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[Closed RP: Skwisgaar, Toki, probably Shoggies later on -- and Nathan, too!]
((Directly follows the Potions class. Expect some NSFW content throughout and the general strangeness of two high Scandinavians.))
Skwisgaar led Toki back to their room with only a few incidents involving bumping into walls and nearly knocking disgruntled paintings off of them and several close calls with suits of armour -- all of which Skwisgaar found pretty humourous. They were thankfully spared the impossible task of having to navigate any moving staircases while high, as Hufflepuff's dorms were conveniently situated in the dungeons not too far from the Potions classroom.
The Swede had demonstrated admirable restraint on the way there, but barely a moment after closing and locking the door behind them he was pulling Toki closer by the front pockets of his pants. He slid his hands up underneath his bandmate's shirt to slowly caress his sides, without lingering over any of the scars there, as he didn't want Toki thinking about them again. He'd likely already dwelt too much on them and other unpleasant memories of his childhood during the class -- it was time to see if the effects of the salvia might be put to better use. "How ares you feeling?" Skwisgaar asked, their lips just brushing as he spoke, and afterward he indulged his desire to kiss Toki, which he'd had to suppress during the class for obvious reasons. The wait proved to be worth it.
Skwisgaar led Toki back to their room with only a few incidents involving bumping into walls and nearly knocking disgruntled paintings off of them and several close calls with suits of armour -- all of which Skwisgaar found pretty humourous. They were thankfully spared the impossible task of having to navigate any moving staircases while high, as Hufflepuff's dorms were conveniently situated in the dungeons not too far from the Potions classroom.
The Swede had demonstrated admirable restraint on the way there, but barely a moment after closing and locking the door behind them he was pulling Toki closer by the front pockets of his pants. He slid his hands up underneath his bandmate's shirt to slowly caress his sides, without lingering over any of the scars there, as he didn't want Toki thinking about them again. He'd likely already dwelt too much on them and other unpleasant memories of his childhood during the class -- it was time to see if the effects of the salvia might be put to better use. "How ares you feeling?" Skwisgaar asked, their lips just brushing as he spoke, and afterward he indulged his desire to kiss Toki, which he'd had to suppress during the class for obvious reasons. The wait proved to be worth it.
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Toki of course wasn't going to to babbling to anyone else about the amazingly sweet things that Skwisgaar had been saying to him lately. Even if he was pissed off- this was always a swiftly passing state where Skwisgaar was involved, and, it wasn't like he stopped liking him even if he was annoyed. It would have been very difficult for Skwisgaar to truly piss him off in an irrevocable way. He looked a bit more embarrassed at Skwisgaar's question, explaining, "Because whats if you don'ts want to hears it rights then?" It was always possible that Skwisgaar wasn't always going to be in the right mood for him to go confessing various feelings, since, in Toki's experience, the Swede's moods could often be unpredictable.
Luckily, his overall bedroom mood was relatively predictable, and so Toki was learning it was relatively safe to say the totally not-metal things then. He wouldn't have dared to in front of other people, especially the rest of Dethklok. The Shoggies didn't count as 'other people' for him either, since the Shoggies were their 'children', and they were magnificent parents and all. He too was in accord about keeping thing private, but harbored a nagging fear that somehow, they'd be outed. Specifically so that the rest of the band could mock them, of course.
He was so relaxed that Skwisgaar's motion suprised him, and he gave something of a combined squeal and whimper when he felt Skwisgaar's finger. Every single sense still seemed heightened, but he wasn't sure whether it was the drugs, or the after-effects of the incredible orgasm, and didn't much care right then. He let out a somewhat disappointed sound as Skwisgaar pulled out, but he couldn't complain- he mostly felt like jelly or something and was quite content to lay there beneath Skwisgaar, his fingers tracing random patterns along his back and shoulders as he stretched his neck in response to the kisses. He frowned at the sudden knock on the door, wondering who could be interrupting them. It wasn't the Shoggies, so he nodded his agreement, "Yeah, cans comes back later."
