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[Closed RP: Skwisgaar, Toki, probably Shoggies later on -- and Nathan, too!]

((Directly follows the Potions class. Expect some NSFW content throughout and the general strangeness of two high Scandinavians.))

Skwisgaar led Toki back to their room with only a few incidents involving bumping into walls and nearly knocking disgruntled paintings off of them and several close calls with suits of armour -- all of which Skwisgaar found pretty humourous. They were thankfully spared the impossible task of having to navigate any moving staircases while high, as Hufflepuff's dorms were conveniently situated in the dungeons not too far from the Potions classroom.

The Swede had demonstrated admirable restraint on the way there, but barely a moment after closing and locking the door behind them he was pulling Toki closer by the front pockets of his pants. He slid his hands up underneath his bandmate's shirt to slowly caress his sides, without lingering over any of the scars there, as he didn't want Toki thinking about them again. He'd likely already dwelt too much on them and other unpleasant memories of his childhood during the class -- it was time to see if the effects of the salvia might be put to better use. "How ares you feeling?" Skwisgaar asked, their lips just brushing as he spoke, and afterward he indulged his desire to kiss Toki, which he'd had to suppress during the class for obvious reasons. The wait proved to be worth it.

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Although he was stumbling and a bit jumpy, Toki was in a much better state of mind as Skwisgaar lead him back to their room. He was even able to laugh at a few of their clumsy collisions with paintings and suits of armor. It was a good thing that they didn't have to try any of the moving staircases, as stairs would have proved a bit more challenging than the relatively easy route they took.

Toki was focused enough on not falling down and dragging Skwisgaar with him that he was also able to control any urges on the way to their room. He was grateful for the refuge, and the sound of the door locking was one of the most pleasing sounds he'd heard all day. He welcomed Skwisgaar's attention, not drawing away at all as he pulled him in by his pockets, and he only stumbled slightly, almost dropping his deddy bear as he grabbed onto the Swede's hips for balance. Instead, he ended up smashing the plush toy up against him in his grip. The feel of Skwisgaar's hands gliding over his skin was enhanced by the salvia, in a very good way this time. The amount of people in the potions class, most of them strangers, had been stifling, and the now-familiar surroundings of the bedroom he shared with Skwisgaar were a relief. He didn't immediately answer the question, and returned his kiss with all the energy he'd had to restrain during the uncomfortable class.

After their lips parted he replied, "It's much better nows, that was the weird class, it had too many peoples in it. And I thinks some of thems were perverts, likes that reallies fat guy in the funny clothes who kept lookings at guys and that girly-lookings guy he was talkings to. That elfy guy who looks like yous was lookings at people funny, so he's probablies the pervert too. And it's lots driers in here." Nevermind that it wasn't ever actually wet, but he'd believed that it was, and associated the class with an unpleasant clammy feeling. He stumbled in the direction of the bed as he spoke, pushing Skwisgaar towards it- laying down on the white furs sounded like it would be extremely nice, although he wasn't at all tired yet.

Skwisgaar stumbled a bit with the push, lost his balance, and simply fell backwards onto the bed when the backs of his knees hit it, laughing the entire time. He pulled his legs up onto the bed and tugged Toki down with him, shifting so that they were lying facing each other, and picked up where he'd left off, stroking over the skin he could reach underneath Toki's shirt.

"Ja, de Baron ams a huge pervert. Pickings up people in de popcorns room and everythings," he said blithely. "He's marrieds to dat cannibal vampires guy I's know, deys gave me dat dragonscales guitars strap after yous accidentally almost-killeds me. Been thinkings Ofdensen can helps with de divorce... Yous should probablies stays away from de Baron," he added, then looked surprised by his own words. He'd mostly meant it as a warning, as he assumed Jasper would start eating anyone the Baron was interested in if he got too jealous, but he realised there was also a weird hint of possessiveness. Over Toki? It wasn't like he'd ever cared who Toki was banging (or more accurately, holding hands with while looking longingly into their eyes) before...

"Whats elfy guy?" he asked absently, nuzzling under Toki's chin. He was also glad it was drier in their room -- in fact, they both looked and felt completely dry now. Strange. He thought they should still probably wash off the dried Krambjörnarna vomit at some point, though, before it got all crusty and gross in their hair. "Wants to takes a bath?" he continued, kissing Toki's throat. "Or somethings else?"

Toki laughed as he tumbled onto the bed with Skwisgaar, actually smiling for the first time in hours. It was hard to feel miserable now, in the security of the bedroom, especially with Skwisgaar's hands under his shirt. They always felt good, but there was an extra dimension to the sensation enhanced by the drugs that made it that much more pleasurable. He reached over to put down his deddy bear, leaning it up against the pillow behind him. Facing away from him and Skwisgaar, of course.

