Given the multiple and ubiquitous nature of the Shoggies, the statistical likelihood that a Shoggy was the first 'person' anyone might see was rather high. And in this case, statistics played out as expected- Shoggy 15 stared at Dialga a moment, blinking stupidly. Next to it, Shoggy 29 was doing about the same thing, before eventually venturing, "We think that this party is the wedding!" As if this suggestion was suddenly illuminating, Shoggy 15 added, "Weddings are parties with soooo cool food and rides. The food makes us see in extra colors!" Indeed, the eyes of most of the surrounding Shoggies were a bit oddly dilated. "Are you a shantak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shantak)?"
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