"My mother is human!" Yuuri retorted, the imperative to defend his mother now overriding his general tendency toward diplomacy. "She doesn't lay eggs! What do you think I am, a baby dragon?! Not that there is anything wrong with baby dragons," he added automatically. "They should be conserved and protected."
As a matter of fact, Yuuri did have demon magic mixed with demon kung-fu, kinda sorta, but the kung-fu was generally enacted by giant golems he made of garbage or other random items, and the magic was ... not something anyone really wanted to see, unless they didn't mind their local ecosystem being destroyed. However, it only surfaced in response to EXTREME ACTS OF INJUSTICE (like piracy, or people being mean to bearbees).
"You don't need to cut anyone. No one is going to hurt you," he informed Evan. Yuuri's outbursts of indignation didn't last very long, especially when the target seemed to be in distress himself. Evan definitely seemed like he was afraid or worried about something. "This is Light Yagami. Light, were you hatched from an egg? There's nothing wrong with being hatched from an egg. I just happen not to have been. Also, Evan, I should probably tell you that if my mother ever does show up at Hogwarts and you say something like that to her, she might kick you in the, um, somewhere a guy doesn't like being kicked."
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Date: 2008-04-24 01:29 am (UTC)As a matter of fact, Yuuri did have demon magic mixed with demon kung-fu, kinda sorta, but the kung-fu was generally enacted by giant golems he made of garbage or other random items, and the magic was ... not something anyone really wanted to see, unless they didn't mind their local ecosystem being destroyed. However, it only surfaced in response to EXTREME ACTS OF INJUSTICE (like piracy, or people being mean to bearbees).
"You don't need to cut anyone. No one is going to hurt you," he informed Evan. Yuuri's outbursts of indignation didn't last very long, especially when the target seemed to be in distress himself. Evan definitely seemed like he was afraid or worried about something. "This is Light Yagami. Light, were you hatched from an egg? There's nothing wrong with being hatched from an egg. I just happen not to have been. Also, Evan, I should probably tell you that if my mother ever does show up at Hogwarts and you say something like that to her, she might kick you in the, um, somewhere a guy doesn't like being kicked."