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[Closed RP: Skwisgaar, Toki, probably Shoggies later on -- and Nathan, too!]

((Directly follows the Potions class. Expect some NSFW content throughout and the general strangeness of two high Scandinavians.))

Skwisgaar led Toki back to their room with only a few incidents involving bumping into walls and nearly knocking disgruntled paintings off of them and several close calls with suits of armour -- all of which Skwisgaar found pretty humourous. They were thankfully spared the impossible task of having to navigate any moving staircases while high, as Hufflepuff's dorms were conveniently situated in the dungeons not too far from the Potions classroom.

The Swede had demonstrated admirable restraint on the way there, but barely a moment after closing and locking the door behind them he was pulling Toki closer by the front pockets of his pants. He slid his hands up underneath his bandmate's shirt to slowly caress his sides, without lingering over any of the scars there, as he didn't want Toki thinking about them again. He'd likely already dwelt too much on them and other unpleasant memories of his childhood during the class -- it was time to see if the effects of the salvia might be put to better use. "How ares you feeling?" Skwisgaar asked, their lips just brushing as he spoke, and afterward he indulged his desire to kiss Toki, which he'd had to suppress during the class for obvious reasons. The wait proved to be worth it.

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Since no one had identified Jasper to him in Potions Class, Toki ended up picturing Jasper as some sort of death-angel dripping in blood, so he'd be a bit surprised to eventually learn that Jasper didn't look like some sort of metal Lucifer. "Maybe we should asks him to be album arts, because cannibal vampires would make pretty good albums art. So woulds the Shoggies, and they'd probably likes to do it." It probably was a good thing that Skwisgaar didn't mention the gay sex part of his encounter with Jasper and the Baron. Not because Toki would have been especially disgusted- he'd been disgusted enough with Skwisgaar's taste in the past along with the rest of Dethklok, so he was used to it. And he wouldn't have been jealous exactly, as, he was still too confused about what was going on with him and Skwisgaar to manifest that. But, had he known that Skwisgaar was screwing around with guys other than him, that would be pretty gay. He'd been rationalizing away some of the weirdness of the situation by believing that since Skwisgaar wasn't gay, and neither was he, what they were doing could only be partly gay.

So of course, he wondered a little when Skwisgaar then went and started teasing him about Glorfindel. His brilliant stoned logic deduced that Skwisgaar must have thought that he was gayer than he thought he was- and Skwisgaar was usually right. Especially since he had to admit that inviting him over wasn't the worst idea he'd ever heard. In fact, it was kind of hot, because it would almost be like two Skwisgaars. He ended up looking a little confused, and rather scandalized, unsure how to reply, stammering, "That's probablies nots the good idea!" He sounded mostly embarrassed, which didn't lent him much believability.

He was grateful for the distraction that moving to the bathroom provided, and glad that Skwisgaar prompted them to move, since he'd have forgotten soon enough. Since the bathroom was only a few feet away, he didn't stumble too badly, and leaned against the wall as Skwisgaar turned on the bath. He was eager enough to get out of his clothes, which were probably had invisible rainbow-puke water all over them, and so made it as easy for the Swede as possible to take off his shirt, and he tugged at Skwisgaar's with similar intent. But, far more clumsily due to having much less experience with pulling off other people's clothes. "I mean other things likes the jacking each other offs, and the kissings, and the blowjobs. But probablies not blowjobs in the baths, since we gots to breathe." To Toki, kissing was still pretty high up on his sexual repertoire, so it ended up making the list. He fortunately didn't add anything about holding hands and looking longingly into Skwisgaar's eyes. There were a lot better things to do with him.

~~Clearly some Glorfindel/Skwisgaar crack where Toki and the Baron can both see it must happen now.~~

"Maybes haves de Shoggies eatings him, and him eatings de Shoggies," Skwisgaar suggested, thoughtfully. "Dats would be pretty brutals albums art. Don'ts thinks it would hurt de Shoggies either." Jasper's safety evidently wasn't an issue. Skwisgaar was still far too fascinated with groping Toki's muscles to cooperate with being stripped, which resulted in his shirt being bunched up around his shoulders and covering his head for several seconds before it even occurred to him that he couldn't see. He pulled it off with a confused expression and let it drop to the floor, then, remembering the bath, quickly wrestled with his remaining clothes to get them off as well.

Unsurprisingly, he wound up falling on his ass again, but that sort of worked out for the best. He got to his knees and had little difficulty undoing Toki's pants, and pushed them down as far as they'd go with his boots still on. Rather than do anything about the boots, he held Toki's hips and glanced up at him with a raised eyebrow as he leant in to nuzzle his lower stomach. It was a position he would never normally put himself in, as the implied submissiveness of kneeling just wasn't his thing, but he didn't particularly care at the moment. Toki's reaction to Glory-hole or whoever he was had entertained Skwisgaar too much for him to let the subject drop easily. "Could invites de elfy dude over, maybe makes a Toki-sandwich with him. Whats do you thinks of dat?" he asked with a smirk, then sucked Toki's cock into his mouth and slowly ran his tongue over it, curious about how it would feel in his mouth as it hardened. Why did Toki have to turn him into such a cock slut? It was embarrassing. Even worse, he was really starting to like it.

His talk of inviting Glorfindel over was of course just that -- talk. He had no intention of sharing Toki, at least not yet, and definitely not with another guy, as that was entirely too many dicks for a threesome. There would have to be about six or more women there to prevent it from being epically gay. And that was a nice thought... fucking a woman with Toki. It also raised a few interesting questions in his mind, which he decided to ask once his mouth wasn't quite so occupied with other things.

((Really, it must. And where Elrond can see it too, of course! XD))

"That sounds like the reallies brutal idea! We shoulds do that one. I bet the Shoggies would loves it!" Evidently, Toki didn't think much of Jasper's safety either, but, he'd never actually met him. Even if he had, it would have been questionable if he'd have cared, since Dethklok was perfectly content with their fans dying horribly. Toki was stoned enough that he didn't quite realize that Skwisgaar's shirt was stuck, since he'd become distracted by running his hands over the Swede's chest and stomach, fascinated with how ridiculously pretty it was. Slender and elegant, but not at all like a girl, and somehow all the prettier for that.

A momentary expression of alarm crossed his features as Skwisgaar managed to get the rest of his clothes off and fell on his ass, but thankfully he hadn't managed to bash his skull open on the bath or something. His worries were quickly brushed aside as Skwisgaar pulled down his pants, and his arousal grew swiftly as the Swede nuzzled at his stomach- he couldn't help but think that having Skwisgaar on his knees was one of the sexiest things he'd ever seen. He blushed furiously at Skwisgaar's "Toki-sandwich" inquiry, and what he thought of that was instantly evidenced by his stiffening cock, which completely denied his stammered and questioning half-protest. "I. . .I don'ts think we should do thats. . . do you?" Even if Toki's better sensibilities denied the idea, it was obvious he was physically all for it, and of course he required confirmation from Skwisgaar that it was the 'right' answer. Of course, if it ever did come to that situation, it was likely Toki would just freak out, still being something of an epic virgin aside from his experiences with Skwisgaar. A woman added to the mix wouldn't have freaked him out any less, for the same reason. Actual sex was never what he thought of doing with the ladies.

