http://best-guitarist.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] best-guitarist.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2009-10-01 08:39 am

[Closed RP: Skwisgaar, Toki, probably Shoggies later on -- and Nathan, too!]

((Directly follows the Potions class. Expect some NSFW content throughout and the general strangeness of two high Scandinavians.))

Skwisgaar led Toki back to their room with only a few incidents involving bumping into walls and nearly knocking disgruntled paintings off of them and several close calls with suits of armour -- all of which Skwisgaar found pretty humourous. They were thankfully spared the impossible task of having to navigate any moving staircases while high, as Hufflepuff's dorms were conveniently situated in the dungeons not too far from the Potions classroom.

The Swede had demonstrated admirable restraint on the way there, but barely a moment after closing and locking the door behind them he was pulling Toki closer by the front pockets of his pants. He slid his hands up underneath his bandmate's shirt to slowly caress his sides, without lingering over any of the scars there, as he didn't want Toki thinking about them again. He'd likely already dwelt too much on them and other unpleasant memories of his childhood during the class -- it was time to see if the effects of the salvia might be put to better use. "How ares you feeling?" Skwisgaar asked, their lips just brushing as he spoke, and afterward he indulged his desire to kiss Toki, which he'd had to suppress during the class for obvious reasons. The wait proved to be worth it.

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-10-18 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Toki was in thorough agreement about actual babies- the diaper-changing and rather higher level of responsibility needed didn't sit well with him at all. Children that could be stuffed in drawers when it was time for them to make themselves scarce were far, far better. "Shoggies ams way more metals than stupid babies. I wouldn'ts wants to change diapers. Shoggies haves the self-sufficiencies, and don'ts ever complains about much." Really, the Shoggies were much better children than Fatty Dingdongs had been, but, Toki wasn't about to insult his elder son by saying this, even if he wasn't there. Like Skwisgaar, Toki also thought that he was still alive. "I wonders what Fatty Dingdongs is doings now. I bets that he's King of the Waywards Kitties."

"And I dont's wants to date anyones. I like the nots-dating and fucking who I wants to." He tipped his head back and nuzzled against Skwisgaar as he said this, as, he was really quite content with the arrangement and hadn't had any specific desires to go screwing around with anyone else. "We shoulds tells the elf-things to makes this bathtubs bigger likes a hot tub too, because I bets they could. And I don'ts think my old bed was that smalls, was it?" It seemed to Toki that they probably could have managed to screw around in it, but, he also presumed Skwisgaar was right in that a bigger bed would be better for sex. "But yous right, it woulds be better if it was biggers."

He listened to Skwisgaar curiously- he didn't tend to be offended by Skwisgaar's condescending tone because the Swede knew far more than him about everything. Except perhaps building models and playing video games. He squirmed slightly as he felt Skwisgaar's finger pressing into the tightness of his anus- he wasn't sure what to make of it at first, but tried to relax. Which certainly helped- the sensation was still unusual, and accompanied by a slight touch of discomfort that wasn't exactly pain. But, as Skwisgaar's finger slid further and past the tight ring of muscle, the discomfort seemed to fade, and was replaced by a unique and rather pleasurable sensation. As this was so new to Toki, his body was still learning how to respond, but Skwisgaar's hand on his cock certainly had him associating it with the right feeling, helping him to relax further. He could tell it was one of those things that was likely to get better with time and experience, and replied, "It feels. . .weirds but not-bad, kinds of good. . . I don't thinks I'm allergics to it. I thinks it's like one of those things where it's kinds of funny the first time, but then the next time, is better, and then you starts to like it alot."

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Toki, remarkable parent that he was, had similar feelings about Fatty. He'd taken a bit more effort to deal with than their eyeball-throwup children, whose only obvious issue was their constant curiosity, occasionally about things they shouldn't be curious about. They listened extremely well, being a slave race, and designed to listen. But, he too had a weird genuine fondness for Fatty, and agreed with Skwisgaar's idea. "He did looks happy there with alls the kitties. We shoulds bring the Shoggies to meets him, they'd likes that lots. They'd likes the kitties too." Which they probably would, although not necessarily in the way that Toki was thinking- but, at least they wouldn't leave piles of kitty bones next to the gnawed-on bones of Fatty Dingdong. Shoggies didn't leave anything at all.