"Probablies the hugest pervert I've seens! But, I thinks this schools mostly full of the perverts. Cannibal vampires sounds pretty brutal, does that mean vampires that eats the other vampires? You and Nathans should write the song about that. Vampires that eats other vampires is metal." He was a bit confused as to why Skwisgaar would warn him to stay away from a pervert- it wasn't like he was the sort to go seeking them out strikeunless they were Skwisgaar himself. Or clowns.. The kinkier groupies just freaked him out most of the time, considering his idea of what to do with them was in fact holding hands and looking longingly into their eyes. And not a whole lot more. Skwisgaar was introducing him to a whole new realm of sexual activities, but, he hadn't even considered trying them with anyone besides him. "I don'ts want to pal around with huge perverts who mights try and feeds me to their cannibal vampire husbands. Cannibal vampires woulds still drink the humans blood too, else they woulds be vampire cannibals?" He wasn't sure about his stoned logic, but it seemed right.

Toki stretched his neck back as Skwisgaar nuzzled at him, and squeezed closer to the Swede, slipping an arm over his waist. "This elfy guy that I mets with Nathan (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1827289.html) in the hallsway once. His name was Glory-hole or somesthing funny like that, and he's got a sword, and looks like you, but like he's from mythologies." A bath in nice warm water that didn't resemble some oozy, rainbow vomit actually sounded good, especially if it involved Skwisgaar, and since Ofdensen had told the house-elves to make them private bathrooms, it didn't mean they had to go very far. So he nodded, replying, "I thinks the bath sounds like a good ideas, because we coulds do other things too." He didn't make any move to get up from the bed yet though, as he was enjoying the feel of Skwisgaar's lips against his neck, and let out a little sigh of contentment. This was much better than the weird classroom where they had to smash bugs and drink them.

"Ja, he probablies does eats other vampires." He actually had no idea, but Jasper was just so weird that Skwisgaar wouldn't put it past him. "He was droolings blood when I's first mets him. Kinds of looks like de albums arts, too. Likes de angel things in cemeteries dats are all creepy." In the showers Jasper had also reminded him of Toki, he remembered, and wondered just how gay it was that he'd been checking out a cannibal vampire and thinking about Toki's naked body even then. Somehow, that felt way more gay than the gay sex that had followed. He briefly entertained thoughts of telling Toki about that, too, but decided against it, knowing it'd likely just disgust him since he and the rest of Dethklok failed to appreciate sexy old fatties the way Skwisgaar did.

"I remember yous tellings me abouts dat elf guy... Dats was him? Thought dats was me across de room." He and Toki were both rocking the stoned logic. Something occurred to him then, and he started snickering while kissing lower, tracing the dip between Toki's collarbones with the tip of his tongue, which was about all he could reach with the shirt still in the way. "You likes lookings at his sword, eh?" he asked, sounding amused. "Maybes we should invites him over too."

If they didn't get up now, he knew he'd be too comfortable to move pretty soon. He slowly sat up, waiting for the room to stop shifting before slipping out of bed and pulling Toki along with him, guiding him into the bathroom that was conveniently just a few feet away. He started the bath water, then turned back to Toki and reached to help him undress first. "Whats kinds of other things do yous mean?" he asked with mock innocence, and became distracted with running his hands along Toki's chest and stomach again once his shirt was removed. How a diet of candy and vodka could create a body like his was truly one of life's great mysteries.

Since no one had identified Jasper to him in Potions Class, Toki ended up picturing Jasper as some sort of death-angel dripping in blood, so he'd be a bit surprised to eventually learn that Jasper didn't look like some sort of metal Lucifer. "Maybe we should asks him to be album arts, because cannibal vampires would make pretty good albums art. So woulds the Shoggies, and they'd probably likes to do it." It probably was a good thing that Skwisgaar didn't mention the gay sex part of his encounter with Jasper and the Baron. Not because Toki would have been especially disgusted- he'd been disgusted enough with Skwisgaar's taste in the past along with the rest of Dethklok, so he was used to it. And he wouldn't have been jealous exactly, as, he was still too confused about what was going on with him and Skwisgaar to manifest that. But, had he known that Skwisgaar was screwing around with guys other than him, that would be pretty gay. He'd been rationalizing away some of the weirdness of the situation by believing that since Skwisgaar wasn't gay, and neither was he, what they were doing could only be partly gay.

So of course, he wondered a little when Skwisgaar then went and started teasing him about Glorfindel. His brilliant stoned logic deduced that Skwisgaar must have thought that he was gayer than he thought he was- and Skwisgaar was usually right. Especially since he had to admit that inviting him over wasn't the worst idea he'd ever heard. In fact, it was kind of hot, because it would almost be like two Skwisgaars. He ended up looking a little confused, and rather scandalized, unsure how to reply, stammering, "That's probablies nots the good idea!" He sounded mostly embarrassed, which didn't lent him much believability.

