Poor, poor Ron Weasley. Cooper was almost sorry to disillusion him. He almost wished he could let Ron continue in blissful ignorance, unaware that some cats ate faces.
His duty bade otherwise.
He replied urgently.
To: Ron Weasley From: Coop RE: RE: RE: 'Furries'
Yes, those face-eating cats. They came to Hogwarts in waves and droves. Now they're lying low. Who knows what scheme they're hatching in the shadows?
I can't tell you whether all 'furries' are face-eating cats. You'll have to tell me more about 'furries' for me to say. I can, however, assure you that all face-eating cats are furry, beyond the shadow of a doubt.
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Re: Memo to Ron Weasley
Date: 2007-10-07 06:38 am (UTC)His duty bade otherwise.
He replied urgently.