Skwisgaar's twinge of jealousy was quite misplaced indeed, as, Toki had no intention of dating some lady, especially since it might mean that he couldn't screw around with the Swede anymore. Things seemed so much more comfortable and natural with him than they would have with any of the groupies, and despite his ongoing lessons in the possibilities inherent to human sexual behavior, he hadn't been contemplating trying anything with any cute groupies. Skwisgaar kept him plenty occupied, and without any of the inconvenience of having a girlfriend. From Nathan's, he'd learned these were just difficult things who tried to keep you from doing fun things like presenting at the pornography awards. He hadn't yet thought to associate any sort of 'relationship' idea with Skwisgaar beyond friendship. They already had something, and whatever it was, it was good, and not complicated by being something specific.

Toki was a bit surprised by the compliment, considering how rare they were from Skwisgaar, and since he hadn't thought about the size of his own cock much. For his part, he thought Skwisgaar's was pretty damn nice as well, but the thought brought up an obvious concern. He was already acutely aware of the presence of Skwisgaar's finger in his ass, and, his cock was indeed far bigger than a finger. Skwisgaar sounded reassuring, but this was all new enough to Toki that he was a little nervous as he asked, "And yous sure it's goings to fit ins there? I don't wants it to hurt." The fingering was becoming more and more pleasant, and did seem to be helping him to relax, so he presumed he was just going to have to find out, and lest Skwisgaar get the wrong idea, he quickly added, "I still wants to find outs what its like, just seems kind of bigs to fit ins there."

He'd almost forgotten that they still needed to wash their hair, and nodded to Skwisgaar, replying, "I thinks so, doesn't takes long to wash hairs. Just needs to get all the nasty rainbows-puke outs of it." A token rinse was all he'd really need to feel cleansed of the hallucinatory substance. "But then, we cans go to the bed?"

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
The thought of something more with Skwisgaar just hadn't occurred to Toki yet, as, he was quite happy with things as they were. It was still a bit weird, since, he'd expected Skwisgaar to have gotten tired of him already and tossed him out of the bedroom- perhaps it was shared, but, it was still technically Skwisgaar's. But, Toki was happy this hadn't happened yet, as whatever was going on with Skwisgaar, he enjoyed it, and he had been enjoying the company as much as the sex. His main concern was that the Swede might grow bored with him, and swap him out for some dumb groupie that he decided was better in the sack, but thus far, this hadn't happened. Toki had no strange illusions about monogamy regarding Skwisgaar, as it was entirely alien to his character, but, he did find himself hoping that he was his favorite, and would stay that way. Not that he knew what this might have indicated regarding anything so un-metal as feelings.

He nodded slightly at Skwisgaar's reassurance that if they took their time, it wasn't going to hurt, letting out a little, slightly-disappointed sigh as Skwisgaar removed his hands from where he'd been enjoying them so very much. But, they were going to get back to things soon enough, and he leaned back as Skwisgaar's wet hands brushed over his chest. Toki gave him a rather funny look when he started groping his pecs and complemented him on his 'mantits', which he certainly had not thought of them as. He hoped this wasn't some indication that he was getting out of shape, and that the tabloids would soon be making fun of him like they had Nathan, but, he was pretty damn sure this wasn't the case, and Skwisgaar was just being Skwisgaar. "Just tries not to breaks anythings when we tries the ass fuckings. I need to be ables to takes a shit afterwards, and dont's wants to get stuck to one of them shit bags likes the old peoples. Don't think yous goings to breaks anythings, though, yous good at this stuff." Skwisgaar was proving as adept in bed as he was at playing his guitar, so Toki felt only slightly nervous- mainly because he thought he'd screw up somehow. He didn't expect the Swede to be the one making mistakes.