Toki reached down to grab onto Skwisgaar, ending up with one hand on his shoulder, and the other in his Shoggy-tangled hair. He was growing concerned that he too was about to fall on his ass since the floor was still all wavy, and it was becoming rather difficult to focus on standing up. The combination of seeing Skwisgaar there on his knees, and the sensation of his tongue moving over his cock were somewhat overwhelming. Especially with the lingering thought of the possibilities inherent in two Skwisgaars. Luckily, there wasn't much of anywhere for Toki to fall, since the wall was keeping him upright and the Swede had a decent grip on his hips.

((Glorfindel-mun says "yes plz". XD))

It was easier not to care about Jasper when away from him -- it was only when Skwisgaar was hanging out with him that he felt inexplicably charmed by the vampire, and relaxed, in an odd way he couldn't describe. Not like attraction, but something else altogether. He wondered if it was just him, or if Toki might be similarly affected when and if they ever met. Maybe they could all meet up to discuss the album art idea sometime...

Without bothering to pull away from Toki's cock, he hummed his response to the question; it sounded like a cross between amusement and indifference. He didn't know what aspect Toki was enjoying most -- the physical attention, the suggestion for an Elf threesome, or the effects of the salvia -- and it didn't matter much, since he was obviously enjoying something, and that was all Skwisgaar cared about. Gripping Toki's hips tighter, he slowly moved his head to let Toki's cock glide against his tongue, his cheeks hollowed as he sucked on it for a few more minutes. Since there wasn't much to see that close up, he closed his eyes. Giving a blowjob while kneeling naked on a cold tile floor definitely should not have made him as hard as it did, and all without even touching himself. Ugh. Toki really was turning him gay.

But at the moment, that didn't seem so bad.

He leant back until just the head of Toki's cock was between his lips and looked up at him again, then let go of both his cock, and his hips. He had excellent timing, as the bath was getting close to overflowing by then. Turning off the faucet, he climbed into the bath and drew his knees up so there was room enough in front of and behind him for Toki, whichever he'd choose. "What ares yous waiting for?" he said impatiently, as though he hadn't been the one holding things up. "Get naked alreadies and comes here." He was smirking as he asked, "So whats so special abouts de elfy guy? Yous didn't wants to gives blowjobs to anyones else in Dethklok, so it can't just bes because he's a guy... or is dats why?"

((Sorry about my slow response, I've sucked at tagging the last couple days. Edited to clarify crappy wording and html fail.))

If ever Toki and Skwisgaar did meet up with Jasper to discuss if he'd mind being eaten by Shoggies for album art, there was little doubt that Toki would be easily influenced by the vampire. Since he was easily influenced most of the time. Which would probably end up leading to some really bizarre situations in the future, what with discussions of Elf threesomes, which was undoubtedly one of the more perverted things he'd ever thought about.

Toki wasn't sure about Skwisgaar's somewhat amused sounding response to his question. Which was likely the best answer he could have given, as he apparently hadn't said the wrong thing, but, he also didn't have to start freaking out over immanent Elf threesomes. Since in Toki's opinion, if Skwisgaar wanted to fuck someone, he'd manage. As who wouldn't want to fuck the fastest guitarist in the world? Toki obviously did, although more specifically, he was starting to become extremely curious about what it would be like to be fucked by him. But, at the moment he was content to enjoy the the blowjob, and had mostly forgotten about the bath idea as he looked down at Skwisgaar, watching until he drew away, and as he climbed into the bathtub Toki's eyes were drawn directly to the Swede's erection.

He almost stumbled slightly as he tried to follow Skwisgaar, having forgotten about his pants and boots. He managed to catch himself by grabbing onto a nearby towel rack, and then sat down on the floor to remove his boots, trying to hurry since Skwisgaar obviously thought he was taking too long. Which wasn't too easy under the effects of salvia, but he clumsily managed it as he replied to Skwisgaar's question, the answer of which seemed pretty obvious to him. "It's not because he's a guy, he's a guy what looks like yous. . ." Toki trailed off as he realized how gay this sounded anyway, and after pulling off his pants and tossing them into a corner he got into the bath gracelessly. He chose the spot in front of but facing away from Skiwsgaar, and tried to squeeze himself between his legs with the intent of scooting up against his lap.

((It's okay. Good tags are worth waiting for. :D I don't know if Toki's preference for Skwis-clone!groupies is necessarily canon or if it was just for one episode, so I can rewrite this if you don't think Toki would have that preference.))

Skwisgaar hadn't missed Toki's blatant staring, and he coloured slightly, embarrassed -- and immediately felt disconcerted on top of it, since he'd so rarely ever felt embarrassed about anything he did, especially when it came to sex. Thankfully Toki didn't tease him about his obvious enjoyment of giving him head, and so he was able to relax about it instead of having one of his irrationally defensive fits.

He offered no resistance to his legs being pushed apart, since he certainly wasn't going to complain if Toki wanted to be pressed up against his erection. He shifted to recline a bit, sloshing water over the rim of the tub and pulling Toki with him, and once they were settled he let his hands wander over Toki's body.

"You do seems to haves... special tastes... with de groupies," Skwisgaar said lightly, and he wasn't sure whether Toki was even aware of it himself. He hadn't been, at least not at first. It took the other guys joking about it behind Toki's back before he'd thought to pay attention, and since then it had been hard not to notice the kind of women that Toki seemed to prefer. Some had practically looked like they could be Skwisgaar's sisters. "Whats do you likes to do with dems, anysway? Do you ever stick you-know-what intosides of dem?" he asked as he slid one hand down and loosely wrapped his fingers around Toki's cock, helpfully showing what he meant by 'you-know-what'. Because he already suspected he knew the truth, he went on: "Haves you ever wanteds to?"

((I do think Toki would have that preference, as, I think his preference is really Skwisgaar, so fine by me. XD))

Toki wasn't about to make fun of Skwisgaar obviously liking to suck his cock- he enjoyed it just as much, and that was nearly as gay. Watching him just added to the experience, as it increased the pleasure to know that it wasn't one-sided. And besides, Skwisgaar was so pretty on his knees. Or in just about any other position. He wasn't sure why the Swede flushed, but, he hoped he hadn't screwed up somehow. But, he wasn't about to point it out.

He slid back between Skwisgaar's legs, and indeed did push up against his cock, feeling a little bit embarrassed himself that he liked the feel of it pressed against his backside so much. He sunk comfortably into Skwisgaar, who felt extremely good, and the hot water of the bath did too. He watched interesting little patterns forming in the reflections on the agitated surface, manifest by the drugs still working in his brain, while enjoying the feel of the Swede's hands upon his skin.

Clueless as ever, Toki wasn't sure just what Skwisgaar meant by him having 'special tastes' in groupies. He had mull the question over, since, unless the rest of the band brought the subject up, it wasn't one that he usually even thought about. There were models to be built and video games to be played. He decided he'd have to ask Ofdensen about getting him some video games, since that was the one thing that his shared bedroom seemed to be missing. Not that he'd noticed the lack of them much before now, since he and Skwisgaar were managing to entertain themselves quite effectively. He went over a few more memorable-than-average groupies in his mind- not memorable in that he actually had sex with them, of course- but, memorable because they were pretty. Pretty like Skwisgaar, tall and thin with long blonde hair. . .