He was grateful for the distraction that moving to the bathroom provided, and glad that Skwisgaar prompted them to move, since he'd have forgotten soon enough. Since the bathroom was only a few feet away, he didn't stumble too badly, and leaned against the wall as Skwisgaar turned on the bath. He was eager enough to get out of his clothes, which were probably had invisible rainbow-puke water all over them, and so made it as easy for the Swede as possible to take off his shirt, and he tugged at Skwisgaar's with similar intent. But, far more clumsily due to having much less experience with pulling off other people's clothes. "I mean other things likes the jacking each other offs, and the kissings, and the blowjobs. But probablies not blowjobs in the baths, since we gots to breathe." To Toki, kissing was still pretty high up on his sexual repertoire, so it ended up making the list. He fortunately didn't add anything about holding hands and looking longingly into Skwisgaar's eyes. There were a lot better things to do with him.

~~Clearly some Glorfindel/Skwisgaar crack where Toki and the Baron can both see it must happen now.~~

"Maybes haves de Shoggies eatings him, and him eatings de Shoggies," Skwisgaar suggested, thoughtfully. "Dats would be pretty brutals albums art. Don'ts thinks it would hurt de Shoggies either." Jasper's safety evidently wasn't an issue. Skwisgaar was still far too fascinated with groping Toki's muscles to cooperate with being stripped, which resulted in his shirt being bunched up around his shoulders and covering his head for several seconds before it even occurred to him that he couldn't see. He pulled it off with a confused expression and let it drop to the floor, then, remembering the bath, quickly wrestled with his remaining clothes to get them off as well.

Unsurprisingly, he wound up falling on his ass again, but that sort of worked out for the best. He got to his knees and had little difficulty undoing Toki's pants, and pushed them down as far as they'd go with his boots still on. Rather than do anything about the boots, he held Toki's hips and glanced up at him with a raised eyebrow as he leant in to nuzzle his lower stomach. It was a position he would never normally put himself in, as the implied submissiveness of kneeling just wasn't his thing, but he didn't particularly care at the moment. Toki's reaction to Glory-hole or whoever he was had entertained Skwisgaar too much for him to let the subject drop easily. "Could invites de elfy dude over, maybe makes a Toki-sandwich with him. Whats do you thinks of dat?" he asked with a smirk, then sucked Toki's cock into his mouth and slowly ran his tongue over it, curious about how it would feel in his mouth as it hardened. Why did Toki have to turn him into such a cock slut? It was embarrassing. Even worse, he was really starting to like it.

His talk of inviting Glorfindel over was of course just that -- talk. He had no intention of sharing Toki, at least not yet, and definitely not with another guy, as that was entirely too many dicks for a threesome. There would have to be about six or more women there to prevent it from being epically gay. And that was a nice thought... fucking a woman with Toki. It also raised a few interesting questions in his mind, which he decided to ask once his mouth wasn't quite so occupied with other things.

((Really, it must. And where Elrond can see it too, of course! XD))

"That sounds like the reallies brutal idea! We shoulds do that one. I bet the Shoggies would loves it!" Evidently, Toki didn't think much of Jasper's safety either, but, he'd never actually met him. Even if he had, it would have been questionable if he'd have cared, since Dethklok was perfectly content with their fans dying horribly. Toki was stoned enough that he didn't quite realize that Skwisgaar's shirt was stuck, since he'd become distracted by running his hands over the Swede's chest and stomach, fascinated with how ridiculously pretty it was. Slender and elegant, but not at all like a girl, and somehow all the prettier for that.

A momentary expression of alarm crossed his features as Skwisgaar managed to get the rest of his clothes off and fell on his ass, but thankfully he hadn't managed to bash his skull open on the bath or something. His worries were quickly brushed aside as Skwisgaar pulled down his pants, and his arousal grew swiftly as the Swede nuzzled at his stomach- he couldn't help but think that having Skwisgaar on his knees was one of the sexiest things he'd ever seen. He blushed furiously at Skwisgaar's "Toki-sandwich" inquiry, and what he thought of that was instantly evidenced by his stiffening cock, which completely denied his stammered and questioning half-protest. "I. . .I don'ts think we should do thats. . . do you?" Even if Toki's better sensibilities denied the idea, it was obvious he was physically all for it, and of course he required confirmation from Skwisgaar that it was the 'right' answer. Of course, if it ever did come to that situation, it was likely Toki would just freak out, still being something of an epic virgin aside from his experiences with Skwisgaar. A woman added to the mix wouldn't have freaked him out any less, for the same reason. Actual sex was never what he thought of doing with the ladies.