Toki watched Skwisgaar as he went over and started the shower- it took him a moment to get out of the bath and carefully make his way across the bathmats to the shower, as he got caught up in simply looking at him. Which was totally not gay, since everyone knew that Skwisgaar was amazingly attractive and so had to be looked at. He managed to make it to the shower without busting his skull open on the side of the bath, or any other gruesome accidents. Toki still hadn't figured out exactly which bottle did what in the shower, but he at least knew what the soap was for. Picking up some soap, he added his own contribution to the Swede's shower, which consisted of Toki lathering up portions of Skwisgaar's body, and then drawing little scribbles in foam until the water brushed it away. He was still rather high.

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Toki's model building time was weirdly important to him, and so as much as he loved it when it was time for fun-time-with-Skwisgaar, he did appreciate that now and again he was left to focus on gluing the little plastic parts together. Listening to Skwisgaar play while he built occasionally brought him a twinge of guilt for not practicing more himself, but he also found it a really nice background, and somehow the metronome helped him focus better. But, he always looked forward to getting back to the bed, where he'd definitely been learning alot and making up for his years of epic virginity, and had sometimes even been the one to stop what he was doing to try and initiate things with Skwisgaar. If anything, Toki was enjoying things even more now than he had at the beginning, partly because he was growing more comfortable with sexual activities. But, the fact that they were with Skwisgaar added something important to it, not that he was sure what this was. It was too difficult to think about, so he usually tried not to.

Toki wasn't sure why his concerns about potential ass breakage were funny even thought they were, but, Skwisgaar sounded pretty confident that he wasn't going to end up crapping via a bag, and that he'd end up feeling normal again. So, his worries were assuaged and he nodded his understanding while wondering exactly what it would end up feeling like. He had an usual level of trust for the Swede, and felt pretty sure that Skwisgaar would probably try to avoid making it at all unpleasant. He hadn't done anything so far that he didn't like. Toki continued to make little patterns in the lather, enjoying the feel of Skwisgaar's soapy skin beneath his fingertips, and wondering how long it took him to wash his hair. He only stopped once the Swede began washing his, which felt unusually nice.

He pointed out a bottle of shampoo-and-conditioner in one that was tucked away behind Skwisgaar's collection of stuff, which he'd always been a bit confused as to the purpose of. "That stuffs there, it does everythings in one bottle." He wasn't sure what was wrong with it, as it always had seemed to work well enough. Of course, Skwisgaar's hair did feel rather nicer than his own, but he'd presumed this was just because he really liked touching him. "Is too a moustache," he retorted, sounding a bit petulant, but not really upset or anything. "I has it because I likes it, and it's metal. Likes the vikings had." Despite the actual prevalence of viking facial hair, it was likely that fu manchus weren't very common, but, this failed to matter to Toki.

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
((Sorry about the slow response! Had a dead computer, then had to make up for work, then had to focus on the Elric/Nidhogg thing so that it didn't go happening way after Halloween and stuff. I'll be better now!))

Toki hadn't really realized just how much time they'd been spending playing around in bed lately, which was probably why the 'eyesball throw-up children' were so concerned about getting stuffed into drawers, which they were probably expressing to Nathan and Ofdensen right now. It wasn't that they didn't like the drawers, in fact they liked them very much. It just got boring sometimes, when they'd rather be squelching around doing their Shoggy things. Considering the house-elves had installed a bathroom at Ofdensen's request, they probably could have had a room for the Shoggies made, but the idea hadn't struck yet. And, Toki was convinced that the drawers were an excellent place for children. Since he was such a remarkable parent.

"What's wrongs with plain soaps?" asked Toki cluelessly, as Skwisgaar started rubbing some sort of smelly stuff into his hair, which actually felt really nice. "Soaps gets things clean, and works on hair too." Clearly, he also had a lot to learn about hair maintenence, but it wasn't like he had learned about the benefits of expensive salon products growing up in backwoods Norway. "Whens I was a kid, sometimes I hads to wash my hair with snow. Soap's lots better thans just snow. And you smell pretties good, but yeah, that woulds be kind of weird." Of course, now he was going to smell like Skwisgaar for at least a day, but hopefully no one in the bad would notice, and suspect that the Swede had been doing his hair. That would be seriously gay. Even worse than if Skwisgaar was smelling his hair while he was asleep.