He flushed as he realized what Skwisgaar might have meant by 'special tastes', and flushed even deeper as Skwisgaar asked him about sticking 'you-know-what intosides of dem'. The answer of course was no, since Toki was an epic version- at best, there was hugging and kissing, combined with the holding hands and looking longingly into their eyes ~~which has consistently been killing Toki's mun, because it's hilarious~~. His embarassed response started as a little whimper of pleasure, as Skwisgaar's hand around his cock felt extremely good, but became intelligible words. "I. . . likes to talks to them, and to hugs and kiss them. . . and um. . .noes. I havent's done that with thems. . . " He felt even more embarrassed admitting this, but he was still pretty high, so found he didn't care that much about being embarrassed, so added with stammering honesty, "I. . .haven't really thoughts about wantings to." He supposed that now that Skwisgaar mentioned it, it wasn't a bad idea, but, it wasn't girls he was thinking about sticking his you-know-what into- it was of course the Swede himself who came to mind. And maybe briefly, Glorfindel- but, he looked so much like Skwisgaar it was practically the same thing.

((The creators certainly seem to imply that a lot, even though no one comments on it in canon (yet). XD Glorfindel appears courtesy of his mun.))

Elsewhere in Hogwarts, Glorfindel suddenly sneezed.

"But dats alls deys good for," Skwisgaar said, though he didn't sound particularly surprised by anything Toki had admitted. "De sex and de paintings backstage. Dey never says anything interestings. Not real greats kissers, either. Usually too sloppies." Which could be nice in the right situation, but in general he didn't really appreciate anyone literally drooling over him -- unless they took their false teeth out first. Then it was hot. "Yous really hads a too-small bed in Mordhaus, only goods for one person to sleeps in. And alls those creepy starings pictures of yours parents on de walls. No wonder de groupies never wanteds to do anything buts holds your hands." Never mind that that was obviously all Toki had wanted. It was still a strange concept to Skwisgaar. Nathan's cast-offs (http://best-guitarist.livejournal.com/1038.html#cutid2) were fun to make friends with, but common groupies?

He tightened his fingers around Toki's cock and began lazily stroking it, and nuzzled one of his pigtails as he murmured, "You shoulds have comes to my room more, and not just whens you were sad abouts your dildos dad." Either they could have been messing around with each other all this time, or he could have shown Toki how to really have fun with groupies. Preferably both. Skwisgaar didn't sleep with the elderly and morbidly obese exclusively, after all -- he did occasionally deign to fuck conventionally attractive women, too, and not just for pretend in music videos.

"We even coulds have you-know-whatted yours pretty blonde groupies together." He moved his hips slightly, enough to rub his cock against Toki, and kissed the side of his neck. If Toki had been nothing but a groupie himself just then or someone Skwisgaar had picked up, there was little doubt that Skwisgaar would have already been fucking him by that point. Everything was just... different, when it came to Toki, and not simply because he was a guy and Skwisgaar's bandmate. "Unless you wouldn'ts have wanted to with dem... Maybes you woulds have wanted to fuck me," he teased, nipping Toki's earlobe. He was no mind reader, but it wasn't hard to guess the direction Toki's thoughts might follow, considering the topic of their conversation. "Or maybes you woulds've wanteds to be fucked?"

And then elsewhere in Hogwarts, Elrond gave Glorfindel his handkerchief and made him a cup of tea.

It was extremely good that Toki was not a mindreader, and thus didn't have to experience the mental image of Skwisgaar getting drooled on by a bed full of toothless old ladies. He nodded his agreement to Skwisgaar's opinion on groupie-kissing, as, none of them were as fun to kiss as he was. "Yous much betters at the kissing, Skwisgaar. And I didnt's take the groupies to my room, because why woulds I want them hangings around there while I builds the models and stuff? They aren'ts any good at helpings with it." Clear proof that Toki was was seriously inexperienced.

He too wondered why he'd rarely gone to Skwisgaar's room in the past, aside from when he was feeling especially dejected, and tilted his head back to look up at the Swede as he replied, "I didn'ts know that you'd wants me to. But yous right, I should haves." He'd never considered in the past, since Skwisgaar was usually busy practicing, or getting it on with groupies, and, most of those groupies were not ones that Toki would have wanted to kiss and hold hands with. True, sometimes they were good-looking, but, not most of the time, and even when they were, they were still groupies and thus fans. Which meant they should all die, because fans were annoying.

His eyes widened at Skwisgaar's suggestion, which he found a bit shocking, since he knew that 'you-know-whatted' from him didn't mean the childishly innocent activities that Toki generally focused on. Somehow, the idea of threesomes was much more scandalous when the extra person didn't look almost exactly like Skwisgaar. He let out a quiet little purring sound at the kisses along his neck, and pushed into the Swede's cock, a bit too embarrassed by the suggestion to actually reply since he wasn't sure what the right answer was. Since, in such a situation, it wouldn't have been the groupie that he'd be thinking about fucking. Or more accurately, being fucked by- and then Skwisgaar basically voiced his own thoughts for him. He flushed and stammered slightly in his response, "I. . . I thinks yous right like usual, Skwisgaar. . . I do kind of wants to know what it woulds feel like for yous to fuck me." 'Kind of' meant 'really badly', but he wasn't 100% sure that he was thinking of the same thing that Skwisgaar was. Surprisingly enough, he actually was.

The compliment took Skwisgaar completely by surprise, as he hadn't even been fishing for one, and he felt rather pleased with himself. Too pleased to even berate Toki for being an idiot. He would have suggested Toki have groupies suck him off while building his models, if he didn't think Toki would end up with more than just his forehead inadvertently glued to the wall because of it -- Skwisgaar had good reason now to not want certain parts of the Norwegian's anatomy damaged. That thought combined with Toki's naive, virginal nature suddenly gave him something even more horrible to be concerned about.

"Um. Just to bes sure. You knows where de babies comes from, don'ts you?" he asked, sounding almost comically worried. He thought it'd be just like Toki to forget about the paternity waivers, too, and end up stuck with a kid and its groupie mother suing Dethklok for everything they had (his own preference for GMILFs certainly had its advantages there). Skwisgaar had apparently forgotten how unlikely it was for his bandmate to be sleeping with women in the first place.

"Woulds have been nice for yous to visit and not just stares at me likes a fish," Skwisgaar admitted as he reached for a bar of soap. "I thinks dats whats friends do. We coulds have hungs out. And dones stuff." Or each other was heavily implied. Of the rest of the band, only Nathan had ever really stopped by his room for longer than a few minutes, for purposes related to songwriting -- but on a few occasions he was pretty sure Nathan had just been depressed about something. Skwisgaar had of course been as 'sympathetic' then as he'd been with Toki doing the dead staring fish act after finding out about his father's terminal cancer.