Toki reached down to grab onto Skwisgaar, ending up with one hand on his shoulder, and the other in his Shoggy-tangled hair. He was growing concerned that he too was about to fall on his ass since the floor was still all wavy, and it was becoming rather difficult to focus on standing up. The combination of seeing Skwisgaar there on his knees, and the sensation of his tongue moving over his cock were somewhat overwhelming. Especially with the lingering thought of the possibilities inherent in two Skwisgaars. Luckily, there wasn't much of anywhere for Toki to fall, since the wall was keeping him upright and the Swede had a decent grip on his hips.

((Glorfindel-mun says "yes plz". XD))

It was easier not to care about Jasper when away from him -- it was only when Skwisgaar was hanging out with him that he felt inexplicably charmed by the vampire, and relaxed, in an odd way he couldn't describe. Not like attraction, but something else altogether. He wondered if it was just him, or if Toki might be similarly affected when and if they ever met. Maybe they could all meet up to discuss the album art idea sometime...

Without bothering to pull away from Toki's cock, he hummed his response to the question; it sounded like a cross between amusement and indifference. He didn't know what aspect Toki was enjoying most -- the physical attention, the suggestion for an Elf threesome, or the effects of the salvia -- and it didn't matter much, since he was obviously enjoying something, and that was all Skwisgaar cared about. Gripping Toki's hips tighter, he slowly moved his head to let Toki's cock glide against his tongue, his cheeks hollowed as he sucked on it for a few more minutes. Since there wasn't much to see that close up, he closed his eyes. Giving a blowjob while kneeling naked on a cold tile floor definitely should not have made him as hard as it did, and all without even touching himself. Ugh. Toki really was turning him gay.

But at the moment, that didn't seem so bad.

He leant back until just the head of Toki's cock was between his lips and looked up at him again, then let go of both his cock, and his hips. He had excellent timing, as the bath was getting close to overflowing by then. Turning off the faucet, he climbed into the bath and drew his knees up so there was room enough in front of and behind him for Toki, whichever he'd choose. "What ares yous waiting for?" he said impatiently, as though he hadn't been the one holding things up. "Get naked alreadies and comes here." He was smirking as he asked, "So whats so special abouts de elfy guy? Yous didn't wants to gives blowjobs to anyones else in Dethklok, so it can't just bes because he's a guy... or is dats why?"

((Sorry about my slow response, I've sucked at tagging the last couple days. Edited to clarify crappy wording and html fail.))

If ever Toki and Skwisgaar did meet up with Jasper to discuss if he'd mind being eaten by Shoggies for album art, there was little doubt that Toki would be easily influenced by the vampire. Since he was easily influenced most of the time. Which would probably end up leading to some really bizarre situations in the future, what with discussions of Elf threesomes, which was undoubtedly one of the more perverted things he'd ever thought about.

Toki wasn't sure about Skwisgaar's somewhat amused sounding response to his question. Which was likely the best answer he could have given, as he apparently hadn't said the wrong thing, but, he also didn't have to start freaking out over immanent Elf threesomes. Since in Toki's opinion, if Skwisgaar wanted to fuck someone, he'd manage. As who wouldn't want to fuck the fastest guitarist in the world? Toki obviously did, although more specifically, he was starting to become extremely curious about what it would be like to be fucked by him. But, at the moment he was content to enjoy the the blowjob, and had mostly forgotten about the bath idea as he looked down at Skwisgaar, watching until he drew away, and as he climbed into the bathtub Toki's eyes were drawn directly to the Swede's erection.

He almost stumbled slightly as he tried to follow Skwisgaar, having forgotten about his pants and boots. He managed to catch himself by grabbing onto a nearby towel rack, and then sat down on the floor to remove his boots, trying to hurry since Skwisgaar obviously thought he was taking too long. Which wasn't too easy under the effects of salvia, but he clumsily managed it as he replied to Skwisgaar's question, the answer of which seemed pretty obvious to him. "It's not because he's a guy, he's a guy what looks like yous. . ." Toki trailed off as he realized how gay this sounded anyway, and after pulling off his pants and tossing them into a corner he got into the bath gracelessly. He chose the spot in front of but facing away from Skiwsgaar, and tried to squeeze himself between his legs with the intent of scooting up against his lap.

((It's okay. Good tags are worth waiting for. :D I don't know if Toki's preference for Skwis-clone!groupies is necessarily canon or if it was just for one episode, so I can rewrite this if you don't think Toki would have that preference.))

Skwisgaar hadn't missed Toki's blatant staring, and he coloured slightly, embarrassed -- and immediately felt disconcerted on top of it, since he'd so rarely ever felt embarrassed about anything he did, especially when it came to sex. Thankfully Toki didn't tease him about his obvious enjoyment of giving him head, and so he was able to relax about it instead of having one of his irrationally defensive fits.

