He looked at his hand thoughtfully at the veiled insult, then to Kurama with a pleasant smile. "Oh, we did. I assure you."

"Still," he said casually, taking a step closer. "I bet I'm a bigger 'jackass'."

Without another word he thrust his hand in Kurama's face and smeared the remnants of the pink goo from Kurama's cheek into his hair. Then ran as fast as he could down the hall. He laughed all the way.