The bath hadn't just been an excuse to feel each other up, and so he lathered Toki's chest and shoulders and neck, as those were the only parts of his body above water and within easy reach. His eyebrows had gone up when Toki agreed that he might like to be fucked, but he offered no other response for a while except to continue touching Toki's cock while lightly massaging his soap-slicked skin. It was hard not to imagine how easily they could fuck if Toki just raised himself up a little... Skwisgaar didn't hold any silly romantic notions about 'first times', but suspected Toki just might, and figured a bath maybe wasn't the best place for something like that with Toki as inexperienced as he was, anyway. Plus, all the lube and condoms were in the other room, since they hadn't needed either in the bathroom before. Maybe that would be changing now? "You reallies want to -- sometime?" he finally asked, lips brushing Toki's neck as he spoke. "Or ams you just not thinkings right because you're high?"

Although Skwisgaar was probably correct in his concern that Toki getting sucked off while building models would be likely to result in parts of his anatomy uncomfortably clued, he at least was aware of the mechanics of human reproduction. In a purely technical way, thanks to public service announcements. "Of course I knows whats babies comes from, Skwisgaar! Is from the sex with the girls if you forgets the condoms. There's the ads abouts it and stuffs. That's how you gets the AIDS and then dies too." Not that thinking about this prompted any thoughts regarding protection and Skwisgaar- Toki was pretty damn sure he didn't have AIDS, and, if Skwisgaar had it, he'd probably caught it already just from hanging around him back at Mordhaus.

Toki had at least been seeking some sort of friendly companionship when he'd come to Skwisgaar's room, staring silently like a dead fish, but, as he hadn't communicated at all, Skwisgaar couldn't have been blamed for his questionable attempt at being 'sympathetic'. "I didn'ts know that yous wanted me to visit, or I probably would haves. If we ever gets to go back home, we should visits each others more and do stuff." It was easy enough for him to figure out Skwisgaar's implied idea of stuff was, especially since he was extremely aware of Skwisgaar's cock pressed up against his ass. He wished that they'd figured out this diversion earlier- not only did it make life more enjoyable in general, it would have been a far better distraction from bad things than staring vacantly and saying nothing while Skwisgaar played ventriloquist with him.

The Swede's soapy hands felt delightful as they slid over his skin, his senses heightened by the combination of drugs and arousal. A smile lingered on his lips as he closed his eyes, relaxing and just luxuriating in the experience, while letting out the occasional moan or whimper as he indulged in further pondering of what it might feel like to have Skwisgaar's cock in his ass. He supposed it was a painfully gay thing to be curious about, but still, he was, especially since it was difficult to conjecture anything done to his body by Skwisgaar as unpleasant- thus far, it had all felt pretty damn remarkable.

Dry fucking in the bath definitely wouldn't have been the best first experience for Toki, and he was content at the moment to enjoy the handjob. He swiveled his hips a bit to rub against Skwisgaar better, opening his eyes again at the question. Considering a moment, he nodded, admitting, "I do reallies want to tries sometime, is nots just because I'm high. I've thought abouts it when I've not beens high too. I don't know about in the baths though. . .might be kinds of awkward, so maybe we should try it in the bed first?" He wasn't sure about this due to complete inexperience, but, he figured that a bit more room to move might be helpful. And lube definitely would be- not that Toki was entirely clear on this little detail, as evidenced by his next question. "And, um. . . will it actually slides in there alright, or do we needs to use the vaselines or somethings?"

(("That's how you gets the AIDS and then dies too." *amused* There needs to be Dethklok PSAs... Sorry this got so TL;DR with the exposition crap.))

If anyone in Dethklok were likely to have anything as horrible as AIDS, it probably would be Skwisgaar, sadly, due to the sheer number of people he'd fucked. Sweden's comprehensive, religion-free sex education programs had thankfully and drastically lessened that likelihood, however, and he'd (almost) always done whatever he could to ensure he wouldn't get disgusting sores or anything like that anywhere either. Hogwarts did lack Klokateers doing extensive STD-screening of their potential partners, but unless he'd somehow caught a wizarding or space disease already, Toki hopefully wasn't taking his life in his hands by sleeping with him.

"Don'ts bes so sensitives," Skwisgaar said archly, his worry immediately reduced to amused relief. "I's was just makings sure yous never ends up with some dildos kid withs a slut mother. Dats would ruin de band. And yours life," he added, punctuating that with a tight squeeze to the head of Toki's cock, then resumed stroking it as he thought about something. "Unless yous ever wants another kid likes Fatty... Probablies shouldn't haves one with de groupies, though." He could almost imagine Toki opting to do something unmetal like fall in love with some woman (probably a very tall, thin blonde) and get married and have a litter of brats. Almost. He was just so weird and old-fashioned about women sometimes. Nathan probably would too, come to think of it. Skwisgaar definitely wouldn't -- he'd hopefully be dead before anything that horrible even crossed his mind. Adopting the Shoggies didn't count, since they weren't even human and marriage wasn't involved.

"When Mordhaus ams gets rebuilt, you should requests de biggers bed," he murmured as he arched his back at the same time Toki moved his hips. Leaning into each other as they were meant the slightest movement felt incredible to Skwisgaar, with his cock pressed so firmly against Toki that only fucking could have gotten it any closer. He definitely wasn't going to complain about any gayness. Anal sex didn't even seem all that 'worse' compared to what they'd already done -- and might even be something they'd enjoy equally, if he could find just the right angle. He'd devoted far more time to finding the mythical G-spot than to locating anyone's prostate but his own, so it would take a bit of practise. Not that he'd complain about that either.

It was almost a shame to talk while Toki was making all those little sounds he so enjoyed hearing. "Yous ever used your fingers? Anything mores than one finger probablies won't feel real greats withsout lube. My dick ams a bit more than one fingers big, don'ts you think?" he asked, amusement colouring his tone. "Never use soaps or shampoos for lube, either, unless you likes de burning. And if you has to goes to de bathsrooms, dos it before gettings fucked in de ass. Fors obvious reasons." He thought they were pretty obvious, anyway, but would explain if Toki didn't catch on. Good sex was always bound to be messy. "It's ams possible to fuck almost anywheres, but ja, de bed is good. You wants to tonight?" he asked hopefully, reaching a hand up to comb through Toki's hair with his fingers. It didn't feel crusty, but he was sure there must still be Krambjörnarna puke in it.

((Haha, I'd so love to see Dethklok PSA's XD))

Toki was obviously a lot more clueless than Skwisgaar about STD safety, since he figured that he could probably catch AIDS from something like holding hands. Since to him, this fell under "sexual activity". Despite this confusion, he was still the least likely member of Dethklok to be harboring any diseases that required sex to contract. Since he'd have to have had sex previously, and really hadn't done much of anything at all before his arrival at Hogwarts.

"Yeah, I don'ts wants no dildos kids with sluts moms. We already has some kids, and I don't wants them to be sad because they get yelled ats by some angry lady like Nathan's ex-girlsfriend what ended up in the coma." Toki counted the Shoggies as actual 'children', even if he did treat them more like pets. "I'm not goings to go and have any stupid babies with some groupies. We has responsibilities to the Shoggies to be the good parents." If Toki had been more sexually-inclined in general, Skwisgaar's concerns about him falling in love- or at least thinking he had- with some tall, thin blonde and getting married might have been legitimate ones, since he could indeed be ridiculously old-fashioned. But as he rarely even thought about screwing them, it wasn't too likely. Nathan, who'd actually gone and dated girls despite it being totally not-metal unless the misery he insisted was involved counted, was the more likely one to end up with a litter of kids.

