Sookie Stackhouse/ TrueBlood

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

State your full name. Sookie Stackhouse.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? What? I guess cheddar, because it tastes good. I don't know! What kind of question is that anyway?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I don't really want to kill anyone really.

3. What time is it where you are? 5 pm

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Uh, Creepy much? I wouldn't do that to anyone! It's creepy and wrong. Even if I did why would you want to know the details of something like that anyway?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Don't know how witty it is, but I used to work at Merlotte's?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Look, I don't even know these people, who they marry ain't none of my business that's for sure.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. I don't know! Sounds to me like someone around there is lazy and keeps putting it there for you to do.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. Well, no one is useless. Everyone has some kind of use, they just have to find it and apply themselves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got cookies and I think a zip lock baggy with some beef jerky, I think I also have a can of pop too.

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I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___________.
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[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Faith returned the smile and dug in. She boosted herself up to sit on the table, "It does kinda sound like some bad rib joint, doesn't it? But it's a magic school in Scotland. Brings in all kindsa people, demons, vampires and everything in between. Still haven't figured out why.."

Sookie's accent made her vaguely homesick. "So how far down in Louisianna are you from?"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

This was a good thing, so far Faith seemed to be nice enough, and every girl knows you can't have too many gal pals especially when one was a far way from home. " Always wanted to see Scotland. I guess we'll just have to wait and see huh?" she said still holding that warm smile of hers.

She blinked a little surprised that her accent was pegged dead on. " Little town a bit south east of Shreveport called Bon Temps." There was a little tilt of her head " You from Louisiana too?"

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

"It's nice. Good views, but the winters suck. It's too cold to go outside and do much," Faith said with a small frown. She hadn't been back long and already she was restless. But Slayers were used to far more active lifestyles.

"Naw," she admitted. "But I lived down in Baton Rouge for awhile. I liked it there, the people were pretty cool and the nightlife kept me busy." It had taken almost two months to clean out the various vampire nests and ghoul hideouts.

"I'm Faith," she said, dusting off her hands before offering one to Sookie.

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

"That'll be a change, I aint used to the winters being much of anything back home. I am sure I'll be shivering under some blankets in no time." she said. " Ah, yeah the nightlife seems pretty active all over down there. More so in recent years." she said bringing her hand up to shake Faith's hand. " Nice to meet ya, Faith. I'm Sookie."

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

The friendly smile, the blonde hair, Sookie reminded her so much of Buffy before things went sideways between them. It was a bitter memory, but one she was getting used to facing. "Active nightlife was just what I liked about it. So what was life like down in Bon Temps?"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" Actually, up til a few years ago it was pretty boring. Now, I kind of miss the boring." she said bringing her hand up to tuck a strand of hair behind her ear. " Probably wouldn't have known what to do with myself if I had managed to get the quiet life back though." she looked to Faith. " What about you?"

Faith looked normal enough, but she knew better than to just assume things like that.

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Faith chuckled, "Hell, I wouldn't know what to do with average either. I was Called a few years ago to be the Slayer. Things got kinda complicated after that and.. got more complicated."

She called for a house elf and asked for a beer. "Want anything?"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" The Slayer." Sookie said lofting her eye brows. " That sounds like quite the title, general slaying or are you creature specific. Or.." really Sookie was a lot better about not butting into peoples thoughts these days. It made for much better conversations at any rate.

" Ah, no thanks." she said to the offering of something.

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

"Well it's supposed to be vampire Slayer, but I wind up taking out any kind of nasty that happens to want to turn the general population into a quick snack," she answered casually, hoping Sookie wouldn't freak out. Faith was starting to like her, but really didn't want to get into the whole 'yes monsters exist and I exist to kick their ass' speech. It wasn't one of her better ones.

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" That is very noble." Sookie said with out even batting an eye lash, vampires and other super naturals existed where she was from. It didn't seem too awful far stretched that someone existed to defend against those types.

" So, you are a good person." she said with a smile. " It's good to have you around in that case."

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Noble? Good person? Faith shifted uncomfortably. Thanks to Angel's intervention, she was trying to do right, but noble? Nuh-uh. Not her.

"I wouldn't go that far," she finally said. "I ain't always been one of the White Hat crew."

