http://pompous-wombat.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pompous-wombat.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2006-11-23 04:29 pm

Dr. Robert Chase: House M.D.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'd have to say American cheese is the best, though House might bust me for that calling me British.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Probably Carrottop. That guy is really annoying. And he should dye his hair. He looks like a idiot with red hair.

3. What time is it where you are?
About time for me to go to work. Oh, boy. Another day at Princeton-Plainboro being bossed around by the overlord.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
......What kind of screwed up place is this? A guy harassing everyone? How old is this guy anyways?

5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

This Harry guy should choose who he wants. We don't have any right to decide for him.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe Cameron wrote it and wants you to read it. Badly. She gets really psycho with stuff like that.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I'm a trained doctor. I went to medical school for eight years, two of specialized training... How is that useless?

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, I can give out some prescriptions. If you guys need them. And I can give you guys medical gowns, face masks, cotton swabs... and scalpels?

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. -RC
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. RC.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. RC.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. RC"

[identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com 2006-11-25 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"What else would I call it?" she cocked her head to the side. "And I must confess I've not a clue who Carrottop is. But it's lovely to meet you, Robert. Where would you like to be Sorted?"

[identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com 2006-11-25 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Skippy? Annoying?" Lily's eyes danced as she feigned shock. "Perish the thought. He's just sweetness and light, he is."

She considered him and then shrugged. "Gryffindor is a good House. Was mine, the first time 'round. But you strike me more as a Ravenclaw, to be honest - that's where most of the other doctors are, as well," she grinned, "as an open bar. But it's your choice. You'd do well either way, I'd imagine."

VOTE: GRYFFINDOR

[identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com 2006-11-26 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Lily laughed, "Oh, that's brilliant. I wondered if Perry would be able to resist picking a fight. Silly bloke." Her expression was fond, though, and only slightly exasperated. "And please, Robert, just call me Lily. If you'd like Gryffindor, I'm more than happy to vote you there."

Re: VOTE: GRYFFINDOR

[identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com 2006-11-26 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
She smiled. "Oh, I'm sure we will. Enjoy your Sorting. If you need anything, just send me an owl, yeah?"

With one final grin, Lily headed out of the Sorting Room.