Toki felt a little sad at the thought that his bed and everything else in his room had been burned up with the rest of Mordhaus. But, at least he still had his deddy bear somehow, which would have proven the most upsetting loss as it served as something like a security blanket. The stiffness pressing against his backside kept him from dwelling on such unpleasant matters though, and he murmured, "Yous right, I shoulds probably get a biggers bed. And maybe shoulds get a private bathroom whats stuck to it like this one, but with the biggers bathstub." Not that it was at all unpleasant to be crammed into a bath with Skwisgaar, but, if they had more room to move, they could probably come up with more to do in it. It wasn't as if Ofdensen had realized that Toki was sharing the room, and, the house-elves had most likely ended up putting a private bathroom in his old abandoned room.

Toki turned his head to give Skwisgaar a rather funny looked when he asked if he'd ever stuck his fingers up his ass- unsurprisingly, Toki hadn't even been very adventurous in the realm of masturbation. He presumed Skwisgaar was right about this, although he kept picturing lube as some sort of machine oil. "No, I havent's gone stickings my fingers up there, didn'ts know that people was supposeds to do that. Yous gots the real nice dick, Skwisgaar, is lots bigger than fingers." He rocked back against it as if to punctuate his statement, adding, "And I don't have to go to the bathsroom now." He was starting to think that this whole sex thing was rather complicated and confusing, but, trusted Skwisgaar to guide him through it. He'd been good at this so far, so Toki nodded his agreement to the Swede. "I think we should tries it tonight, if you wants to? Maybe afters washing our hair." Skwisgaar's fingers in his hair reminded him of the horrible rainbow-puke that must still be crusted up in it, and their hair was rather important for the whole metal image.

"Ja, wes already gots de Shoggies and Fatty Dingdongs. Adoptions ams better anyway. No diapers dats needs changings or horribles cryings all night." ~~Excluding Skwisgaar's own occasional sobbing in private.~~ Skwisgaar couldn't help chuckling to himself at the thought of Toki struggling to figure out diapers, though. Not that he'd do any better, but he would also never willingly put himself in a situation that would require that particular skill. "Pfft, celebrities girlsfriends. If yous ever has to be an unmetals dildo likes Nathans, just don'ts dates anyone famous. Even better not to dates at all and just fucks whoever you wants to, if yous asks me." Like Toki pointed out before, Skwisgaar obviously just wasn't capable of having any 'special relationships'. But that still made him feel slightly bitter for some reason, so he usually tried not to think about it anymore.

He was looking forward to getting a private bathroom added on to his rebuilt Mordhaus bedroom too, and wondered why he hadn't demanded one before. It would have been extremely convenient in about a hundred different ways, as his shared living arrangements at Hogwarts was proving. "A bathstub big likes a hot tub would bes nice... And de biggers bed to make fuckings in it more betters. Ones of us probably woulds have ended up on de floors if wes tried in your old bed." He was, of course, already planning on inviting himself into Toki's bedroom whenever Mordhaus was rebuilt, assuming they'd still be sleeping with each other at that point. Short of one of them quitting the band, Skwisgaar saw no reason to stop what they were doing anytime soon.

"People ain't supposed to dos nothing unless dey likes it. Sex ams a lots likes food, little Toki," he explained, adopting the condescending tone he used when 'educating' Toki about something. "Yous might likes some, might finds a favourite kind and wants it all de times, might hates some, and mights bes allergic to some and throws up everywhere because it ams just dat bad." As he was talking, he lowered his hand from Toki's hair and shifted back, giving himself just enough room to reach between their bodies. He followed the line of Toki's spine with his fingers, continuing down into the cleft of his ass. The hand stroking Toki's cock slowed, so as not to distract him completely from the sensation of having a callused finger pressing inside him. Though the angle wasn't the best, it would at least give him a clear idea of what it was like to be penetrated. "Hows does it feel to you?" Skwisgaar asked, leaning his chin against Toki's shoulder as he withdrew his finger slightly, then slid it in a little deeper, slowly finger-fucking him. "Think yous allergics to it, or mights want more?"

Toki was in thorough agreement about actual babies- the diaper-changing and rather higher level of responsibility needed didn't sit well with him at all. Children that could be stuffed in drawers when it was time for them to make themselves scarce were far, far better. "Shoggies ams way more metals than stupid babies. I wouldn'ts wants to change diapers. Shoggies haves the self-sufficiencies, and don'ts ever complains about much." Really, the Shoggies were much better children than Fatty Dingdongs had been, but, Toki wasn't about to insult his elder son by saying this, even if he wasn't there. Like Skwisgaar, Toki also thought that he was still alive. "I wonders what Fatty Dingdongs is doings now. I bets that he's King of the Waywards Kitties."

"And I dont's wants to date anyones. I like the nots-dating and fucking who I wants to." He tipped his head back and nuzzled against Skwisgaar as he said this, as, he was really quite content with the arrangement and hadn't had any specific desires to go screwing around with anyone else. "We shoulds tells the elf-things to makes this bathtubs bigger likes a hot tub too, because I bets they could. And I don'ts think my old bed was that smalls, was it?" It seemed to Toki that they probably could have managed to screw around in it, but, he also presumed Skwisgaar was right in that a bigger bed would be better for sex. "But yous right, it woulds be better if it was biggers."

He listened to Skwisgaar curiously- he didn't tend to be offended by Skwisgaar's condescending tone because the Swede knew far more than him about everything. Except perhaps building models and playing video games. He squirmed slightly as he felt Skwisgaar's finger pressing into the tightness of his anus- he wasn't sure what to make of it at first, but tried to relax. Which certainly helped- the sensation was still unusual, and accompanied by a slight touch of discomfort that wasn't exactly pain. But, as Skwisgaar's finger slid further and past the tight ring of muscle, the discomfort seemed to fade, and was replaced by a unique and rather pleasurable sensation. As this was so new to Toki, his body was still learning how to respond, but Skwisgaar's hand on his cock certainly had him associating it with the right feeling, helping him to relax further. He could tell it was one of those things that was likely to get better with time and experience, and replied, "It feels. . .weirds but not-bad, kinds of good. . . I don't thinks I'm allergics to it. I thinks it's like one of those things where it's kinds of funny the first time, but then the next time, is better, and then you starts to like it alot."

Skwisgaar had thought Fatty was an irritating inconvenience a lot of the time, despite also being genuinely fond of him in some weird way, but wouldn't insult him either even though he was liking the Shoggies a lot more than Fatty, too. ~~Toki and Skwisgaar are truly remarkable parents.~~ "Rulings de kitty kingdom, probablies," he agreed. "He lookeds reals happy when we lefts him dere with his own island of kitties, didn'ts he? Wes should checks on him and lets him meets his Shoggies brothers and sisters one day," he suggested blithely, actually looking forward to doing so. They wouldn't have to bring Fatty back with them or anything, so it would be a fun little vacation. ~~Until they discovered his gnawed on bones.~~

As Toki nuzzled him, he tilted his head and caught him in a kiss, pleased with Toki's answer despite his earlier twinge of -- what could only be misplaced jealousy, he assumed. Dating some woman would most likely mean an end to what they were doing, but as long as they were both single, the arrangement could continue indefinitely without any hassle, or so he believed. The thoughts of Toki dating and their arrangement briefly converged, giving Skwisgaar a quite peculiar idea that he wasn't sure he liked... and wasn't sure he disliked. He was so distracted by it that he missed part of what Toki was saying to him. "Ja... biggers bed ams always better," he said absently, then gave Toki's cock a squeeze. "Lots of things am betters if deys big, actually," he said, a smirk in his voice. Skwisgaar was much freer with compliments about Toki's body than he'd ever been about his playing.

