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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Processed Cheddar. It's like me...it exists, but not as we know it should. Seriously, I like Mozzarella.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Much to the chagrin of my little reaper heart, Barney isn't real. On the other hand, Carrottop is. The problem is, to reap him, I have to touch the little freak.

3. What time is it where you are?

It's about eight. Eating dinner because there's nothing good on TV until nine.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Sexual Harassment is more Mason's thing than mine. Or Daisy's. Roxy would kick my ass if I tried something like that. She may only be a traffic cop, but she takes her job seriously. Both of them. I suppose if you're going to force me to choose, I'd pick one of the twins. Either one, doesn't really matter. They're interchangeable for the most part, aren't they?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Murphy's Law. All the bouncers would be reapers. If you make trouble, they can take your souls. I probablywouldn't bartend though. I would end up pitching shot glasses at all the people who make me mad.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Harry should marry whichever one I'm not currently sexually harassing.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Use Post-its. That's what Rube does. He has shitloads of paperwork, and all he does is just write out our tasks on a post-it note, and a-reaping we all go.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Well, I reap souls. That's pretty useful. A soul cannot leave its body without being reaped. If the Reaper doesn't take it, it is trapped in a corpse, completely aware. This is as horrific as it sounds, especially when the deceased goes through an autopsy. So, if I'm late, that's BAD. Like really bad. I'd say that reaping souls serves a useful purpose in the world.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Being Squibbed sounds like it sucks. Almost as much as being killed by a Zero-G toilet seat from a decommissioned space station falling through the stratosphere and striking you down dead. However, I make an excellent secretary. If you Ravenclaws are having trouble with that paperwork, I'm sure I can give you a hand. I'm also extremely tolerant of psychotic quirky people. If you haven't got any paperwork, I make a pretty good drinking buddy, and I'm told I'm pretty funny ~~if you think sarcasm is funny.~~

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I'll call you George. Do you have a House you want to be in? I'm in Ravenclaw. It's pretty sweet.

I'd like to be in Slytherin or Ravenclaw. These Hufflepuff people are slowly starting to make me nervous.

Yeah, they are creepy. Why Slytherin? You're too pretty to be evil. *blushes when he realizes he just called her "pretty"* Or, uh... yeah.

*Blushes because he called her pretty.*

Um, I'm not evil. I just get the impression that people are more my speed in Slytherin. I mean, Ravenclaw would be cool too, but the Hufflepuffs are kind of freaking me out. I don't think I could stand to do another episode of 'Getting Things Done With Delores'. And the whole 'crazy people in capes and tights' thing going down in Gryffendor is pretty wierd too. It's like Slytherin and Ravenclaw are the only places where the normal people go.

The Slytherins seem to be like those kids who always thought they were too cool for the rest of us. But hey, if you want to be there, that's okay. You can always hang out with the geeky people if you need a break. *smiles*

*grins* I'm just trying to find the lowest psycho-ratio. Seems like Slytherin and Ravenclaw are it. Slytherin seems to have all the bitter and disenchanted people living there. I guess I fit in with that. However, if you guys have the only on campus pub, I'm sure you'll see me cruising around once in a while. *she glances around.* Don't tell anyone, but I've been known to be a bit of a geek myself.

Oh, hey, we're low on psychos. No crazies in Ravenclaw. The bar is pretty cool. It's always stocked, and they have both Muggle and wizard booze. *lowers his voice* Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Everyone already knows about me, though. I offered a talking dolphin and computer programs as my bribe.

Hey, I offered to sort their paperwork for them. I mean, it's sort of the only skill I have other than reaping. Since I can't Reap without a post-it, I can't exactly offer that one.

I think the doctors and scientists in Ravenclaw like having paperwork to mess with. It gives them something to do, since Gryffindors seem to be the ones who run around and actually do stuff.

Maybe. Well, you're a ravenclaw. What do you do for fun?

Mostly I goof around on my computer. I used to play with Darwin, but I had to leave him on the SeaQuest. 'm hoping that he'll be able to make a trip over here soon.

That's the dolphin, right? Where would you keep him? Isn't the lake here fresh water? He'd need a mighty big tank.

((Aaaugh, computer keeps logging me out...))

Yeah, Darwin's the dolphin. I met a fish who used spells to keep a bubble of water around her, and she was able to levitate. I think I'd try something like that with Darwin. He'd get a kick out of swimming in the air.

Hell, I'd get a kick out of swimming in the air.

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