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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Mama was always rather fond of goat-cheese, though I daresay I don't eat much nowadays.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kill? Oh dear me, no. I've never killed anyone in my life, and I don't plan on it! ::she smiles prettily:: When they come to my husband - which they both will, of course, everyone does - I'd be much obliged to make either of them a cup of tea, though. Though perhaps not Carrottop. I'd probably find his company insufferable.

3. What time is it where you are?
Where I am, time does not matter. ::wiggles fingers:: Oooo, I'm spooky!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexually harrass? I don't think my husband would hold well with that...not that he'd do anything to me, you understand - but he'd probably make things unpleasant for the person in question. Though if pressed to choose, perhaps Remus Lupin, he seems like such a dear man.

5. If you are pushing to be in:
I think I'm going to answer all of them, if you don't mind.

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I'm truly not one for alcohol. Or darkness, usually. And bartending in the dark sounds dangerous. Though I suppose 'Bride of Hades' would do in a pinch.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Obviously, he ought to set up some sort of timeshare, so that he can be with both of them because what he wants obviously doesn't matter because that way he wouldn't hurt either of them. ::nods::

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
::sighs:: Probably one of my more mischevious relatives having a bit of fun with you. Terribly sorry about that. Either that or you're sleepwalking and sleep-putting-papers-on-your-desk, and really, then you don't have anyone but yourself to blame. ::nods like this makes sense::

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Well. ::ticks off on fingers:: It's because of me that we have winter - and while not pleasant sometimes, I hardly think that's useless. Besides, some people like winter! Also, I help usher souls into the next world, and ::giggles:: believe me, if it were left up to my husband, it wouldn't be quite as pleasant as it ought to be. Not that he's cold on purpouse, mind you! He just doesn't have very good...people skills, is I believe what they're called. I'm a fairly good diplomat, for what it's worth.
Also, I make a terribly good cup of tea.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can't imagine threatening anyone when asked for a bribe, how terrible. ::shakes head:: Well. If you'd like, I can put you in touch with someone that has passed on - for a brief time. It's against the rules to bring them back, per se, but I'd be happy to arrange a meeting. Also, my aforementioned tea skills are always at your disposal.


Also, I heard that my dear friend Psyche - and her husband - are already here. Hello, dear! I do hope you've got your mother-in-law off your back. ::grins::