"No they wouldn'ts, they all hads the moustaches. Otherwise, theys were crap Vikings. And we had more Vikings in Norways than in Sweden, and we hads better axes too." He was of course just making this up, but he made up a lot of things about Norway, and then believed it. "You's just jealous cause you knows that it wouldn'ts look so good on yous. You don'ts seem to minds my scratchy face so much in the beds." And he didn't seem to mind it much now either. Toki welcomed the kiss and returned it aggressively, slipping his arms around Skwisgaar's water-slicked body, which always felt so damn good against his. He let out a happy little sigh at the feel of Skwisgaar's fingers wrapping about his cock, and nodded, replying, "After we dries off, else we's gonna get the bed all wet."

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
((It's a new machine, so working brilliantly well. I feel so bad about feeling like I've been neglecting Skwis with my tagging rate lately =(. These two are always so much fun. And yes, we -must- do the Swedenapping! Toki can put on a suit of armor and borrow Vlad's rocket launcher to try and save him! XD

Toki didn't think he had gross dandruff and dry 'scarescrow' hairs, but, he still felt abashed by Skwisgaar's lesson about proper hair care. Since Skwisgaar was always right about almost everything, with a few exceptions like GMILFS. Toki just couldn't understand that, and didn't even try. He would be liable to actually try and pay more attention to his hair-care regiment in the future, most likely by 'borrowing' Skwisgaar's supplies. "Yeah, you gots much betters hair than I do, I'll tries to do better." Although he wouldn't admit it, he often found himself stroking Skwigaar's hair while he was asleep, and did think that Swede's was much better than his.

He ignored Skwisgaar's dismissal of his 'facts' about Vikings- he didn't expect Skwisgaar to believe him, and also didn't feel like arguing about it, nor did he feel like arguing over his moustache. It wasn't like it seemed to keep Skwisgaar from kissing him, and it wasn't like he complained about it any other time- if Skwisgaar didn't make fun of him on occasion, things just wouldn't feel proper. He was supposed to. Skwisgaar's suspicions that Toki thought he looked like a lady were of course entirely inaccurate. He was used to seeing Skwisgaar clean-shaven, and just couldn't picture him any other way. Incidentally, if Skwisgaar did decide to grow facial hair, the Shoggies would probably be confused as to his identity for a day due to the extra 'face tentacles'.

Toki caught the towel, and began drying himself off impatiently, trailing behind Skwisgaar toward the bed, and dripping quite a bit of water on the floor. He took a moment before actually getting into the bed to squeeze his hair out into the towel, but, was still slightly damp when he hopped into bed and squeezed up beside Skwisgaar, rolling onto his size and draping a leg over the Swede's so that he could rub his cock against the side of his thigh. He nuzzled languidly at Skwisgaar's neck while he traced over his chest, lingering over his nipples. "Is nice to not haves to put the childrens in their drawers. I hopes they're havings fun gettings babysat." He also hoped that they wouldn't arrive home too soon, and interrupt them in the middle of their bedroom fun time- Toki still wanted Skwisgaar to fuck him, and had only become more intent on it since their chat in the bath. Skwisgaar's open questioning of how Toki wanted to do it helped set his mind at further ease, as it was obvious that his enjoyment of it was also being taken into consideration. "I wants to be on the top!" he replied enthusiastically. He always had fun when he was pretending to be in charge of things, even if he was taking Skwisgaar's directions the entire time, and this active play of being in charge was actually helping him to learn what felt the best to him more quickly than he would have in a more passive role.

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
((I'm not getting bored with them at all, and, you give a ton to work with- I was just finding it hard to focus on longer tags the last couple weeks, due to the big project bogging me down. Which is happily over now. =D I like the extra exposition, personally, I find it draws me in really well. I tend to enjoy TL;DR. =D And yes, the deddy bear hat -must- be involved for the extra lulz! XD And Toki's now given Ofdensen far more than a nice, simple 'yes' haha. XD Edited for html fail.))