He offered no resistance to his legs being pushed apart, since he certainly wasn't going to complain if Toki wanted to be pressed up against his erection. He shifted to recline a bit, sloshing water over the rim of the tub and pulling Toki with him, and once they were settled he let his hands wander over Toki's body.

"You do seems to haves... special tastes... with de groupies," Skwisgaar said lightly, and he wasn't sure whether Toki was even aware of it himself. He hadn't been, at least not at first. It took the other guys joking about it behind Toki's back before he'd thought to pay attention, and since then it had been hard not to notice the kind of women that Toki seemed to prefer. Some had practically looked like they could be Skwisgaar's sisters. "Whats do you likes to do with dems, anysway? Do you ever stick you-know-what intosides of dem?" he asked as he slid one hand down and loosely wrapped his fingers around Toki's cock, helpfully showing what he meant by 'you-know-what'. Because he already suspected he knew the truth, he went on: "Haves you ever wanteds to?"

((I do think Toki would have that preference, as, I think his preference is really Skwisgaar, so fine by me. XD))

Toki wasn't about to make fun of Skwisgaar obviously liking to suck his cock- he enjoyed it just as much, and that was nearly as gay. Watching him just added to the experience, as it increased the pleasure to know that it wasn't one-sided. And besides, Skwisgaar was so pretty on his knees. Or in just about any other position. He wasn't sure why the Swede flushed, but, he hoped he hadn't screwed up somehow. But, he wasn't about to point it out.

He slid back between Skwisgaar's legs, and indeed did push up against his cock, feeling a little bit embarrassed himself that he liked the feel of it pressed against his backside so much. He sunk comfortably into Skwisgaar, who felt extremely good, and the hot water of the bath did too. He watched interesting little patterns forming in the reflections on the agitated surface, manifest by the drugs still working in his brain, while enjoying the feel of the Swede's hands upon his skin.

Clueless as ever, Toki wasn't sure just what Skwisgaar meant by him having 'special tastes' in groupies. He had mull the question over, since, unless the rest of the band brought the subject up, it wasn't one that he usually even thought about. There were models to be built and video games to be played. He decided he'd have to ask Ofdensen about getting him some video games, since that was the one thing that his shared bedroom seemed to be missing. Not that he'd noticed the lack of them much before now, since he and Skwisgaar were managing to entertain themselves quite effectively. He went over a few more memorable-than-average groupies in his mind- not memorable in that he actually had sex with them, of course- but, memorable because they were pretty. Pretty like Skwisgaar, tall and thin with long blonde hair. . .

He flushed as he realized what Skwisgaar might have meant by 'special tastes', and flushed even deeper as Skwisgaar asked him about sticking 'you-know-what intosides of dem'. The answer of course was no, since Toki was an epic version- at best, there was hugging and kissing, combined with the holding hands and looking longingly into their eyes ~~which has consistently been killing Toki's mun, because it's hilarious~~. His embarassed response started as a little whimper of pleasure, as Skwisgaar's hand around his cock felt extremely good, but became intelligible words. "I. . . likes to talks to them, and to hugs and kiss them. . . and um. . .noes. I havent's done that with thems. . . " He felt even more embarrassed admitting this, but he was still pretty high, so found he didn't care that much about being embarrassed, so added with stammering honesty, "I. . .haven't really thoughts about wantings to." He supposed that now that Skwisgaar mentioned it, it wasn't a bad idea, but, it wasn't girls he was thinking about sticking his you-know-what into- it was of course the Swede himself who came to mind. And maybe briefly, Glorfindel- but, he looked so much like Skwisgaar it was practically the same thing.

((The creators certainly seem to imply that a lot, even though no one comments on it in canon (yet). XD Glorfindel appears courtesy of his mun.))

Elsewhere in Hogwarts, Glorfindel suddenly sneezed.

"But dats alls deys good for," Skwisgaar said, though he didn't sound particularly surprised by anything Toki had admitted. "De sex and de paintings backstage. Dey never says anything interestings. Not real greats kissers, either. Usually too sloppies." Which could be nice in the right situation, but in general he didn't really appreciate anyone literally drooling over him -- unless they took their false teeth out first. Then it was hot. "Yous really hads a too-small bed in Mordhaus, only goods for one person to sleeps in. And alls those creepy starings pictures of yours parents on de walls. No wonder de groupies never wanteds to do anything buts holds your hands." Never mind that that was obviously all Toki had wanted. It was still a strange concept to Skwisgaar. Nathan's cast-offs (http://best-guitarist.livejournal.com/1038.html#cutid2) were fun to make friends with, but common groupies?

