Application for Richie Ryan ;D
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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Velveeta. I don't know if it's actually cheese, but you can take somebody's head off with a block of that stuff.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Uh, Carrot-Top. There can be only onecurly mop of red hair, that is.
3. What time is it where you are?
DINNERTIME. Thanks for reminding me!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks, man, totally. I mean, she's a metamorphmagus, right? So, you could be like, "hey baby, how 'bout a D-cup today" and she'd be like, "not classy, but what the hell, I've got nothing better to do." Or something. I don't know what she'd be like, but damn. Seriously hot. Endless possibilities!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Okay, so I may not be as good with a sword as Mac (I'm pretty good!), but I can pick any lock you put in front of me, I can repair your car or motorcyke, I do stunts, I'm great at surveillance (not so much good at spelling), and I kind of don't die. Well, I mean, I can die, but it takes a whole lot. Ahah. Hah. Uh, yeah. I can't dance, though. But I make a killer sandwich.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
HOLY CRAP have you seen how many classic cars Mac has?! No, seriously. He won't even notice one is missing if we just take it for a joyride or somethin'. And then there's the priceless antiques. But, uh, don't tell him I'm offering, right? OH and you know, I'm good at creating diversions. If you need someone distracted, just let me know. I'll distract 'em. That's gotta be useful, right? Right.
Velveeta. I don't know if it's actually cheese, but you can take somebody's head off with a block of that stuff.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Uh, Carrot-Top. There can be only one
3. What time is it where you are?
DINNERTIME. Thanks for reminding me!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks, man, totally. I mean, she's a metamorphmagus, right? So, you could be like, "hey baby, how 'bout a D-cup today" and she'd be like, "not classy, but what the hell, I've got nothing better to do." Or something. I don't know what she'd be like, but damn. Seriously hot. Endless possibilities!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Okay, so I may not be as good with a sword as Mac (I'm pretty good!), but I can pick any lock you put in front of me, I can repair your car or motorcyke, I do stunts, I'm great at surveillance (not so much good at spelling), and I kind of don't die. Well, I mean, I can die, but it takes a whole lot. Ahah. Hah. Uh, yeah. I can't dance, though. But I make a killer sandwich.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
HOLY CRAP have you seen how many classic cars Mac has?! No, seriously. He won't even notice one is missing if we just take it for a joyride or somethin'. And then there's the priceless antiques. But, uh, don't tell him I'm offering, right? OH and you know, I'm good at creating diversions. If you need someone distracted, just let me know. I'll distract 'em. That's gotta be useful, right? Right.
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