"It's a terrible thing to do to me! After I protect the wimp and sleep with him and buy the nicest nighties and cook stew with his mother, he makes me into a laughing stalk!" He made a sound not unlike a growl and pointed an imperious finger at Ryuuji.

"You better not tell Yuuri that his cheating ways are harmless. It will give him ideas, and he will do it more and more often. He's already flirting with an 800 year old priestess trapped in the body of an eight year old child!"

He gestured to the ring where he had his duel. "Do you know why I had to fight just earlier? To defend Yuuri's honor! That wench called my fiancé easy."