Unfortunately, a Shoggy could fit through anything they could squeeze an eye through, so locked doorways didn't always prove the best barrier. But, the Shoggies were still distracted, probably by having pizza and beer with Nathan, and wouldn't be coming home for a while. "Is goods that they likes the Shoggies, maybe they can babysits them again for us somestime."

Toki was still enjoying the lingering effects of the drugs as well, and rocked his hips rather lazily against Skwisgaar's thigh as his hand traveled down his stomach and further, reaching the Swede's cock. He began to idly stroke it as Skwisgaar played with his hair, still finding it a bit difficult to believe it would fit all that easily. He supposed that it would, since if cocks didn't fit in asses somehow, people couldn't have all the gay buttsex. Which somehow, Toki managed to tell himself this wasn't. Because it wasn't going to be gay buttsex, it was going to be totally metal gay buttsex, which was clearly different. Somehow. At least it made sense in Toki's mind.

The way Skwisgaar phrased it caused Toki to become even more excited about the idea- the thought of fucking himself with Skwisgaar's cock was seriously arousing. He watched Skwisgaar intently as he got out the lube, and as he did, the deddy bear-like prefect hat caught his eye, and Toki reached over to take it with his free hand, not wanting to let go of Skwisgaar's cock. "What's this?" He held it up, examining it curiously. "It's a bear hats? That's reallies cool!" At least, Toki thought it was. He one-handedly stuck it on his Skwisgaar's head, which of course looked ridiculous. Although, not quite as ridiculous as it would if Skwisgaar took it off and stuck it on Toki, what with the three pigtails. "It looks kinds of like my deddy bear!"

He let out a little moan as he felt Skwisgaar's slippery fingers sliding over his balls, and slipping down over the sensitive flesh before reaching his ass. It felt alot better this time than the last, with the assistance of the lube, and he lifted his leg a bit further, to let Skwisgaar's finger slide in as deeply as possible. It actually felt really nice now, and, as he returned Skwisgaar's kiss, he very slowly started to shift, so that he'd end up straddling Skwisgaar without dislodging his finger.

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-11-04 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
((Hahaha, yeah, that was a typo. XD And no, TL;DR never bores me. I love TL;DR, and will also continue to TL;DR you unless told to stop. =D The Toki and Ofdensen bit's been hilariously fun, I can only imagine how Skwis would have answered, hehe =D))

In Toki's case, things were slightly easier, simply because he didn't notice the emotional attachment. Mainly because it had already been there, and for quite some time. The current arrangement had merely added another dimension to what was already a strange fixation on the Swede, who he still felt his weird hero-worship for on top of the now-admitted friendship. The sex was a bonus, although one that he'd become very distraught about if taken away. He'd yet to confront a situation where possessiveness or jealousy would come into play, and wouldn't actually be likely to feel these things about Skwisgaar's meaningless one-night stands with random sluts. But if Skwisgaar by chance did end up with an actual girlfriend, it was likely that the Swede's occasional jealousy would pale in comparison to Toki's. As, Toki really didn't know what he'd do without Skwisgaar- even before they'd fallen into bed together, it was likely this hypothetical situation would have prompted some weird reactions on Toki's part due to his codependency.

Toki laughed as he slowly shifted position, reaching up to adjust the hat so that it sat more firmly on Skwisgaar's head. "It's not dildos, it's cool! I didn'ts know that you gots a hat for being the prefect." He thought the hat looked pretty damn cute on Skwisgaar, and waggled one of the little bear ears on it, extremely amused. The fading effects of the salvia were greatly helping him to relax, and he found himself eagerly pressing back against Skwisgaar's finger, wondering what another would feel like. But, he didn't have to ask, as, Skwisgaar seemed to know just what he wanted, and he let out a pleasured sigh as the Swede's other finger slipped in, telling him, "Ands I think you makes the good deddy bear. Yous a lot funners to sleeps with." He peered over at his deddy bear, which was turned away from sights that were not for stuffed toys to behold, and which was seated next to the knit bear that Skwisgaar had gotten him. "The hat reallies looks like him."