Of course, it was then that the little piping Shoggy-voices sounded from the other side of the door too, announcing their return home with Master Nathan. "Ummm. . .whats do we do nows, Skwisgaar? Do I gots to hide in the closet?" He kept his voice down, worried that someone, namely Nathan, might hear it in the hall.
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"You won'ts knows if I wants to hears it or not unless you says it," Skwisgaar pointed out in a surprisingly (for him) logical manner. "So you just says dat dildos stuff when you feels like it." And he obviously didn't really think any of it was 'dildos', considering he'd already admitted to liking it, and was even encouraging Toki to continue with it. The feel of Toki's hands on him made him that much more determined to ignore the ill timed interruption -- but on the upside, at least they weren't currently in the middle of fucking. Yet. Skwisgaar was nearly ready for another go, however, and was confident he could coax Toki into it as well despite how boneless and sated he seemed at the moment.
That was of course when the Shoggies made themselves known, and he dropped his head to Toki's chest with a frustrated groan. Because, you know, it wasn't like he and Toki didn't already devote a whole lot of time to fucking or anything. Skwisgaar was just very spoilt. He reluctantly sat up, looking over Toki's body with an unmistakably possessive leer. "I'm nots done with yous yet. You betters not move." But it wouldn't do to have the Shoggies seeing him lying naked like that, either, lest they make any unfortunate comments about between-leg tentacles. He tugged the fur blanket out from underneath Toki and then pulled it up to cover him, though not completely -- it wasn't like Skwisgaar would be inviting Nathan in, and with the layout of their room it would be very hard to see Toki from the doorway, anyway. The various models and the picture from Sunflora would just have to stay out, as Nathan was by then pounding on the door and bellowing drunkenly. Skwisgaar quickly wrapped one of the discarded towels around his waist and went to answer the door.
Nathan was definitely suspicious when Skwisgaar appeared wearing nothing but a towel, but the Swede's hair was damp, and he looked flushed... from a shower, presumably. The singer staggered slightly, gesturing to the Shoggies with his beer bottle as they filed into the room. "Brought your... kids... back. Cos I'm ready to, uh, pass out. Got 'em drunk, too," he said cheerfully. "Y'know, after... uh, Ofdensen kicked us out or... whatever," he slurred, and caught himself with a hand against the door, using the opportunity to try to see inside Skwisgaar's room, not even being remotely subtle about it, as he'd originally intended to be.
Skwisgaar firmly held the door where it was, blocking most of Nathan's view and doing his best not to scowl. "Kicks yous out because yous shitfaced, eh? You goes lies down before yous falls down. Thank yous for sittings de Shoggies." He started to close the door, just to be stopped by Nathan putting more of his weight against it.
"Wait, there was something I was gonna ask... Aww. Fuck."
Skwisgaar raised an eyebrow. "Lets me guess. Yous forgots?"
"Yeah," Nathan answered, doing a pretty good imitation of a kicked puppy. Was he really going to ask Skwisgaar something? He couldn't remember that, either. He just knew he'd wanted to get a look inside the Swede's room since the Shoggies had outed the two Scandinavians. Just to confirm it for himself. Surely there would have to be evidence that Toki was staying there too, if he really was? But stupid Skwisgaar was blocking his view, and he was just too damned drunk to think up a convincing excuse to be let in.
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Nathan's eyes widened and he suddenly couldn't help letting his gaze wander down Skwisgaar's mostly naked body. Oh. So he had been showering. Come to think of it, his skin did look kind of damp too. He was... really... really pretty. Handsome. Whatever. Not in a girly way, but in the way those sculptures in museums were. Nathan couldn't think of the word. It wasn't that he'd ever been attracted to Skwisgaar, exactly, he just liked... looking at him. For some reason. Ofdensen had already claimed any and all gayness Nathan might possess, anyway. "Um, right," he stammered, steadfastly blaming the alcohol for the flush he could feel heating his face. "Passing out. Now. Bye."
