Anathema Device, GOOD OMENS

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Anathema Device, GOOD OMENS (cleared with the other GO muns)



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Oh, I like chèvre chaud. Because it tastes good... why else?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I have it on very good authority that Barney will die in an accident involving a jammed zipper and a stray cigarette, and Carrottop will contract testicular cancer from steroid abuse. So it would be redundant, really.

3. What time is it where you are?

Far too late. Or early. It's all in how you look at it.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Oh, now that's just an insulting question to all concerned, and I'll have no part of it.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

"The Frayed Knot". And if I have to explain it to you, I've spoiled the punchline already, so you'll know not to ask pointless questions again.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Oh, there are always prophecies about that sort of thing. Like, it's foretold he'll marry one, and he's forcibly engaged to the other, and he goes to kill the one he doesn't want to marry and kills the one he <i>does</i> want to marry instead. Sometimes it's better to go with the flow.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

I'd have to suspect your family might have a hand in it. Generations of notecards do pile up, y'know. I'm trying to get it all scanned on disk, but it's not the same.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I did only help save the world, you know! And to go by the above question, my organizational skills would be in demand around here.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe.

Well, I do have a collection of prophecies. A bit hard to follow at times... I certainly didn't know what that business about the "pizza-bearing lass that shallye bee stayn'd with whyte upon blew" meant until afterward! But I might be able to let you have a peek.


"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____AD_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____AD_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____AD______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______AD_______"