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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Swiss, I guess. It's a pretty fun cheese. Tasty, too.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I wouldn't really... go around killing people, but if I had to pick... Carrottop? 

3. What time is it where you are?
Well I'm all over the place, since I'm so versatile. So wherever I am, that's what time it is.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh, whoa. What? I'm not into that kind of thing at all. Not part of my package. But I guess if I was harassing anyone, it would be by showing them all my cool iLife features. If you can call that harassment.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
If I tended a bar, it'd probably be called the iBar. Or iDrink -- iLike I like that one better, actually. 

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. 
I think it's up to Harry and who he feels he's most compatible with. For instance, say Fred is better with work and office type things, but George is better at the more fun stuff, like music or movies. If Harry wanted someone who was more work oriented, he'd go with Fred. But if he wanted someone who was a little more fun and up-to-date, he'd go with George.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. 
You probably have a lot of paperwork because you don't have a good method of organization. I'd suggest Microsoft Office. It's got tons of different templates and applications to help you keep your workplace in order.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. 
Well, I'd definitely like to think I'm not useless. I'm great around the home, or at the office. I can do music, movies, photo albums, or even spreadsheets and pie charts. Whatever you want me to do, I'll do for you.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I offer... this C++ GUII Programming Guide. Just don't tell PC, he put a lot of thought into it and he might get upset. He's pretty sensitive.


"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Mac
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Mac
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Mac
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Mac"