Skwisgaar watched him stumble back to his own room before shutting and re-locking the door. He was looking rather perturbed as he returned to join Toki on the bed -- sitting beside him and keeping the towel on, of course, since the Shoggies were there. "Nathan's was am drunks," he said unnecessarily; Toki would have been able to hear the entire exchange. "He's was actings weirdser than usual, too, just staresing at me like he wants to eats me and blushings likes a lady." Truthfully it wasn't the first time he'd seen that look coming from Nathan and directed at himself, but it was still confusing. It wasn't the look of someone wanting to fuck, which he would've been able to understand. "I's thinks he was reallies wantings to comes in..." And because of Nathan's odd staring, he didn't even think to wonder what the Shoggies must have told the singer; it was clearly just something wrong with Nathan.
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He listened as Skwisgaar opened the door, and hoped that the Shoggies wouldn't be -too- drunk. He also hoped that if he laid still enough, none of the Shoggies would loudly greet their 'Mom'. Which was definitely a gamble, but luckily, the Shoggies being rather drunk still was apparently an advantage, since they were too busy stumbling into each other while they tried to remember whose drawer was whose. It sounded as if the Shoggies actually wanted to go into their drawers now, which could bode well.
He didn't think there was anything suspicious about Nathan wanting to ask something and then forgetting- he presumed it was something or other about songwriting, which wouldn't concern him anyway. He had to stifle a laugh as Skwisgaar teased Nathan, knowing that he wasn't actually serious about Nathan joining him in the shower. If he was, Toki would have admittedly been pretty jealous. As it was, it was just funny, and Nathan was obviously really drunk. And thankfully, it sounded as if he was leaving.
It wasn't until he heard the sound of the door being locked and felt Skwisgaar settling beside him on the bed that he moved, sitting halfway up to snuggle into the Swede. This caused the Shoggies to actually notice him, and Shoggy 18 slurred, "There's yous are Master Toki-Moms, I didn't knows you knews how to be invisibles!" The other Shoggies thought this ability was 'sooo cool'. "Master Nathan gaves to us pizza and beers!" announced Shoggy 3. "The beer makes me feels all swirly!" added Shoggy 10. "I likes it!" Their attention was turned back to the drawers rather quickly, although they seemed no closer to determining which drawer was whose.
"Maybe Nathan gots screweds up somehow by magics? Since it happens here alots? Nathan said so, that it turns you into the lady and stuff." He definitely hadn't sounded like a lady, though. "Or maybes he was just real drunk and wantings to pal around? Maybes the Shoggies know?" It didn't appear as if the Shoggies were paying attention, as, none of them offered up any strange explanations for this. Instead, they just squelched into and out of drawers, seemingly at random.
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He reached underneath the cover with his other hand, feeling his way down Toki's body, pausing to lightly finger his dick. The Shoggies couldn't see what he was doing, so he figured it was okay. "Whats would yous do if he's did comes in to shower? Woulds you joins us?" he asked in a teasing tone. Despite all the time he'd spent sitting around completely nude in a hot tub with his bandmates, showering with them did seem entirely too gay by comparison -- undeniably gay, when it was with Toki.
He glanced at the drunken Shoggies as they played musical chairs with their drawers, wondering if either he or Toki would have to get up and help them before they managed to hurt themselves. Or the dresser. "Yous liddle goofballs am seriously drunks," he said with the kind of amusement a good parent probably shouldn't be feeling in this situation. "Drunks and highs, probably. Yous guys don'ts pukes, dos you? Tries to nots gettings it on anythings important." Knowing the Shoggies, they'd likely just re-eat their own vomit and enjoy it, but even still. He didn't want acid-vomit getting on his guitar or anything.
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Toki squeezed up closer to Skwisgaar, who always felt so damn good against him- the few moments of waiting for him to come back to bed had seemed an unusually long time- possibly because of the drugs. He gasped as he felt Skwisgaar's finger tantalizing his cock, and looked entirely scandalized by the question. Skwisgaar's teasing served to prompt that bit of jealousy right back. He took a second to respond, and decided that actually, he would join them. "Yeah, I'd joins yous. . .so thats if Nathans tries anythings funny on yous I coulds kicks his ass." This was delivered with a quite cute smile at the end, and Toki hoped that Skwisgaar wouldn't take it the wrong way. It wasn't that he was generally over-possessive, but when it came to Nathan, he couldn't help it.