He tightened his fingers around Toki's cock and began lazily stroking it, and nuzzled one of his pigtails as he murmured, "You shoulds have comes to my room more, and not just whens you were sad abouts your dildos dad." Either they could have been messing around with each other all this time, or he could have shown Toki how to really have fun with groupies. Preferably both. Skwisgaar didn't sleep with the elderly and morbidly obese exclusively, after all -- he did occasionally deign to fuck conventionally attractive women, too, and not just for pretend in music videos.

"We even coulds have you-know-whatted yours pretty blonde groupies together." He moved his hips slightly, enough to rub his cock against Toki, and kissed the side of his neck. If Toki had been nothing but a groupie himself just then or someone Skwisgaar had picked up, there was little doubt that Skwisgaar would have already been fucking him by that point. Everything was just... different, when it came to Toki, and not simply because he was a guy and Skwisgaar's bandmate. "Unless you wouldn'ts have wanted to with dem... Maybes you woulds have wanted to fuck me," he teased, nipping Toki's earlobe. He was no mind reader, but it wasn't hard to guess the direction Toki's thoughts might follow, considering the topic of their conversation. "Or maybes you woulds've wanteds to be fucked?"

And then elsewhere in Hogwarts, Elrond gave Glorfindel his handkerchief and made him a cup of tea.

It was extremely good that Toki was not a mindreader, and thus didn't have to experience the mental image of Skwisgaar getting drooled on by a bed full of toothless old ladies. He nodded his agreement to Skwisgaar's opinion on groupie-kissing, as, none of them were as fun to kiss as he was. "Yous much betters at the kissing, Skwisgaar. And I didnt's take the groupies to my room, because why woulds I want them hangings around there while I builds the models and stuff? They aren'ts any good at helpings with it." Clear proof that Toki was was seriously inexperienced.

He too wondered why he'd rarely gone to Skwisgaar's room in the past, aside from when he was feeling especially dejected, and tilted his head back to look up at the Swede as he replied, "I didn'ts know that you'd wants me to. But yous right, I should haves." He'd never considered in the past, since Skwisgaar was usually busy practicing, or getting it on with groupies, and, most of those groupies were not ones that Toki would have wanted to kiss and hold hands with. True, sometimes they were good-looking, but, not most of the time, and even when they were, they were still groupies and thus fans. Which meant they should all die, because fans were annoying.

His eyes widened at Skwisgaar's suggestion, which he found a bit shocking, since he knew that 'you-know-whatted' from him didn't mean the childishly innocent activities that Toki generally focused on. Somehow, the idea of threesomes was much more scandalous when the extra person didn't look almost exactly like Skwisgaar. He let out a quiet little purring sound at the kisses along his neck, and pushed into the Swede's cock, a bit too embarrassed by the suggestion to actually reply since he wasn't sure what the right answer was. Since, in such a situation, it wouldn't have been the groupie that he'd be thinking about fucking. Or more accurately, being fucked by- and then Skwisgaar basically voiced his own thoughts for him. He flushed and stammered slightly in his response, "I. . . I thinks yous right like usual, Skwisgaar. . . I do kind of wants to know what it woulds feel like for yous to fuck me." 'Kind of' meant 'really badly', but he wasn't 100% sure that he was thinking of the same thing that Skwisgaar was. Surprisingly enough, he actually was.

The compliment took Skwisgaar completely by surprise, as he hadn't even been fishing for one, and he felt rather pleased with himself. Too pleased to even berate Toki for being an idiot. He would have suggested Toki have groupies suck him off while building his models, if he didn't think Toki would end up with more than just his forehead inadvertently glued to the wall because of it -- Skwisgaar had good reason now to not want certain parts of the Norwegian's anatomy damaged. That thought combined with Toki's naive, virginal nature suddenly gave him something even more horrible to be concerned about.

"Um. Just to bes sure. You knows where de babies comes from, don'ts you?" he asked, sounding almost comically worried. He thought it'd be just like Toki to forget about the paternity waivers, too, and end up stuck with a kid and its groupie mother suing Dethklok for everything they had (his own preference for GMILFs certainly had its advantages there). Skwisgaar had apparently forgotten how unlikely it was for his bandmate to be sleeping with women in the first place.

"Woulds have been nice for yous to visit and not just stares at me likes a fish," Skwisgaar admitted as he reached for a bar of soap. "I thinks dats whats friends do. We coulds have hungs out. And dones stuff." Or each other was heavily implied. Of the rest of the band, only Nathan had ever really stopped by his room for longer than a few minutes, for purposes related to songwriting -- but on a few occasions he was pretty sure Nathan had just been depressed about something. Skwisgaar had of course been as 'sympathetic' then as he'd been with Toki doing the dead staring fish act after finding out about his father's terminal cancer.