He eventually moved into a straddling position, taking great care not to dislodge Skwisgaar's hands, nor his own hand on Skwisgaar's cock. He leaned down into Skwisgaar's kiss, rocking gently back and forth against his fingers, and noticing how the unusual sensation just keep improving as he became more used to it. The whole while, he listened curiously to Skwisgaar. Being descended from legendary royalty was certainly nothing that Toki would flat-out deny, and he replied, "Oh yeahs, Harald Wartooths was my dad's greats-greats-greats-greats-greats-grandpas or somethings, but lots more greats thans that. At least, I think sos, since we gots the same name and alls." It seemed logical to him that they had to be related somehow if they shared a surname.

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks to Toki's deep-seated worries about Skwisgaar forgetting about him somehow, moping followed by batshit would be the only possible response! Because batshit Toki is hilarious.

"Yous lots better to sleeps with!" Toki insisted, one hand still on Skwisgaar's cock, the other playing with the ears on the deddy bear prefect hat, thoroughly amused. Incidentally, his deddy bear was always by the knit bear that Skwisgaar gave him, and, if one got knocked off the bed or moved while he was asleep, he always put them side by side again when he woke up. It had become part of his wake-up routine. A scandalized expression appeared on his face at Skwisgaar's question about fucking his bear, and he blurted out, "No, of course nots!" His bear wasn't even allowed to watch sexual activity, let alone partake in it. But the scandalous question didn't break his mood at all, nor his fascination with the feeling of Skwisgaar's fingers.

After a moment of slowly rocking against Skwisgaar's hand, getting more and more used to the second finger, he realized that Skwisgaar was looking at him kind of strangely. In his salvia-altered state, he responded by starting to stare back at Skwisgaar, rather than wondering just why he was staring at him. He ended up staring at and sort of through him, nearly unblinking, watching strange patterns that seemed to move on both the Swede's skin and the pillows. So the comment about his weird eyes took him unexpectedly, and he blinked, replying, "I likes your eyes too, ands the rest of you." Toki didn't take weird as an insult, as, the comment was really quite complimentary coming from Skwisgaar. He also realized after the fact just how not-metal his response must have sounded, but, didn't really care much. He did like Skwisgaar's body, a lot. And what Skwisgaar was doing to his.

He'd almost zoned out again as Skwisgaar kissed him, entirely distracted by sensations as the salvia amplified them. So, the unexpected one that occurred when Skwisgaar bent his fingers and suddenly was touching somewhere really good caused him to tense suddenly while letting out a loud whimper. He nodded seriously, and Skwisgaar's aims were definitely successful. "If that's what beings fucked feels like, I definitely wants. . .it. . ." he managed to reply, his words fading into a moan. It took him a bit to focus upon anything else at all, so his explanation about his potentially imaginary ancestor was delayed. "He was a king, of course he was greats. Because he did the pillagings and stuff, and that's metal. So he hads to be greats." Again, he was making things up, but, it sounded right. Vikings all pillaged, so presumably King Harald did too.

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
((Skwisgaar in Nidhogg's sorting is so hilariously adorable! XD And I'm so damn impatient for the new Metalocalypse ep airing tonight! Just have to wait 3 1/2 more hours. . .))

Toki wasn't sure why it so funny that he'd never fucked his stuffed bear, but, it didn't really matter. Skwisgaar found a lot of things funny that confused him- he of course couldn't realize just how funny his reaction was. That, and he was partially distracted by playing with Skwisgaar's hat. But, his attention was quickly starting to shift elsewhere as well, because what Skwisgaar's fingers were doing in his ass was becoming simply wonderful.