The Shoggies had apparently managed to turn the drawers into some sort of game, with Shoggies randomly calling out for them to switch drawers in a mad tea-party sort of arrangement. They were still a bit high, and definitely quite drunk. "We's drunks littles goofballs!" agreed Shoggy 10 happily, to which Shoggy 3 added, "Sooo drunks and sooo high! We loves it!" None of them had vomited yet, and considering Shoggy biology, it was likely that this was impossible, but Toki didn't know this for sure and agreed with Skwisgaar. "Yeah, tries nots to pukes on my socks or my models. . .thinks I gots some socks in the drawers."
Shoggy 18 then confessed, "I trieds to wears them! But I ended up eatings them." Toki just shrugged, as there wasn't much to be done about that, and turned his attention back to Skwisgaar, nuzzling at his neck as he reached down to slide a hand up slowly between his thighs. "I hopes no ones interrupts us anysmore." In an undertone, as not to upset the 'children', he added, "And thats the Shoggies go intos their drawers soon. I'ms nots wantings to be dones with the sex yet, wants to do thats again, but this times, withs you ons the top."
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Sex was for him probably what model building was for Toki -- just a hobby, a fun way to pass the time, though Toki was very likely more attached to and emotionally invested in his models than Skwisgaar would ever be with the people he fucked, which was probably a sad statement about both of them. Toki was the one exception to this, of course, considering Skwisgaar was clearly attached to him and emotionally invested in him more than he'd like to admit. But certainly none of the GMILFs or groupies or even anyone at Hogwarts -- not that he'd even slept more than once with any of them
yet, either -- would ever be as important to him as Toki was, and it was becoming increasingly apparent."Pfft, no probablies abouts it, deys am alls weird. Deys nots very brights and dos everythings backwards and has de reallies dildos language whats nots right. And deys fats and ugly." It was anyone's guess whether that last thought or Toki's proximity was responsible for his sudden boner. Possibly both, and definitely the latter, as Toki mentioned kicking Nathan's ass. Why was jealousy so hot? "Nows I just wants to invites Nathans even more so I's can watch dat," he said with a laugh, the smile making him think Toki's possessiveness was probably in jest. Not that it mattered -- he'd enjoy the possessiveness either way. No one had ever cared enough about him before to feel that way, excluding the more creepily obsessive fans who only knew his stage persona, not him, so they didn't count. Even if they did know him they wouldn't count, since they were still fans and he hated fans.
He offered a quiet, appreciative moan as Toki nuzzled him and began touching him, and returned the favour by warmly pressing his palm against Toki's cock and lightly curling his fingers around it, not quite stroking. He continued to watch what the Shoggies were doing for a few long moments, and once satisfied that they seemed sufficiently distracted by their game, he worked a knee between Toki's legs to push them apart as he moved to lie on top of him, carefully making sure the fur cover stayed in place. It really wasn't any worse than lying beside each other, since they weren't actually fucking yet, and he figured at worst the Shoggies might try to emulate them and start dogpiling each other. "Likes dis?" he asked in a low voice as he smoothed a hand down one of Toki's thighs, then reached under it and pulled his leg up, enough that they'd be able to fuck if he wasn't just teasing Toki at the moment. "Thinks de liddle goofballs woulds even notice if I's fucks you rights now?" Despite not being serious, he did start feeling around for the lube with his other hand. It wouldn't hurt to be prepared for when the Shoggies finally tired of their game and called it a night.
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It was indeed true that Toki was more emotionally invested in his models than anything else, except in whatever this was that was happening with Skwisgaar. He'd already learned that any emotional attachments merely lead to horrible things later, namely the death of whoever he cared about, so, attempting to not care was the best defense against it. Of course, he wasn't exceptionally good at this. He couldn't prevent his growing attachment to Skwisgaar, especially since it was already there even before they'd started fucking, he just hadn't fully recognized it. And, he was starting to get attached to their 'children', who fortuitously appeared to be indestructible.
