I think.

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I haven't fallen off the face of the internet so much as I'm hanging on for dear life with two fingernails. I apologize, but any responses are going to be slooooooow.

In the meantime, if I could send my characters out into the real world, this is what they'd be doing:

Alan Grant would be answering my phone. "You mean you filed a claim in 1989 and you'd like to follow up on it? And you actually filed it with an agency not affiliated with us in any way? This is my problem how, exactly?"
James Bond would be having a talk with some of my least favorite vendors about how their little 144 pg fax habit has to stop.
Tako would be cooking my meals. Yum.
Tenel Ka would go to my hapkido class, then Jedi mind trick what she learned to me in my sleep. All of the practice, none of the work!
Billy Brennan would go pull claims for me. Then I'd probably have to do it over.
Strawberry Fields would pull outfits together for me so that I wouldn't have to spend 20 minutes standing in front of my closet.
Rene Mathis would use those connections with the faculty to push my midterms back, or at least make them easier.
Dieter Prohl would go get laid, because somebody has to.

So, would anyone else have their characters do things for them in the real world?