https://lovereallybites.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lovereallybites.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2011-01-27 10:40 pm

Sookie Stackhouse/ TrueBlood



State your full name. Sookie Stackhouse.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? What? I guess cheddar, because it tastes good. I don't know! What kind of question is that anyway?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I don't really want to kill anyone really.

3. What time is it where you are? 5 pm

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Uh, Creepy much? I wouldn't do that to anyone! It's creepy and wrong. Even if I did why would you want to know the details of something like that anyway?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Don't know how witty it is, but I used to work at Merlotte's?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Look, I don't even know these people, who they marry ain't none of my business that's for sure.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. I don't know! Sounds to me like someone around there is lazy and keeps putting it there for you to do.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. Well, no one is useless. Everyone has some kind of use, they just have to find it and apply themselves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got cookies and I think a zip lock baggy with some beef jerky, I think I also have a can of pop too.

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Cee_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Cee______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______Cee_______"

[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
The cookies were immediately swept under the Hat's brim. (It was unknown to the public at large if the Hat had a digestive system, but it did enjoy its desserts.) "So you worked at a bar? Tell me a little about that. All the juicy bits, none of the boring stuff."

[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"We have vampires here, but I can assure you, they predate you." The Hat thought it over and added, "Lots of other non-human types, too. Aliens and gods and a few dinosaurs. No other talking Hats that I've found, though." It sighed regretfully. "Too bad."

[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
"In the meantime, I make sure to flirt with every piece of headgear that passes my way! Talking or not, some of them are very attractive. You wouldn't happen to wear hats, would you?" It looked as hopeful as a nonhumanoid being made of fabric could.

[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Aha! If you ever dig it out, give me a call." And with that, the Hat proclaimed its decision.