http://dungbombsrule.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dungbombsrule.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2007-10-06 11:23 pm
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Dear Cooper,

Hello! This is Ron Weasley here; do you remember me? I was a student here for a while, you, uh, butt into were involved in my puppet problem? Anyways, I've been away for a few months now, but I'm back. I know this is really out of no where, but I have a few questions to ask you about. First off, I know you're interested in werewolves. Just so you know, I understand why you'd be nervous, but I've always thought it was a bit out of nowhere, and I can't really agree with you about that whole werewolf hunt.

Still, there is something I need to talk to you about that's vaguely connected to what you were investigating, and I was wondering if you knew anything about it. They're called furries, and they're like werewolves because they're furry, and that's about it. But even so, I thought you might have heard something about them since you were always so active.

Thanks,

Ron Weasley

Re: Memo to Ron Weasley

[identity profile] damnfinecupof.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
TO: Ron Weasley
FROM: Agent Cooper
RE: Q-Brick

It's my theory that the victims of cat attacks disappear after the attack. Possibility: The cats' saliva carries a toxin that induces popcorn transformation. Your idea about posting a message does have merit. Fliers sometimes generate helpful information.

Can you explain more about effed-up Muggles?

We'll have to get you a black suit, pronto. Hats are optional.

Re: Memo to Ron Weasley

[identity profile] damnfinecupof.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
TO: Ron Weasley
FROM: Agent Cooper
RE: effed-up popcorn

That's exactly why it's so difficult to pin down the activities of the face-eating cats. Difficult, but not impossible. Nothing is impossible.

I think I need to see this Q-Brick.

I don't carry extra suits, no. A vampire by the name of Joachim Armster once stole a pair of my pants in the Sorting Room and made them into a headdress. Since then, I take good care of my garments.