He was admittedly pretty surprised by how well Toki was taking being fingered for the first time, and when he even guessed correctly about it being something that would eventually get much better. At least, that was how it seemed to be when Skwisgaar did it to himself -- other people getting overfriendly with his ass was probably still too strongly associated with unpleasantness for him to be able to enjoy it like Toki hopefully would. "I'll makes it good for you," he said, without his usual arrogance; he was only trying to sound reassuring. "And it shouldn'ts ever hurts, unless you wants it to," he added, feeling that was rather important to keep in mind. He continued stroking Toki's cock almost sedately while fingering him, since the purpose wasn't to get off, but to just enjoy how it felt. He was kind of regretting not keeping any lube in the bathroom now, but it was also good motivation to finish getting clean and move to the bed. "Can you stands up in de showers longs enough to wash your hair?" he asked, but made no move to get up or stop what he was doing yet. "Betters than doing it in de dirty baths water."

Toki, remarkable parent that he was, had similar feelings about Fatty. He'd taken a bit more effort to deal with than their eyeball-throwup children, whose only obvious issue was their constant curiosity, occasionally about things they shouldn't be curious about. They listened extremely well, being a slave race, and designed to listen. But, he too had a weird genuine fondness for Fatty, and agreed with Skwisgaar's idea. "He did looks happy there with alls the kitties. We shoulds bring the Shoggies to meets him, they'd likes that lots. They'd likes the kitties too." Which they probably would, although not necessarily in the way that Toki was thinking- but, at least they wouldn't leave piles of kitty bones next to the gnawed-on bones of Fatty Dingdong. Shoggies didn't leave anything at all.

Skwisgaar's twinge of jealousy was quite misplaced indeed, as, Toki had no intention of dating some lady, especially since it might mean that he couldn't screw around with the Swede anymore. Things seemed so much more comfortable and natural with him than they would have with any of the groupies, and despite his ongoing lessons in the possibilities inherent to human sexual behavior, he hadn't been contemplating trying anything with any cute groupies. Skwisgaar kept him plenty occupied, and without any of the inconvenience of having a girlfriend. From Nathan's, he'd learned these were just difficult things who tried to keep you from doing fun things like presenting at the pornography awards. He hadn't yet thought to associate any sort of 'relationship' idea with Skwisgaar beyond friendship. They already had something, and whatever it was, it was good, and not complicated by being something specific.

Toki was a bit surprised by the compliment, considering how rare they were from Skwisgaar, and since he hadn't thought about the size of his own cock much. For his part, he thought Skwisgaar's was pretty damn nice as well, but the thought brought up an obvious concern. He was already acutely aware of the presence of Skwisgaar's finger in his ass, and, his cock was indeed far bigger than a finger. Skwisgaar sounded reassuring, but this was all new enough to Toki that he was a little nervous as he asked, "And yous sure it's goings to fit ins there? I don't wants it to hurt." The fingering was becoming more and more pleasant, and did seem to be helping him to relax, so he presumed he was just going to have to find out, and lest Skwisgaar get the wrong idea, he quickly added, "I still wants to find outs what its like, just seems kind of bigs to fit ins there."

He'd almost forgotten that they still needed to wash their hair, and nodded to Skwisgaar, replying, "I thinks so, doesn't takes long to wash hairs. Just needs to get all the nasty rainbows-puke outs of it." A token rinse was all he'd really need to feel cleansed of the hallucinatory substance. "But then, we cans go to the bed?"

((Aww, Toki just wants love. (http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/89716474/13372160) XD
Repost because I forgot something.))

Their Home for Wayward Kitties island was probably long overdue for some population pruning, anyway. The Shoggies were clearly useful for more than just being very obliging ~~slaves~~ children.

Skwisgaar shared the desire for things to remain uncomplicated by being undefined, considering his issues with commitment -- if nothing between them was definite but their friendship, he could, in theory, easily walk away from it all at any time if he chose to, and not have any regrets. That was how things always were for him. But at the same time, there was the vague want for more with Toki, from Toki, and he hadn't the slightest idea what to do about it. The answer would probably become clearer once Ofdensen drugged Toki up with truth serum and Nathan instigated a fist fight with Skwisgaar, since if he was going to break his hands over an arrangement that would only ever be about sex, he might as well throw his career away over a groupie.

"Ja, it should fits fine. Wes just has to takes our time and it won'ts hurt," he said, withdrawing his finger and letting go of Toki's cock. He ran his hands over Toki's chest to rinse off whatever was left of the soap, and paused to grope his pecs with an amused snicker. "Yous got nice mantits, Toki." At least they were the good kind for guys to have. Returning to the more important topic, he said, "And if yous don'ts like to bes fucked like dat, we stops. Ain'ts a big deal. Yous just say whats you want." Having dealt with unwanted sexual contact before himself, it was a sadly effective guarantee that he wouldn't try the same with Toki. And it wasn't like they didn't have countless other ways to get off if anal sex didn't work out for them. He didn't think worrying about it would do Toki any good.

"Ja, de showers firsts then wes goes to bed," he agreed. He started draining the bath before getting up and carefully walking across the room to the shower -- thankfully, the house elves had had the foresight to add some bathmats to prevent slipping. A cursory rinse might be all Toki needed, but Skwisgaar was much more particular about his hair, as the almost embarrassing number of bottles in the shower attested to. Again leaving room for Toki to join him, he started the shower and spent a few minutes thoroughly washing his body, still a little paranoid he might smell like Krambjörnarna puke, which was simply unacceptable.

The thought of something more with Skwisgaar just hadn't occurred to Toki yet, as, he was quite happy with things as they were. It was still a bit weird, since, he'd expected Skwisgaar to have gotten tired of him already and tossed him out of the bedroom- perhaps it was shared, but, it was still technically Skwisgaar's. But, Toki was happy this hadn't happened yet, as whatever was going on with Skwisgaar, he enjoyed it, and he had been enjoying the company as much as the sex. His main concern was that the Swede might grow bored with him, and swap him out for some dumb groupie that he decided was better in the sack, but thus far, this hadn't happened. Toki had no strange illusions about monogamy regarding Skwisgaar, as it was entirely alien to his character, but, he did find himself hoping that he was his favorite, and would stay that way. Not that he knew what this might have indicated regarding anything so un-metal as feelings.

