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A flock of owls
Dear Headmistress,
Nemo has asked me to write this owl asking that he be assigned a house-elf, to help move his tank around and also for writing things like owls and classroom assignments. He promises to be its friend and ask it not to hurt itself and give it as much time off as it would like.
Sincerely,
Oliver Wood and Nemo
Professor Crowley,
May I join your class? I can make up any missing assignments.
Oliver Wood
Professor Voldemort,
May I join your next class? I can make up any missed work.
Oliver Wood
P.S. Please don't kill me.
Professor Lupin,
Can I join your next Transfiguration class? I can make up any missed work.
Oliver Wood
P.S. I heard that some really nasty rumors were going around about you, but I was a bit preoccupied with the Quidditch Cup. I hope that you're okay, since I really enjoyed your class.
Professor Snape,
May I join your next class? I can make up the missing work.
Oliver Wood
Professor Greyback,
Can I join your next class? I last took the class from Hagrid, and I want to see what's new.
Oliver Wood
Mr. Ollivander,
I have my old wand from my last time here, but I was wondering if I should look at getting a new one. Do you have any advice?
Oliver Wood
Nemo has asked me to write this owl asking that he be assigned a house-elf, to help move his tank around and also for writing things like owls and classroom assignments. He promises to be its friend and ask it not to hurt itself and give it as much time off as it would like.
Sincerely,
Oliver Wood and Nemo
Professor Crowley,
May I join your class? I can make up any missing assignments.
Oliver Wood
Professor Voldemort,
May I join your next class? I can make up any missed work.
Oliver Wood
P.S. Please don't kill me.
Professor Lupin,
Can I join your next Transfiguration class? I can make up any missed work.
Oliver Wood
P.S. I heard that some really nasty rumors were going around about you, but I was a bit preoccupied with the Quidditch Cup. I hope that you're okay, since I really enjoyed your class.
Professor Snape,
May I join your next class? I can make up the missing work.
Oliver Wood
Professor Greyback,
Can I join your next class? I last took the class from Hagrid, and I want to see what's new.
Oliver Wood
Mr. Ollivander,
I have my old wand from my last time here, but I was wondering if I should look at getting a new one. Do you have any advice?
Oliver Wood
no subject
Three words for you: sign-up sheet. When the next one rolls around, be on it and you'll be in class.
-Professor Crowley
no subject
Consider yourself signed up. Be prompt to the next class. I don't tolerate lateness.
V-
PS: I've no intention to do so. You're quite safe.
no subject
I'm using the wand you gave me, sir.
Oliver Wood
no subject
no subject
As the business of this institution is education, and Nemo must attend classes in order to be education, I grant him permission to have one of the school's House Elves transport his tank, send owls, and manage other tasks for him, as needed.
Sincerely,
Kahnooloo
Headmistress,
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
((OOC: Sorry - We (both mods) figured out how we were going to answer this back when you first posted it, and then I (Liz) meant to post it and then completely forgot to! Apologies!))