The bath hadn't just been an excuse to feel each other up, and so he lathered Toki's chest and shoulders and neck, as those were the only parts of his body above water and within easy reach. His eyebrows had gone up when Toki agreed that he might like to be fucked, but he offered no other response for a while except to continue touching Toki's cock while lightly massaging his soap-slicked skin. It was hard not to imagine how easily they could fuck if Toki just raised himself up a little... Skwisgaar didn't hold any silly romantic notions about 'first times', but suspected Toki just might, and figured a bath maybe wasn't the best place for something like that with Toki as inexperienced as he was, anyway. Plus, all the lube and condoms were in the other room, since they hadn't needed either in the bathroom before. Maybe that would be changing now? "You reallies want to -- sometime?" he finally asked, lips brushing Toki's neck as he spoke. "Or ams you just not thinkings right because you're high?"

Although Skwisgaar was probably correct in his concern that Toki getting sucked off while building models would be likely to result in parts of his anatomy uncomfortably clued, he at least was aware of the mechanics of human reproduction. In a purely technical way, thanks to public service announcements. "Of course I knows whats babies comes from, Skwisgaar! Is from the sex with the girls if you forgets the condoms. There's the ads abouts it and stuffs. That's how you gets the AIDS and then dies too." Not that thinking about this prompted any thoughts regarding protection and Skwisgaar- Toki was pretty damn sure he didn't have AIDS, and, if Skwisgaar had it, he'd probably caught it already just from hanging around him back at Mordhaus.

Toki had at least been seeking some sort of friendly companionship when he'd come to Skwisgaar's room, staring silently like a dead fish, but, as he hadn't communicated at all, Skwisgaar couldn't have been blamed for his questionable attempt at being 'sympathetic'. "I didn'ts know that yous wanted me to visit, or I probably would haves. If we ever gets to go back home, we should visits each others more and do stuff." It was easy enough for him to figure out Skwisgaar's implied idea of stuff was, especially since he was extremely aware of Skwisgaar's cock pressed up against his ass. He wished that they'd figured out this diversion earlier- not only did it make life more enjoyable in general, it would have been a far better distraction from bad things than staring vacantly and saying nothing while Skwisgaar played ventriloquist with him.

The Swede's soapy hands felt delightful as they slid over his skin, his senses heightened by the combination of drugs and arousal. A smile lingered on his lips as he closed his eyes, relaxing and just luxuriating in the experience, while letting out the occasional moan or whimper as he indulged in further pondering of what it might feel like to have Skwisgaar's cock in his ass. He supposed it was a painfully gay thing to be curious about, but still, he was, especially since it was difficult to conjecture anything done to his body by Skwisgaar as unpleasant- thus far, it had all felt pretty damn remarkable.

Dry fucking in the bath definitely wouldn't have been the best first experience for Toki, and he was content at the moment to enjoy the handjob. He swiveled his hips a bit to rub against Skwisgaar better, opening his eyes again at the question. Considering a moment, he nodded, admitting, "I do reallies want to tries sometime, is nots just because I'm high. I've thought abouts it when I've not beens high too. I don't know about in the baths though. . .might be kinds of awkward, so maybe we should try it in the bed first?" He wasn't sure about this due to complete inexperience, but, he figured that a bit more room to move might be helpful. And lube definitely would be- not that Toki was entirely clear on this little detail, as evidenced by his next question. "And, um. . . will it actually slides in there alright, or do we needs to use the vaselines or somethings?"

(("That's how you gets the AIDS and then dies too." *amused* There needs to be Dethklok PSAs... Sorry this got so TL;DR with the exposition crap.))

If anyone in Dethklok were likely to have anything as horrible as AIDS, it probably would be Skwisgaar, sadly, due to the sheer number of people he'd fucked. Sweden's comprehensive, religion-free sex education programs had thankfully and drastically lessened that likelihood, however, and he'd (almost) always done whatever he could to ensure he wouldn't get disgusting sores or anything like that anywhere either. Hogwarts did lack Klokateers doing extensive STD-screening of their potential partners, but unless he'd somehow caught a wizarding or space disease already, Toki hopefully wasn't taking his life in his hands by sleeping with him.

"Don'ts bes so sensitives," Skwisgaar said archly, his worry immediately reduced to amused relief. "I's was just makings sure yous never ends up with some dildos kid withs a slut mother. Dats would ruin de band. And yours life," he added, punctuating that with a tight squeeze to the head of Toki's cock, then resumed stroking it as he thought about something. "Unless yous ever wants another kid likes Fatty... Probablies shouldn't haves one with de groupies, though." He could almost imagine Toki opting to do something unmetal like fall in love with some woman (probably a very tall, thin blonde) and get married and have a litter of brats. Almost. He was just so weird and old-fashioned about women sometimes. Nathan probably would too, come to think of it. Skwisgaar definitely wouldn't -- he'd hopefully be dead before anything that horrible even crossed his mind. Adopting the Shoggies didn't count, since they weren't even human and marriage wasn't involved.