He nodded slightly at Skwisgaar's reassurance that if they took their time, it wasn't going to hurt, letting out a little, slightly-disappointed sigh as Skwisgaar removed his hands from where he'd been enjoying them so very much. But, they were going to get back to things soon enough, and he leaned back as Skwisgaar's wet hands brushed over his chest. Toki gave him a rather funny look when he started groping his pecs and complemented him on his 'mantits', which he certainly had not thought of them as. He hoped this wasn't some indication that he was getting out of shape, and that the tabloids would soon be making fun of him like they had Nathan, but, he was pretty damn sure this wasn't the case, and Skwisgaar was just being Skwisgaar. "Just tries not to breaks anythings when we tries the ass fuckings. I need to be ables to takes a shit afterwards, and dont's wants to get stuck to one of them shit bags likes the old peoples. Don't think yous goings to breaks anythings, though, yous good at this stuff." Skwisgaar was proving as adept in bed as he was at playing his guitar, so Toki felt only slightly nervous- mainly because he thought he'd screw up somehow. He didn't expect the Swede to be the one making mistakes.

Toki watched Skwisgaar as he went over and started the shower- it took him a moment to get out of the bath and carefully make his way across the bathmats to the shower, as he got caught up in simply looking at him. Which was totally not gay, since everyone knew that Skwisgaar was amazingly attractive and so had to be looked at. He managed to make it to the shower without busting his skull open on the side of the bath, or any other gruesome accidents. Toki still hadn't figured out exactly which bottle did what in the shower, but he at least knew what the soap was for. Picking up some soap, he added his own contribution to the Swede's shower, which consisted of Toki lathering up portions of Skwisgaar's body, and then drawing little scribbles in foam until the water brushed it away. He was still rather high.

It was true Skwisgaar couldn't do monogamy even if he was paid to, though his laziness, combined with his very convenient rooming situation, meant he hadn't even bothered trying to get laid with anyone else in quite a while. It required way too much effort -- like actually socialising with people a bit first, the horror -- when compared to being able to have sex virtually whenever he wanted, courtesy of his roommate. He'd actually made a conscious effort lately not to interrupt Toki's model-building time so much with demands for sex, and so that was usually when he'd pull out the metronome and get some serious guitar practise in.

He really should have found it all boring by now, but he didn't. Maybe that was the difference friendship made when it came to sex? It was a novelty to be sleeping with someone who made an effort to learn what he liked, too.

"I won'ts breaks your ass," he promised, rapidly losing the struggle not to laugh ~~much like his mun~~. As much as he liked teasing Toki, he (wisely) decided against uttering a single word about anal prolapse, since he wanted to fuck Toki, and doubted it would be possible if he started obsessing about his ass literally falling out. "And if I's do, you can haves mine. Might feels kinds of weird after de fuckings, but it ams goes backs to normal. People dos it alls de times, and deys don't gets stucks to de shit bags." He paid very little mind to whatever Toki was doing with the lather, though it felt nice, instead concentrating on the more complicated care of his hair. He had it down to a fairly efficient routine by now, and once he'd finished with his own, he turned to face Toki and started undoing his pigtails and washing his hair as well.

"Yous can thanks me for dis later," he said, massaging Toki's scalp with his fingers. "Whats do you normalies use on your hairs, eh? Soap? Dats ams bads for your hairs and scalp." Pausing what he was doing, he looked Toki's face over, then worked some conditioner into his Fu Manchu, wondering if it might help with the slight beard burn Toki'd been giving him. "Why do yous have such de funny moustache, anysway? Ain'ts even a moustache. Ams likes your lips has sidesburns." He didn't sound disapproving of this, however, and was amusing himself with trying to curl Toki's moustache into a more villainous look.

Toki's model building time was weirdly important to him, and so as much as he loved it when it was time for fun-time-with-Skwisgaar, he did appreciate that now and again he was left to focus on gluing the little plastic parts together. Listening to Skwisgaar play while he built occasionally brought him a twinge of guilt for not practicing more himself, but he also found it a really nice background, and somehow the metronome helped him focus better. But, he always looked forward to getting back to the bed, where he'd definitely been learning alot and making up for his years of epic virginity, and had sometimes even been the one to stop what he was doing to try and initiate things with Skwisgaar. If anything, Toki was enjoying things even more now than he had at the beginning, partly because he was growing more comfortable with sexual activities. But, the fact that they were with Skwisgaar added something important to it, not that he was sure what this was. It was too difficult to think about, so he usually tried not to.

Toki wasn't sure why his concerns about potential ass breakage were funny ~~even thought they were~~, but, Skwisgaar sounded pretty confident that he wasn't going to end up crapping via a bag, and that he'd end up feeling normal again. So, his worries were assuaged and he nodded his understanding while wondering exactly what it would end up feeling like. He had an usual level of trust for the Swede, and felt pretty sure that Skwisgaar would probably try to avoid making it at all unpleasant. He hadn't done anything so far that he didn't like. Toki continued to make little patterns in the lather, enjoying the feel of Skwisgaar's soapy skin beneath his fingertips, and wondering how long it took him to wash his hair. He only stopped once the Swede began washing his, which felt unusually nice.

He pointed out a bottle of shampoo-and-conditioner in one that was tucked away behind Skwisgaar's collection of stuff, which he'd always been a bit confused as to the purpose of. "That stuffs there, it does everythings in one bottle." He wasn't sure what was wrong with it, as it always had seemed to work well enough. Of course, Skwisgaar's hair did feel rather nicer than his own, but he'd presumed this was just because he really liked touching him. "Is too a moustache," he retorted, sounding a bit petulant, but not really upset or anything. "I has it because I likes it, and it's metal. Likes the vikings had." Despite the actual prevalence of viking facial hair, it was likely that fu manchus weren't very common, but, this failed to matter to Toki.

Skwisgaar wouldn't ever turn down any such offers of sex, not even when on his deathbed -- or what he'd thought might have been his deathbed, back in the hospital wing. It was a nice change whenever Toki was the one deciding it was time for them to get naked. If not for their very impressionable eyeball-throwup children, it would have been more convenient to just lounge around their shared room in the nude all the time, since their clothes probably spent more time on the floor than on their bodies.

He glanced at the two-in-one bottle, remarking, "Pfft. Ams nearly as bads as plain soap." He returned to rinsing Toki's hair, and started working some kind of mildly scented oily stuff into it from a bottle that had cost as much as the Average Joe made in a month, and was probably extracted from some nearly extinct species of plant. Skwisgaar was very eco conscientious like that. "Whatsevers. Would probablies be weird if yous smelleds just likes me all of de times anyway." Not that he'd spent any amount of time nuzzling up to and sniffing Toki's hair while he slept or anything. That would be too gay for words.

(Yeah, he'd obviously done it before.)

"Vikings, ha. Deys would takes de axes to yous for lookings like dat." And clearly Skwisgaar was an authority on all things viking. He kept one hand in Toki's hair, using the other to inspect his own jawline, checking for any signs of stubble. If finishing up in the bathroom hadn't meant the opportunity to fuck Toki that much sooner, he would have taken the time to shave. "I's should grows one too, sees how much yous likes kissings someone with de scratchy face." By this point he was just complaining to complain, as was obvious when he leant in a second later to kiss Toki, 'scratchy face' and all, and reached up to run both hands through Toki's now much nicer, Krambjörnarna puke-free hair. So maybe he secretly liked the beard burn, anyway. "Ready fors bed?" he asked, dropping a hand to Toki's cock and curling his fingers around it. Whatever they'd end up doing, he was sure they could work out something mutually pleasurable, as always.