He colored slightly at Skwisgaar's question, sounding rather embarrassed as he confessed, "Because I likes lookings at yous. And all the funny patterns, they're kinds of nice too, but mostly, it's cause yous nice to looks at." Perhaps it hadn't been a pressing concern for Skwisgaar, but, Toki rarely realized when a question might not have necessitated an answer. He knew that this too wasn't a terribly metal statement, but didn't care much at the time- he was too busy enjoying himself, as evidenced by his sounds and responses, which included a slightly disappointed one when Skwisgaar's hand left his cock to dig around in the table for a condom. Luckily, Toki did know what one of these was. Of course, this was more due to public service announcements than personal experience. Likewise, Toki's mun is also highly entertained by the fact that it's these two who are bothering with the safety measures.

His disappointment fled quickly, as he realized that it must be time to try the actual fucking, and he listened and watched Skwisgaar attentively, nodding his understanding. The PSA's had of course not shown how to put a condom on, just that they magically prevented AIDS and pregnancy, so he assumed they prevented assbabies too, and thus, it was a smart precaution. Still, he wanted to make sure, and announced, "I'ds just better not gets knockeds-up with the assbaby. Thats would be dildos! We gots enough kids alreadies." Skwisgaar grabbing his cock again prompted another whimper of pleasure from Toki, and it took himself a moment to get adjusted in what he guessed would be a good position to take the Swede's cock.

He raised himself up slightly, balancing himself with one hand on Skwisgaar's chest, and with the other he took his now-slippery and latex-wrapped shaft in hand, which made it easier for him to aim it correctly. Very slowly, he started to press himself down upon it- although Skwisgaar's fingers had loosened him up a bit, it was still his first time trying to stick a cock in his ass. So, the first attempt was an utter failure, and Skwisgaar's cock just slid between his cheeks as he pressed down. Trying a second time, he did better, but definitely noticed that it was more challenging than taking a finger or two. He managed to slip the head inside, and found the sensation slightly painful, yet, it seemed to promise something better. And so, very slowly, he pressed harder, and after a few seconds, the head of his cock slipped through the tight ring of muscle at the entrance. The pain faded, to be replaced by astonishing pleasure as the Swede's shaft slipped deeper inside him, accompanied by a loud gasp which turned into a moan. It did actually feel really good- strange, but really good.

[identity profile] isnotabumblebee.livejournal.com 2009-11-10 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
((Practically crying stripper!Toki killed me. XD I can't help but picture Skwisgaar getting a number of free lapdances, while 'teaching' Toki how, heheh. Younger Murderface was weirdly cute, in a scruffy way XD. And now, I need to know the background of how Toki joined Dethklok!))

If it was any consolation for Skwisgaar, his confession of liking to look at Toki made him flush even deeper as well. But he was glad that Skwisgaar liked him looking at him, especially since his gaze lingered on Skwisgaar for a while. Partly, it was the drugs, but, it was also just for the sake of looking at Skwisgaar- and luckily, it was not at all like the dead fish look. It was quite a bit like 'staring longingly', and had he realized that was what he was doing, he might have actually started to feel embarrassed. Which fortunately avoided him having to think about the same uncomfortable things as Skwisgaar. There was definitely something changed, but he'd thus far done brilliantly at avoiding even thinking about it. There were a lot of other things to think about, like his remedial sex education.

Toki was pretty sure assbabies were seriously unlikely, but, the thought of it was horrible. He supposed that even if he did get knocked up by a statistically improbabe assbaby, there were probably ways of dealing with it, as Skwisgaar seemed to suggest. "I'm not signings no paternities waivers, cause I'm nots having no assbabies. And if I dos, we'll gives me the enemas abortion, because I especially don't wants a shit assbaby. But yeah, it woulds be goods at the guitars." Because how could their unholy offspring not be? Which guaranteed that it couldn't ever exist- it might be better than Skwisgaar. And somehow, the thought of anyone better than Skwisgaar, even himself, was upsetting. Skwisgaar's status as the world's fastest guitarist was obviously of immense importance to him, and thus, to Toki as well. It was this thought that made him briefly mull over the Uncomfortable Thought. The one about there being something or other changing with him him and Skwisgaar.

