Warded owl and package to Cooper.

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Dear Agent Cooper,

Here are the pants I promised. When I saw them, I immediately thought of you and knew you had to have them. They can horrify and repulse reflect any werewolves that try to sneak up on you. Very useful!

Regards,
Joachim Armster

((The package contains a pair of these. Warning: just slightly obscene.))

Comments

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

TO: J. Armster
FROM: Agent C.
RE: Pants of reflective doom

I received one (1) pair of reflective pants today with a note saying they were from you. Please confirm that you did in fact send them and that this is not a conspiracy by werewolves.

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Dear Agent Cooper,

Of course they were from me. And I'm not a werewolf. Do you mean to tell me others are also sending you pants?

Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know.

Regards,
Joachim Armster

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

TO: J. Armster
FROM: Agent C.
RE: Pants pants pants

If you don't want to know, why did you send me pants?

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Dear Agent Cooper,

Because I'd promised to. Don't you like them? Should I send more? I'll send more. Enjoy!

All your pants are belong to me,
Joachim Armster

((Included is a package containing these (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i122/joachim_armster/hogwartshocus/sequinharempants.jpg) attractive sequined harem pants.))

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

TO: J. Armster
FROM: Agent C.
RE: Midnight at the oasis

Those are some impressive pants.