((Sorry about the slow response! Had a dead computer, then had to make up for work, then had to focus on the Elric/Nidhogg thing so that it didn't go happening way after Halloween and stuff. I'll be better now!))

Toki hadn't really realized just how much time they'd been spending playing around in bed lately, which was probably why the 'eyesball throw-up children' were so concerned about getting stuffed into drawers, which they were probably expressing to Nathan and Ofdensen right now. It wasn't that they didn't like the drawers, in fact they liked them very much. It just got boring sometimes, when they'd rather be squelching around doing their Shoggy things. Considering the house-elves had installed a bathroom at Ofdensen's request, they probably could have had a room for the Shoggies made, but the idea hadn't struck yet. And, Toki was convinced that the drawers were an excellent place for children. ~~Since he was such a remarkable parent.~~

"What's wrongs with plain soaps?" asked Toki cluelessly, as Skwisgaar started rubbing some sort of smelly stuff into his hair, which actually felt really nice. "Soaps gets things clean, and works on hair too." Clearly, he also had a lot to learn about hair maintenence, but it wasn't like he had learned about the benefits of expensive salon products growing up in backwoods Norway. "Whens I was a kid, sometimes I hads to wash my hair with snow. Soap's lots better thans just snow. And you smell pretties good, but yeah, that woulds be kind of weird." Of course, now he was going to smell like Skwisgaar for at least a day, but hopefully no one in the bad would notice, and suspect that the Swede had been doing his hair. That would be seriously gay. Even worse than if Skwisgaar was smelling his hair while he was asleep.

"No they wouldn'ts, they all hads the moustaches. Otherwise, theys were crap Vikings. And we had more Vikings in Norways than in Sweden, and we hads better axes too." He was of course just making this up, but he made up a lot of things about Norway, and then believed it. "You's just jealous cause you knows that it wouldn'ts look so good on yous. You don'ts seem to minds my scratchy face so much in the beds." And he didn't seem to mind it much now either. Toki welcomed the kiss and returned it aggressively, slipping his arms around Skwisgaar's water-slicked body, which always felt so damn good against his. He let out a happy little sigh at the feel of Skwisgaar's fingers wrapping about his cock, and nodded, replying, "After we dries off, else we's gonna get the bed all wet."

((It's cool, I'm glad your computer's working now. And I'd noticed your other characters are involved in plot-heavy stuff. I'm excited about Nidhogg -- another dragon pal for Skwis! Has his player mentioned the Swedenapping idea to you? Toki should get in on it.))

"Plain soaps ams bads for de hairs, likes I's say. Unless yous likes de gross dandruffs and dry scarescrow hairs." Skwisgaar hadn't actually known any more than Toki about ludicrously expensive salon crap until fairly recently, considering he'd grown up in poverty, and which probably contributed to his love of excess as an adult now. Assuming either of them would even be leaving their room in the next day or so, it was doubtful the rest of the band would get close enough to smell them, thankfully. It was of course different with Murderface -- it was hard not to smell him whenever he was in the same room as them. That was one instance where Skwisgaar wouldn't argue against the use of soap in any form.

"Pfffft. You and Nathans both needs to go backs to high school. You don'ts knows snakes from dildos about nothing." But he didn't realise Toki was just making it up; he would have hassled the Norwegian even if what he'd said were true. "And nobodies would looks good with dat stupid moustache," he muttered once they'd broken the kiss. He took a moment to rinse his hair a final time, then Toki's, wondering why Toki's opinion about his appearance even mattered to him. Toki didn't secretly think he looked like a lady, did he? Since only ladies would look weird with facial hair...

He tossed a towel at his bandmate after turning off the shower, and started drying off with his own while heading into the bedroom. As he crawled back onto the bed, he said, "Little water won'ts hurt nothings." Especially compared with what they usually got on his sheets -- but at least the house elves were good about cleaning everything daily. Once he felt dry enough, he set his towel aside and sat back against the pillows, legs crossed at the ankle, waiting for Toki to join him. He was seated near enough to the bedside table he'd only have to reach over to get anything they'd be needing, if Toki hadn't changed his mind about wanting to be fucked. "How ams yous thinkings you wants to fuck, anysway?" he asked, idly combing through his hair with his fingers. "Yous can bes on de top, de bottom, facings me or aways, on yours hands and knees, on yours side... You knows, pretties much any way yous want. Deys all probably feels a bits different."

((It's a new machine, so working brilliantly well. I feel so bad about feeling like I've been neglecting Skwis with my tagging rate lately =(. These two are always so much fun. And yes, we -must- do the Swedenapping! Toki can put on a suit of armor and borrow Vlad's rocket launcher to try and save him! XD

Toki didn't think he had gross dandruff and dry 'scarescrow' hairs, but, he still felt abashed by Skwisgaar's lesson about proper hair care. Since Skwisgaar was always right about almost everything, with a few exceptions like GMILFS. Toki just couldn't understand that, and didn't even try. He would be liable to actually try and pay more attention to his hair-care regiment in the future, most likely by 'borrowing' Skwisgaar's supplies. "Yeah, you gots much betters hair than I do, I'll tries to do better." Although he wouldn't admit it, he often found himself stroking Skwigaar's hair while he was asleep, and did think that Swede's was much better than his.

He ignored Skwisgaar's dismissal of his 'facts' about Vikings- he didn't expect Skwisgaar to believe him, and also didn't feel like arguing about it, nor did he feel like arguing over his moustache. It wasn't like it seemed to keep Skwisgaar from kissing him, and it wasn't like he complained about it any other time- if Skwisgaar didn't make fun of him on occasion, things just wouldn't feel proper. He was supposed to. Skwisgaar's suspicions that Toki thought he looked like a lady were of course entirely inaccurate. He was used to seeing Skwisgaar clean-shaven, and just couldn't picture him any other way. Incidentally, if Skwisgaar did decide to grow facial hair, the Shoggies would probably be confused as to his identity for a day due to the extra 'face tentacles'.

Toki caught the towel, and began drying himself off impatiently, trailing behind Skwisgaar toward the bed, and dripping quite a bit of water on the floor. He took a moment before actually getting into the bed to squeeze his hair out into the towel, but, was still slightly damp when he hopped into bed and squeezed up beside Skwisgaar, rolling onto his size and draping a leg over the Swede's so that he could rub his cock against the side of his thigh. He nuzzled languidly at Skwisgaar's neck while he traced over his chest, lingering over his nipples. "Is nice to not haves to put the childrens in their drawers. I hopes they're havings fun gettings babysat." He also hoped that they wouldn't arrive home too soon, and interrupt them in the middle of their bedroom fun time- Toki still wanted Skwisgaar to fuck him, and had only become more intent on it since their chat in the bath. Skwisgaar's open questioning of how Toki wanted to do it helped set his mind at further ease, as it was obvious that his enjoyment of it was also being taken into consideration. "I wants to be on the top!" he replied enthusiastically. He always had fun when he was pretending to be in charge of things, even if he was taking Skwisgaar's directions the entire time, and this active play of being in charge was actually helping him to learn what felt the best to him more quickly than he would have in a more passive role.

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