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Application for The Mad Hatter [Belial], Angel Sanctuary
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? ...That's a weird question. I wasn't told that I'd be asked about cheese, of all things. But I'm not going to try to weasel out of it, oh no. My favorite cheese is goat cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Carrottop. As a redhead myself, I can't have some twat giving us all a bad name. But I'll happily do away with Barney too, after I've disposed of Carrottop.
3. What time is it where you are? You know, no two clocks ever say the exact same thing at the exact time. Bearing that in mind, can anyone ever truly know what time it is, really?
It's dark out, for whatever that's worth to you.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Oooh. Now this question, I like. While I'd like the chance to sample them all, if forced to choose only one, it would most likely be Ginny Weasley. I do so love adorable, spirited little girls. I'd go into more detail, but I'm under very specific instructions from my Lord to not, and I'm quoting, "creep everybody out."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Slithy Toves.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Ooh, now here's another question I like. I can give you anything you want. Well, almost anything, anyway. Normally, there's a price for such requests, but since this is a bribe, I suppose I can give you one "on the house," as they say. Obviously, there are limits to my abilities, but not many. If you need someone knocked off, say, or need something you can't get, come up and see me sometime.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Carrottop. As a redhead myself, I can't have some twat giving us all a bad name. But I'll happily do away with Barney too, after I've disposed of Carrottop.
3. What time is it where you are? You know, no two clocks ever say the exact same thing at the exact time. Bearing that in mind, can anyone ever truly know what time it is, really?
It's dark out, for whatever that's worth to you.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Oooh. Now this question, I like. While I'd like the chance to sample them all, if forced to choose only one, it would most likely be Ginny Weasley. I do so love adorable, spirited little girls. I'd go into more detail, but I'm under very specific instructions from my Lord to not, and I'm quoting, "creep everybody out."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Slithy Toves.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Ooh, now here's another question I like. I can give you anything you want. Well, almost anything, anyway. Normally, there's a price for such requests, but since this is a bribe, I suppose I can give you one "on the house," as they say. Obviously, there are limits to my abilities, but not many. If you need someone knocked off, say, or need something you can't get, come up and see me sometime.
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What's wrong with caramel-flavored popcorn?
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::screened for Laura and Grant::
Re: ::screened for Laura and Grant::
Re: ::screened for Laura and Grant::
::groans::
See, if I were truly Gryffindor material? I'd offer to take one or two off your hands. As it is, though... ::shrugs::
Oh hell. If you think they can survive life in Devinesian Devil territory, I'll take a couple anyway, I guess.
Re: ::screened for Laura and Grant::
It's more than one or two. It's more like five hundred.
If you want some, be my guest. I think some people have already walked away with new pets. I can set you up with supplies and a sturdy cage before I go.
Re: ::screened for Laura and Grant::
If you ever want to talk about it, though...
::sighs:: Yeah, sure. Can't hurt, and it might help. I just hope Waldo doesn't decide they're competition. Or dinner. ::smiles ruefully::
Re: ::screened for Laura and Grant::
I think Waldo will be the least of their concerns. I promise that the cage will be strong enough to keep the devils out.
Re: ::screened for Laura and Grant::
Okay. Gogo's been bitching about you not giving her live mice, though. Placating her might be a good idea before sending more defenseless fuzzy creatures into the devils' path.