There was PAIN in the world! Yes, Michael had been previously aware of this fact, of course, but now, here, it was even more obvious. And horrible. What could he do about all this pain? Surely there must be something. So what the archangel did was to take a very large tray, stack it with various types of pastries, and walk around the corridors of Hogwarts. Because pastries always made everything MUCH BETTER.
At the moment he was hanging out with a unicorn, and he kept stroking its cotton candy mane with tears in his eyes. Oh, this brave creature had gone through so much pain and suffering! This time of year it was all raindeers, and no one cared about the noble unicorn that did so much for children and adults alike. Why could not unicorns draw Santa's sleigh? This poor individual had suffered so, too! It had been orphaned at an early age when its parents had become glue, and alone and unloved it had walked the world, looking int through the windows of happy families and crying silent tears of despair, hoping for a friend. It deserved many chocolate éclairs!
Michael became aware of steps behind him, and he whirled around suddenly, holding up the tray to the new arrival.
"Pastry?" he offered eagerly. "Have SEVERAL! AND tell me your PROBLEMS, please! I can honestly, truly, really HELP!"
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Date: 2008-12-15 01:59 am (UTC)At the moment he was hanging out with a unicorn, and he kept stroking its cotton candy mane with tears in his eyes. Oh, this brave creature had gone through so much pain and suffering! This time of year it was all raindeers, and no one cared about the noble unicorn that did so much for children and adults alike. Why could not unicorns draw Santa's sleigh? This poor individual had suffered so, too! It had been orphaned at an early age when its parents had become glue, and alone and unloved it had walked the world, looking int through the windows of happy families and crying silent tears of despair, hoping for a friend. It deserved many chocolate éclairs!
Michael became aware of steps behind him, and he whirled around suddenly, holding up the tray to the new arrival.
"Pastry?" he offered eagerly. "Have SEVERAL! AND tell me your PROBLEMS, please! I can honestly, truly, really HELP!"