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[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Doctors of Hogwarts,

A prominent Hufflepuff is suffering!

Mere hours ago, one prominent Hufflepuff, called for the sake of his privacy His Majesty X Iruuy Ayubihs Smith John the King, began experiencing symptoms of what could be imminent blindness, cancer of the eye, pupil shingles, or something similarly terrible of that nature. Tragedy must be avoided, courageous actions must be committed, His Majesty the King must be saved!

A cause for His Majesty's tragic happenstance may already have been discovered. For the sake of His Majesty's privacy I cannot give you a direct image, but the muscles surrounding his eyes undergo regular transformations, from his natural state, which is similar to this, to a temporary one which physically resembles this.

Notice the stress this creates for the brow muscles! The danger is exacerbated by the fact that blindness may be a hereditary condition for the King. Furthermore, his brother and friend wear glasses. Coincidence!?

Aid! Conquer! Redress!

While awaiting your reply, I will do my part by yelling at His Majesty's disappointingly weak eyeballs.

Sincerely,

Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld
Betrothed to the Maou
Hufflepuff

Comments

[doctordweeb.livejournal.com]

Sir von Bielefeld,

I'm not actually a medical doctor, so I'm afraid I can't be of much help. I suggest you take your friend to the Hospital Wing--there are plenty of MD's there, including one I trust implicitly. Ask for Dr. Janet Fraiser, and tell her everything you can about his symptoms, etc. (Also, I'm relatively certain there's no such thing as pupil shingles.)

-Daniel Jackson

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

To Doctor (or are you!?) Jackson,

No, you can't be of very much help, can you? And I've already explained in several different letters why the hospital wing would be unsuitable, so I'll just state 'no' in regards to that suggestion. But I have contacted Dr. Janet Fraiser, and I am currently working with her. She appears to be uncooperative.

And in regards to pupil shingles, if you are not a medical doctor, how can you KNOW!?

Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld
Betrothed to the Maou
Hufflepuff

[doctordweeb.livejournal.com]

Sir von Bielefeld,

I am a doctor, just not an MD. If you're truly concerned for your friend's health, I'd listen to what Janet says--she's probably dealt with more weird than any other doctor here. Trust me on this.

As to pupil shingles--nevermind. I'm sure you'll figure it out on your own.

-Daniel Jackson

Re: Return owl, warded

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Dear Doctor Jackson,

Very well, we appreciate your reference. Though as you are not an MD doctor, are you qualified to make such judgments?

As for the pupil shingles, I don't want to rule out anything.

Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld
Betrothed to the Maou
Hufflepuff