http://booing-d-talker.livejournal.com/ (![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
booing-d-talker.livejournal.com) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
hh_mirror2006-11-13 08:45 am
booing-d-talker.livejournal.com) wrote in hh_mirror2006-11-13 08:45 am
Entry tags:
SPAMpplication: Booing D. Talker, the Personification of SPAM
This is an OC SQUIBBAIT application. Yes, it is squibbait, no actual spammers were harmed in the making of this app. Kudos to The Incredible Spam Museum, the random spam generator and the contents of my own spamfilter for making this app possible.
Now, on to the SPAMpplication!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Misfiring L. Peoria Cheesel, High-Quality medication for you!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
She continued people, defeated Red Whisker and all, went their several ways, and conclusion to select that sum which represented the amount with
3. What time is it where you are?
You can call 24 hours per day. We respect your privacy and sincerely apologize if you have received this email in error. WE are pleased to inform you of the release of the results of the GLOBAL NET SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY /INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM held on the 30th of SEPTEMBER,2003.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
wept and the sin offering for he arose, a reproach that remaineth no Give respect take respect. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Industrializing H. Depraving
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as "Klinton-Levinsky". After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot! It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra. What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive. It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!
Hot Teen sex!! FREE!!
Shall tilt george pacific poker cheats cash chips overplay
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Stay on the top of breaking stories with custom printed toilet tissue with rsstroom reader *wireless connectivity *unlimited feed subscriptions *rss 2.0/atom compatibility *random mode *browser based control panel *biometric user identification
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
When I take over the world it is going to be a tyranny I have even been able to reduce my thyroid medication. This is like nothing else and it is legal, fast and permanent, tee hee Top 40 Recording Artists Like Britney, Nsync,Creed, Michael Jackson, Striesand, Sinatra, The Beetles, Etc... Why are they so upset? Best regards -- Mr.Malu Ahmed L.EARN MOR.E! This report will list all participants in all 3 levels of your downline who sent you a $10 cash payment for that particular week
we email your ad to 2.5 million people for free...
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Before his death,my father had deposited with of the Security Company in Johannesburg,South Africa the sum of US$25,5 MILLION(TWENTY FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDERD THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS).After the death of my father, we decided to move to the Republic of South Africa where he had deposited the money in the Security Company as valuables.
So I decided to contact overseas firm and companies that will assist me to move this money out of South Africa because as asylum seekers we are not allowed to operate any Bank Account within South Africa.We have agreed to offer you 25% of the total sum for your assistance,5% will be mapped out for any expenses that may be incurred in the course of this transaction while 70% will be for me and my family to invest in your country.
Luxury Replicas Watches, handbags, pursues.....the lowest prices possible!
If you no longer wish to receive our e-mails and updates, click below and we will promptly honor your request.
In conjunction with posting your character's application, you must include the following statement, replacing the blanks with your initials (or your Net handle, or your character's initials, or anyone's initials!) after each sentence to indicate that you have read our rules and agree to abide by them:
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____bdt-tpos_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____bdt-tpos_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____bdt-tpos___.
One day,junk emailers processed meat products marmalade will rule the world. _____bdt-tpos________"
Now, on to the SPAMpplication!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Misfiring L. Peoria Cheesel, High-Quality medication for you!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
She continued people, defeated Red Whisker and all, went their several ways, and conclusion to select that sum which represented the amount with
3. What time is it where you are?
You can call 24 hours per day. We respect your privacy and sincerely apologize if you have received this email in error. WE are pleased to inform you of the release of the results of the GLOBAL NET SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY /INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM held on the 30th of SEPTEMBER,2003.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
wept and the sin offering for he arose, a reproach that remaineth no Give respect take respect. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Industrializing H. Depraving
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as "Klinton-Levinsky". After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot! It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra. What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive. It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!
Hot Teen sex!! FREE!!
Shall tilt george pacific poker cheats cash chips overplay
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Stay on the top of breaking stories with custom printed toilet tissue with rsstroom reader *wireless connectivity *unlimited feed subscriptions *rss 2.0/atom compatibility *random mode *browser based control panel *biometric user identification
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
When I take over the world it is going to be a tyranny I have even been able to reduce my thyroid medication. This is like nothing else and it is legal, fast and permanent, tee hee Top 40 Recording Artists Like Britney, Nsync,Creed, Michael Jackson, Striesand, Sinatra, The Beetles, Etc... Why are they so upset? Best regards -- Mr.Malu Ahmed L.EARN MOR.E! This report will list all participants in all 3 levels of your downline who sent you a $10 cash payment for that particular week
we email your ad to 2.5 million people for free...
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Before his death,my father had deposited with of the Security Company in Johannesburg,South Africa the sum of US$25,5 MILLION(TWENTY FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDERD THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS).After the death of my father, we decided to move to the Republic of South Africa where he had deposited the money in the Security Company as valuables.
So I decided to contact overseas firm and companies that will assist me to move this money out of South Africa because as asylum seekers we are not allowed to operate any Bank Account within South Africa.We have agreed to offer you 25% of the total sum for your assistance,5% will be mapped out for any expenses that may be incurred in the course of this transaction while 70% will be for me and my family to invest in your country.
Luxury Replicas Watches, handbags, pursues.....the lowest prices possible!
If you no longer wish to receive our e-mails and updates, click below and we will promptly honor your request.
In conjunction with posting your character's application, you must include the following statement, replacing the blanks with your initials (or your Net handle, or your character's initials, or anyone's initials!) after each sentence to indicate that you have read our rules and agree to abide by them:
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____bdt-tpos_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____bdt-tpos_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____bdt-tpos___.
One day,
no subject
"Right," she murmured after a moment. Quickly transfiguring a bit of parchment to a glass, she then poured a stream of Firewhisky out of the end of her wand. "Something a bit stronger." Taking a drink, she tried again. "Er... What's this about watches?" Then she paused. "Wait. Did you just call me fat?"
no subject
no subject
As do the Feegles, divebombing towards Lily and the spam. Most of them are aiming head first. They all miss the pair, and several end up headfirst IN the floor. But after a bit of struggling, the feegles are arrayed around Lily, with Wee Young Angus, and Rob Anybody on her shoulders
"Crivens, whas all thes?"
no subject
no subject
"Yez should say yez is sorrah noo, laddie. Oor yer gonna get sich a kicken."
no subject
I'LL SQUIB YE, YEZ SCUGGAN!
Re: I'LL SQUIB YE, YEZ SCUGGAN!
Re: I'LL SQUIB YE, YEZ SCUGGAN!
Re: I'LL SQUIB YE, YEZ SCUGGAN!
no subject
VOTE: SQUIB and SQUIB AGAIN!
Ok, that was it.
And to think - she had been going to give him tea. Bloody bastard.
((OOC: *is ded* Also, reposted for spelling error.))
Re: VOTE: SQUIB and SQUIB AGAIN!
no subject
"What bloody transaction?" she said, crossing her arms and fairly growling in frustration. "We had no transaction." She sighed and glared. "Though I'm glad to hear you find backgrounds unimportant. I...what sort of transaction?" Oh, she was going to regret asking that.
no subject
SQUIB, STILL
Re: SQUIB, STILL
The opportunity exists due to a legal loophole allowing some established
Co*lleges to award deg)rees at their discretion. This little known secret has been kept quiet for years.
Vaccaneo Start seeing how much better your life & Carreer can be with few
letters behind your name! 0 risk and no obligation
For more infor!mation give us a C@ll, You'll thank me later. C@ll Now 1!