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Doctors of Hogwarts,

A prominent Hufflepuff is suffering!

Mere hours ago, one prominent Hufflepuff, called for the sake of his privacy His Majesty X ~~Iruuy Ayubihs~~ ~~Smith John~~ the King, began experiencing symptoms of what could be imminent blindness, cancer of the eye, pupil shingles, or something similarly terrible of that nature. Tragedy must be avoided, courageous actions must be committed, His Majesty the King must be saved!

A cause for His Majesty's tragic happenstance may already have been discovered. For the sake of His Majesty's privacy I cannot give you a direct image, but the muscles surrounding his eyes undergo regular transformations, from his natural state, which is similar to this, to a temporary one which physically resembles this.

Notice the stress this creates for the brow muscles! The danger is exacerbated by the fact that blindness may be a hereditary condition for the King. Furthermore, his brother and friend wear glasses. Coincidence!?

Aid! Conquer! Redress!

While awaiting your reply, I will do my part by yelling at His Majesty's disappointingly weak eyeballs.

Sincerely,

Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld
Betrothed to the Maou
Hufflepuff

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To Dr. Janet Fraiser,

I do not believe His Majesty the King should be attended in a public medical wing, it is bad enough he eats in the school's cafeteria. Being around sick people would only make him worse, if only because he'd try to give them all hugs instead of concentrating on himself.

I disagree. Yelling at people always makes them better, because it forces them to try harder. Flipping my hair also works, but so far there has been little effect. Since you are a doctor, I think it is your duty to see His Majesty the King immediately and make him well. You will be compensated for your services.

Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld,
Betrothed to the Maou
Hufflepuff

Sir Wolfram,

My apologies, I was unfamiliar with your title.

If you insist, I can examine the patient. However, if the patient's condition proves to be more than can be treated here, I will have to insist on him being relocated to either the Hospital Wing or St. Mungo's. I will not trade of a patient's well-being for any privileges of rank.

Under certain circumstances your method may be valid, but in some cases stress can cause an extremely adverse reaction. I would ask that you hold off on any yelling until after I can give my diagnosis.

~~Flipping hair?~~

Sincerely,

Dr. Janet Fraiser

To Dr. Janet Fraiser,

Apologies accepted; there are more important things at the moment.

I do insist, thank you for understanding. Shall we visit you in your office (you do have an office, don't you? We could buy you one)?

As I have already received a reference for you (a Doctor Daniel Jackson. Not, however, a medical doctor. I'm not sure if you knew this), I will take your advice and refrain from yelling at His Majesty's eyes. My throat was getting sore, and is already feeling better. I can see you are competent already.

Thank you,

Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld
Betrothed to the Maou
Hufflepuff

Sir Wolfram,

I don't actually have an office, but if this Room of Requirement I've heard of is not currently in use I'm certain I can make do. Please give me twenty minutes to locate it and familiarize myself.

Yes, I'm familiar with Dr. Jackson. He's an archeologist. You might want to try orange juice or honey and lemon tea for your throat.

Sincerely,

Dr. Janet Fraiser

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