"So you know about vampires?"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" Not everyone is so willing to suit up and go out there against these things." she said offering a smile. " You should be proud of your self for having that kind of courage. No matter how you got to where you are. The point is you are there now."

She looked to Faith, it was Sookie's turn to look slightly uneasy. " Yeah...I know about them...a little too well frankly."

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

God she sounded like Angel. And whether Faith admitted it or not, sometimes she needed that encouragement.

"Don't worry about them, if there are any around I'll dust 'em before they even think about causing you a problem," she said with a confident grin.

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" I'd like to be able to say not all of em are bad, but everyone of them I've met has lied or betrayed." she shook her head. "We should probably stay away from dusting on site though." she gave a wink to the girl.

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, not exactly many I'd call worth trusting. Well, one, but he's kind of a special case. Gypsies put his soul back, so he's not a bad guy." Ok, he was more than that, he had saved her. He had saved her life and to some extent, everything else that she was. If Angel could work towards redemption, she sure as hell could.

"So what did you do for fun back in Bon Temps?"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" Oh, different than the others than. Can he go out in daylight?" she asked looking a little interested in this.

" Depends on who you are with. I personally could be happy laying out in the yard. There is clubs around though too."

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Faith shook her head, "Nah, he still has to follow some of the rules. But Angel he.. he saved me." In more ways than one.

She grinned and gave a lazy stretch, "Damn. Both of those sound pretty fun. So you've seen vampires, what about other kinds of magic? Cause there's a lot of that going on here. Flying staircases, wands and all kinds of weird shit. It's a little weird, but it's cool."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" I am glad then. Maybe I'll get to meet him too sometime." she said with a thoughtful smile.

" Yeah, I spent so much time avoiding the sun, for a while there all I wanted to do is lay out in it." she nodded. " I have seen a bit of magic, I guess you could call it that. Haven't seen flying staircases just yet, but I am open to the idea."

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Faith's smile turned wistful. She really wouldn't mind seeing the big lug again either. "Yeah. Maybe if he shows up here you could. God knows this place is crazy enough it could suck him in."

"It's Scotland, so there ain't that much sun. When it does come out, I think most people want to soak it up. The magic's a little freaky with wands and crap. It's not like the mojo Willow used to throw down, but it gets the job done.

"I think there are even magic classes once in awhile. It's not really my thing, but some people seem to dig it."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" Well, a little is better than none at all." she said frowning a bit. She must have been pretty close to the guy. " I'm sorry I didn't mean to scratch a sore spot or anything."

" Classes for magic, that might be interesting to at least learn about. Even if it's different than things I am used to."

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Faith gave a halfhearted smile at the apology, "Hey, you know how the saying goes 'if it wasn't for bad luck, some people wouldn't have any at all'? It's okay. I wouldn't mind seeing Angel again, but I guess he's needed elsewhere."

"Is there anything else you wanna know about this place? I still remember most of the details."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" I know that story all too well, believe me." she said in a tone that would lead one to believe she had personal experience with it. " But, don't give up. Not that you seem like the kind to just roll over so easy anyway." and there was that smile of hers.

" Just curious about it all. I mean I am not too sure what I should be asking out side of where's the bathrooms and that sort of thing."

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Faith raked fingers through her hair, pulling it out of her face. She gave Sookie a crooked grin, "Hells no, where's the fun in that?"

The Slayer laughed, "Let's see, there are a few Houses you could get sorted into, but that really doesn't mean much aside from a place to hang your hat. House elves are all over, ask one for whatever you might need. Great Hall is where you can get regular dinner. There's a bar in Ravenclaw and a decent hot tub from what I've heard.

"I'm kinda hopin there's some good ol fashioned action too. A girl could get restless without anything to wail on for awhile."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" That's right." she said with a bit of a grin. " Aint no fun at all in rolling over."

" Is it a really big deal which one I end up in? I mean houses and such. Seems like there is some kind of method to it, just not too sure what." she tilted her head " A hot tub and a bar. Together or ....?"

There was a bit of a laugh from her " You sure got spirit."

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Faith grimaced, "Kinda. Sometimes you wind up in a house that sucks. Sparklypoo for instance. Pink, glittery, just awful.

"But I think you'd do okay over in Hufflepuff. Lots of nice folks, nothin' too dangerous over there. And I got a room there too incase you need anything."