For some reason, Toki found Skwisgaar's sudden boner while talking about fat, ugly Americans to be rather cute. Although he made fun of Skwisgaar's taste along with the rest of the band, his weirdness were still a part of who he was, and it wasn't as if he wanted him to change them. As there weren't any of these around at the moment, it was hard to feel jealous, although he did hope that Skwisgaar wouldn't get bored and switch him out for one eventually. "I coulds just kick Nathans ass nexts time we sees him," Toki replied, as Skwisgaar did seem amused by the thought. "Buts, I don'ts thinks this woulds be a good ideas for the band." He was still smiling, and not really serious in the first place, he just knew that Skwisgaar seemed to like the idea of him kicking Nathan's ass. He hadn't figured out why, of course, and was still a bit too high to worry about it.
The Shoggies were still distracted by their game of musical drawers, and so Toki had nearly forgotten about them as he enjoyed touching Skwisgaar, and Skwisgaar touching him. He sighed as Skwisgaar pushed between his legs and laid down on top of him, a little shiver moving through him, entirely of pleasure. "Yeah, likes thats real nice, I likes that." It seemed like a good position for fucking, and if Skwisgaar thought it would be, it had to be, since he knew much better than Toki. "And no, they'ds probably not notice, they's too drunk," he replied to Skwisgaar's question about Shoggies, revealing his magnificent parenting yet again.
Of course, it was right then that Shoggy 10 decided that musical drawers wasn't working very well, and Toki felt something tugging on the bed coverings in an effort to get their attention. "Master Skwisgaar-Dad? Master Toki-Mom? Cans you helps us? We don'ts remember which drawers belongs to us! Cans you put us ins the right ones?"
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"Nathan's gots paddings," Skwisgaar said dismissively. "He'd bes fine if yous smacks him around a bits." He hadn't paid any particular attention to said 'padding', it was just one of those things one couldn't help noticing when naked in a hot tub with one's bandmates. It had also been nice when they'd all occasionally crashed in the main TV room of Mordhaus and he'd ended up using Nathan's paunch for a pillow. It was preferable to how Nathan used to be, anyway, when he'd been built like a Toki on steroids. Pickles's paunch was too small to make an adequate pillow, Murderface generally smelt too strongly to enjoy even being near him, and Toki lacked paunch altogether, which kind of made Nathan's just right by default.
Not that Skwisgaar made a habit of sleeping on or near his bandmates, aside from Toki. It was just one of those things that sometimes happened and never got talked about again. Maybe, with all those dildos holidays coming up in a few months, Toki would overindulge with the fatty holiday foods and finally start cultivating a nice soft paunch of his own... a thought which made certain parts of Skwisgaar's anatomy even happier.
His strange little adipophilia fantasy was interrupted by one of the Shoggies tugging on the cover, and he blinked, looking dazed as he glanced over his shoulder. "Oh... Ja, gives me de minutes," he said to the Shoggy, then smirked as he gave Toki a kiss. "You don'ts goes anywhere." He moved off Toki and groped around for the dropped towel, wrapping it around his waist again as he went over to help the Shoggies. He actually had been learning how to tell the Shoggies apart -- it might have had something to do with counting the number of eyes they had -- so it only took him a few minutes to get the drawer situation settled and the Shoggies all tucked in. "Now you's goofballs can sleeps off yours hangsovers. Goods night," he said to them as he closed the drawers.
Now that they needn't worry about the "children" watching, he lost the towel for good and pulled back the fur cover, trailing kisses up Toki's body as he joined him on the bed. There wasn't any reason to hurry, so he took his time teasing and arousing Toki, thinking it would be rather sexy to hear him making all those incoherent sounds again and maybe even begging this time around...
((And they all lived brutally ever after, the end. This also ends, appropriately enough, with 69 comments.))