"When Mordhaus ams gets rebuilt, you should requests de biggers bed," he murmured as he arched his back at the same time Toki moved his hips. Leaning into each other as they were meant the slightest movement felt incredible to Skwisgaar, with his cock pressed so firmly against Toki that only fucking could have gotten it any closer. He definitely wasn't going to complain about any gayness. Anal sex didn't even seem all that 'worse' compared to what they'd already done -- and might even be something they'd enjoy equally, if he could find just the right angle. He'd devoted far more time to finding the mythical G-spot than to locating anyone's prostate but his own, so it would take a bit of practise. Not that he'd complain about that either.

It was almost a shame to talk while Toki was making all those little sounds he so enjoyed hearing. "Yous ever used your fingers? Anything mores than one finger probablies won't feel real greats withsout lube. My dick ams a bit more than one fingers big, don'ts you think?" he asked, amusement colouring his tone. "Never use soaps or shampoos for lube, either, unless you likes de burning. And if you has to goes to de bathsrooms, dos it before gettings fucked in de ass. Fors obvious reasons." He thought they were pretty obvious, anyway, but would explain if Toki didn't catch on. Good sex was always bound to be messy. "It's ams possible to fuck almost anywheres, but ja, de bed is good. You wants to tonight?" he asked hopefully, reaching a hand up to comb through Toki's hair with his fingers. It didn't feel crusty, but he was sure there must still be Krambjörnarna puke in it.

((Haha, I'd so love to see Dethklok PSA's XD))

Toki was obviously a lot more clueless than Skwisgaar about STD safety, since he figured that he could probably catch AIDS from something like holding hands. Since to him, this fell under "sexual activity". Despite this confusion, he was still the least likely member of Dethklok to be harboring any diseases that required sex to contract. Since he'd have to have had sex previously, and really hadn't done much of anything at all before his arrival at Hogwarts.

"Yeah, I don'ts wants no dildos kids with sluts moms. We already has some kids, and I don't wants them to be sad because they get yelled ats by some angry lady like Nathan's ex-girlsfriend what ended up in the coma." Toki counted the Shoggies as actual 'children', even if he did treat them more like pets. "I'm not goings to go and have any stupid babies with some groupies. We has responsibilities to the Shoggies to be the good parents." If Toki had been more sexually-inclined in general, Skwisgaar's concerns about him falling in love- or at least thinking he had- with some tall, thin blonde and getting married might have been legitimate ones, since he could indeed be ridiculously old-fashioned. But as he rarely even thought about screwing them, it wasn't too likely. Nathan, who'd actually gone and dated girls despite it being totally not-metal unless the misery he insisted was involved counted, was the more likely one to end up with a litter of kids.

Toki felt a little sad at the thought that his bed and everything else in his room had been burned up with the rest of Mordhaus. But, at least he still had his deddy bear somehow, which would have proven the most upsetting loss as it served as something like a security blanket. The stiffness pressing against his backside kept him from dwelling on such unpleasant matters though, and he murmured, "Yous right, I shoulds probably get a biggers bed. And maybe shoulds get a private bathroom whats stuck to it like this one, but with the biggers bathstub." Not that it was at all unpleasant to be crammed into a bath with Skwisgaar, but, if they had more room to move, they could probably come up with more to do in it. It wasn't as if Ofdensen had realized that Toki was sharing the room, and, the house-elves had most likely ended up putting a private bathroom in his old abandoned room.

Toki turned his head to give Skwisgaar a rather funny looked when he asked if he'd ever stuck his fingers up his ass- unsurprisingly, Toki hadn't even been very adventurous in the realm of masturbation. He presumed Skwisgaar was right about this, although he kept picturing lube as some sort of machine oil. "No, I havent's gone stickings my fingers up there, didn'ts know that people was supposeds to do that. Yous gots the real nice dick, Skwisgaar, is lots bigger than fingers." He rocked back against it as if to punctuate his statement, adding, "And I don't have to go to the bathsroom now." He was starting to think that this whole sex thing was rather complicated and confusing, but, trusted Skwisgaar to guide him through it. He'd been good at this so far, so Toki nodded his agreement to the Swede. "I think we should tries it tonight, if you wants to? Maybe afters washing our hair." Skwisgaar's fingers in his hair reminded him of the horrible rainbow-puke that must still be crusted up in it, and their hair was rather important for the whole metal image.

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