Fools Beware - Albel Nox has returned! (Unpopping)

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*There is a "pop" noise. This is, in fact, not the normal pop, but it is that noise spelled backwards. Albel steps off the plinth and looks around. How the hell did I get to another castle? And why, he adds mentally, am I covered in butter? Have I been here before? Something about... Slytherin... What a bizarre name. What fool would use that name for anything?

With an expression of distaste (which is normal), he steps regally out into the hallway. The effect is rather ruined by the way he slips on his own butter-covered boots and ends up in a heap against the opposite wall, but it's the thought that counts.*

Uuugh...

*Cower now, worms. Albel the Wicked is back. As soon as he can stand up.*