[Closed, Master/Turlough] Wiping that smirk off his face.

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

Having gotten nowhere with his visions, Turlough had decided to consult a library. He supposed it would be related to Divination, but he didn't want to bother Kusuriyuri yet, and he definitely didn't want to bother the Doctor if it turned out to be the-well, his-future.

Alas, he would never make it to the library, for there was someone with...plans for him.

[[WARNING: Torture]]

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[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

Still not as grovelly as he'd like, but he stilled the chair with a flick of his wand, leaving it hovering in midair.

"Well, I suppose that's a baby step."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

Turlough used the stilled movement to breathe and stop the need to feel sick. "There are things I like," he said once he felt normal again. "Nothing you'd be interested in, though."

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"Let me guess. Looking in the mirror and practicing your scowl."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"Drawing, if you must know, painting. The occasional drink with a friend. Not that you would know that."

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"What, you think I've never had a lads' night out? Even here I know a few people to have a drink with."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"You? Really? Is one of them that idiot megalomaniac Lezard?"

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"Who?" He'd never met Lezard. "You'll find that megalomaniacs don't usually spend time together."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"Never mind then. Still can't imagine who you'd drink with."

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"...is he the one who warned me about you?" His calm, genial manner gave way to a furious scowl, and he grabbed a fistful of Turlough's hair, yanking it back. "Did you teach Harkness that shapeshifting trick?"

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"Aaaa, aaah!" Turlough cried. "No! I don't know what you're talkign about!"

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"Oh? Because someone warned me that you... what was the wording... lust after your betters. And that you didn't scruple at shapeshifting to get what you wanted. Not exactly an honorable act, you know."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"It was one bloody time! And I certainly never suggested it to anyone, much less Harkness. I didn't even know we were both acquaintances of the Doctor until Hat Shore!"

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"Awwww. You know what they call it in most civilizations when you trick someone about your identity in order to have sex with them? It says interesting things about the Doctor's taste in men that he's traveled with at least two who don't think it's beneath them."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

Turlough snorted. "Explain Rory then." He struggled to get the Master to let go. "And like you haven't done worse."

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"I don't think anyone alive could explain Rory," he said thoughtfully. "And I don't wander around the universe playing messiah. Of course, I don't need a disguise to get laid."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"That idiot was an exception. I've gotten laid plenty of times without a so-called disguise. I could seduce you if I wanted."

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"...you what?" That was enough to get him to release his hold on Turlough's hair as he burst out laughing. "Well, you certainly think well of yourself."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"It's not like there are many I can think well on here." He glowered at the Master.

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"...you really do have a pout like a spaceport whore."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"I do not." He really did. "Are you done?"

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"Now you sound like one, too. If you did seduce me, I'd have to worry about you stealing my wallet."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"I have better things to do than steal your wallet, and I am offended that you'd think that of me."

Never mind that he stole the Brig's car.

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"Listen to you. So affronted. Maybe I should see just how fast I can make you spin."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"NO!" Turlough said before he could help himself. The last thing he wanted to be was sick.

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

"I think I've found a weakness." He laughed, and flopped casually into a chair that wasn't floating upside down. "So try to persuade me. I could stand to be amused."