The most obvious change, namely Skwisgaar's cock entering his ass, was definitely enough to clear out the confusing thoughts. For a moment, he just held still, getting a bit more used to the feel of Skwisgaar inside him, occasionally working the muscles around his shaft as he began to relax further. He placed his other hand, slippery with lube from positioning Skwisgaar's cock, on his chest, and played with his nipples a bit, still not moving until he felt the motion of Skwisgaar's hips. The motion inside him felt extremely good, even if it was new and strange, and the encouragement had the right effect. He began with a slight shifting of his hips, murmuring, "It feels. . . reallies. . .reallies good." Far better than he'd expected, and after a few experimental shiftings, he raised himself slightly, lowering himself onto Skwisgaar again with a moan. Which, he figured, must have been correct, because it felt even better, and he began to slowly repeat the motion, eyes wide as he looked at Skwisgaar. "It feels good for yous, too?" he asked, hoping this would be the case- it looked like Skwisgaar was enjoying it too, but, he wanted to make sure, to know for certain he was doing it right.

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((I'd be so thrilled if there was a Dethklok movie, can only hope! But yeah, I'd think that Toki's arrival should be sort of separate, and thus tellable, since he wasn't in the original lineup. I'm very curious about who he replaced too, and why- I couldn't make out the signatures, although I tried. =(

And hahaha, yeah- The Baron's starting to really like Hogwarts. Fat old overlords from the future need loving too! I think he's starting to be convinced that his purpose there is to meet exotic young men, or at least what look like them, and to have sex with him. XD Sometimes two at a time! XD))


Skwisgaar did well enough at not smiling that he definitely made Toki wonder if the assbaby potential was a bit higher than he thought. They were at a screwy magic castle, although luckily he hadn't experienced Ofdensen trying to turn him into a lady yet. So, the worries weren't as bad as they could be. He raised an eyebrow, giving Skwisgaar an extremely funny look, which only got funnier as the Swede patted his stomach and claimed that he might look hot if he got fat. "You wants me to turns into Murderface? I didn'ts know that you thinks he's hot," teased Toki, quite sure that Skwisgaar didn't actually think that he was. No one that smelled like Murderface could be very hot, in Toki's opinion.

Toki was simply going by instinct, never having had a cock in his ass before, but Skwisgaar's sudden moan suggested that he was definitely doing something right. Especially since it felt really great for him, too. He still was very slow and cautious with all his motions when he did move, often pausing after he'd raised and lowered himself back onto Skwisgaar's cock a few times. As Skwisgaar arched up into him more sharply, it prompted a loud wail of surprise, entirely good, as his angle and Skwisgaar's seemed to combine wonderfully. He moaned as he felt Skwisgaar's fingers on his balls, and replied, "I thinks. . .I thinks we shoulds do this lots more oftens. Your cock feels reallies good when its intosides of me." He realized how gay that sounded afterward, but, at this point, he supposed it hardly mattered.

He squirmed a bit beneath Skwisgaar's attentions, but, he wasn't at all uncomfortable, just starting to feel a bit overwhelmed by all the sensations. He barely registered Skwisgaar's talk about fucking him, at first, but the words 'lets you fuck me too' got through the rush of stimulation, and of course, he did think about it then. At first, he looked shocked by the suggestion, but, he expected that it would feel amazingly good, since it definitely felt good to be fucked. But, he wasn't sure if it seemed entirely right. He loved the pretend-being-in-charge, but, he wasn't so sure he'd actually want to be in charge. Of course, if Skwisgaar was on top of him, and doing what he was doing now, he realized he'd definitely not want to kick him off. He nodded slowly, saying, "I'm thinkings about its now. . . I don't knows that I'd wants to fucks yous unless you wanteds me to, and tolds me to. . . then, then I think I mights likes to." He was pretty sure that as long as Skwisgaar was assertive about it, 'letting' Toki being key, he'd definitely be into it, and hoped that he hadn't given the wrong answer. The last thing he wanted right then was for Skwisgaar to get annoyed and put an end to their fun, and the slight worry gave his motions a distinct edge of longing. He really wanted Skwisgaar's cock exactly where it was- especially when he angled himself slightly, so that it moved against the really wonderful spot he'd noticed.