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hh_mirror“Mother…? Is that you?” Opening his eyes was confusing. Mainly because he was sure that when he had last closed them he was dying. He stood up in an odd stone hall. His alarming bright blue green eyes glowed and glimmered; his neck length, thin, grey hair covered one eye completely and he wore an impossibly tight leather full coat and trousers; scabbard fastened around his hips and settling on his rear. His girlish, fair features were distorted with confusion. “Where…where am I? Am I all alone now? Big brothers?” His voice trembled.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Kadaj blinked, eyes wide. “I don’t know.” He says softly.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
He laughed shortly, a high pitched, slightly manic laugh. “I don’t mind. Whichever, sirs.” It honestly didn’t matter to him, nearest, most ugly, most annoying; none of it mattered. “They’d die if I needed them to. The planet is always taking things from you, why should we be any different, we, Mother’s chosen ones.” He said lowly, dangerously.
3. What time is it where you are?
He gave a tiny, polite smile. “I don’t know that.” He gasped. “Wait.” He pulled out his cell phone. He gave another gasp, eyes watered up. “It’s smashed. I don’t know.” His eager, high voice trembled.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
His eyes widened once and he gasped again. “That’s…yuck.” He scrunches his nose up. “You shouldn’t say things like that.” He whispered, scandalized.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
He paused, looking around the room from underneath slick, grey hair. He only really had one thought on his mind so he said it and hoped it was a good answer. “Mother.”
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He scowled suddenly. “Why are you asking me this? None of this matters! I think you’re trying to make fun of me!” He was quite manic; his voice low and threatening. “I’m starting to get annoyed.” His eyes widened again, the bright mako-blue glow shrinking his pupils like a cat’s.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
He simply refused to answer. He instead glared quietly around the room, his glimmering eyes flashing viciously. He looked up at the magical animated ceiling above him and he stared in wonder, eyes glassy. “Pretty…” he whispered to himself.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
His eyes stared in horror. “Useless! You’re lying, I’m not useless!” He laughed that trembling, childish laugh again. “Mother said so, just you wait, she’ll come back. She loves me more than him...!” He trailed off, staring at the floor. “The Reunion,“ he pauses ominously, “is waiting.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
His eyes returned to normal once again, fierce and narrowed. “Haha, I can’t put anything in your hand but when Mother returns, she will bestow upon you, my brethren, a world of wonders. That’s all you need...” He spoke lovingly in a low voice, eyes gleaming.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Kadaj_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Kadaj________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Kadaj_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Kadaj________"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Kadaj blinked, eyes wide. “I don’t know.” He says softly.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
He laughed shortly, a high pitched, slightly manic laugh. “I don’t mind. Whichever, sirs.” It honestly didn’t matter to him, nearest, most ugly, most annoying; none of it mattered. “They’d die if I needed them to. The planet is always taking things from you, why should we be any different, we, Mother’s chosen ones.” He said lowly, dangerously.
3. What time is it where you are?
He gave a tiny, polite smile. “I don’t know that.” He gasped. “Wait.” He pulled out his cell phone. He gave another gasp, eyes watered up. “It’s smashed. I don’t know.” His eager, high voice trembled.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
His eyes widened once and he gasped again. “That’s…yuck.” He scrunches his nose up. “You shouldn’t say things like that.” He whispered, scandalized.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
He paused, looking around the room from underneath slick, grey hair. He only really had one thought on his mind so he said it and hoped it was a good answer. “Mother.”
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He scowled suddenly. “Why are you asking me this? None of this matters! I think you’re trying to make fun of me!” He was quite manic; his voice low and threatening. “I’m starting to get annoyed.” His eyes widened again, the bright mako-blue glow shrinking his pupils like a cat’s.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
He simply refused to answer. He instead glared quietly around the room, his glimmering eyes flashing viciously. He looked up at the magical animated ceiling above him and he stared in wonder, eyes glassy. “Pretty…” he whispered to himself.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
His eyes stared in horror. “Useless! You’re lying, I’m not useless!” He laughed that trembling, childish laugh again. “Mother said so, just you wait, she’ll come back. She loves me more than him...!” He trailed off, staring at the floor. “The Reunion,“ he pauses ominously, “is waiting.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
His eyes returned to normal once again, fierce and narrowed. “Haha, I can’t put anything in your hand but when Mother returns, she will bestow upon you, my brethren, a world of wonders. That’s all you need...” He spoke lovingly in a low voice, eyes gleaming.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Kadaj_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Kadaj________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Kadaj_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Kadaj________"
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