Turlough had come mostly because there had been little else to do and Professor Harkonnen was one of the few teachers he actually had something resembling respect for.

As the party commenced Turlough eyed some of the walking statues-making sure they weren't about to attack or something-before picking up a drink.

Alas, it was one of Valentine's spell-enhanced offerings. Turlough promptly turned into a catgirl. He looked down.

"It either says something about me or this place that I'm practically used to it by now." He continued to drink.