((Of course Skwis would be the one to take Toki under his flippers and "teach" him how. XD I really, really want an ep about how Toki joined Dethklok, too. The creators have said they'd only explain how Dethklok got together if they end up doing a movie, but I'm not sure if that would apply to Toki's backstory, since he apparently wasn't in the original Dethklok... I'm also curious about the Magnus Hammerstrom (? that's kinda what his signature looks like) guy.
And randomly, I can't stop LOLing about how much action Harkonnen is getting. Only at Hogwarts!))
"Don'ts worries, wes gives you de enemas, likes I's said," he assured Toki, trying his level best not to smile now, which was difficult because his bandmate's earnestness about some things was so absurd it was hilarious. Even if his concerns about assbabies were perfectly legitimate here, or so Skwisgaar believed, it was still damned funny. He briefly patted Toki's stomach, the gesture strangely affectionate.
"Yous might looks kinds of hot if yous gots all fat though." Overlooking the fact no uterus was involved, so an assbaby probably wouldn't cause a fat stomach, but rather, a fat... ass? Which so wouldn't be a bad thing either, in Skwisgaar's very obviously biased opinion, it'd just end up looking very bizarre. And Toki was right about how important the title of fastest guitarist alive was to Skwisgaar -- if their nonexistent spawn took it from him and he couldn't reclaim it, he'd likely spiral into a suicidal depression and possibly try to fuck himself to death or something. Probably with Toki. Which actually sounded pretty good at the moment, in a less suicidal way.
Toki's muscles contracting around his cock startled another, rather louder moan from him, and if he hadn't already known better, he'd swear Toki had done this before. Maybe it was like his guitar playing and simply came naturally despite lack of practise, which was a pretty amusing thought. Skwisgaar huffed a laugh at the question, thrusting his hips upward a bit more sharply just as Toki was lowering himself again, meeting him halfway. "Whats do you think?" he said with a smirk, and arched his back slightly to press his chest against Toki's hands, clearly enjoying having his nipples played with as well. He brought his hand down to cup Toki's balls, massaging them with his fingers and watching for any traces of discomfort in Toki's expression. There was always a point when too much stimulation could be uncomfortable. "Yous reallies goods at dis. Too bad yous don'ts gots a smaller cock," he teased as he lightly squeezed Toki's cock while stroking it, "or maybes I's lets you fuck me too ones day. Yous ever thoughts about it?" As long as Toki didn't know the reasons behind his reluctance to let anyone get too friendly with his own ass, maybe it wouldn't be too weird... maybe they could work up to it, eventually. Toki was at this point the only person Skwisgaar was comfortable enough with to even let try, even though there was an infinitesimal chance of Toki going feral again and possibly trying to kill him mid-fuck. It wouldn't be such a bad way to die, really.
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And randomly, I can't stop LOLing about how much action Harkonnen is getting. Only at Hogwarts!))
"Don'ts worries, wes gives you de enemas, likes I's said," he assured Toki, trying his level best not to smile now, which was difficult because his bandmate's earnestness about some things was so absurd it was hilarious. Even if his concerns about assbabies were perfectly legitimate here, or so Skwisgaar believed, it was still damned funny. He briefly patted Toki's stomach, the gesture strangely affectionate.
"Yous might looks kinds of hot if yous gots all fat though." Overlooking the fact no uterus was involved, so an assbaby probably wouldn't cause a fat stomach, but rather, a fat... ass? Which so wouldn't be a bad thing either, in Skwisgaar's very obviously biased opinion, it'd just end up looking very bizarre. And Toki was right about how important the title of fastest guitarist alive was to Skwisgaar -- if their nonexistent spawn took it from him and he couldn't reclaim it, he'd likely spiral into a suicidal depression and possibly try to fuck himself to death or something. Probably with Toki. Which actually sounded pretty good at the moment, in a less suicidal way.
Toki's muscles contracting around his cock startled another, rather louder moan from him, and if he hadn't already known better, he'd swear Toki had done this before. Maybe it was like his guitar playing and simply came naturally despite lack of practise, which was a pretty amusing thought. Skwisgaar huffed a laugh at the question, thrusting his hips upward a bit more sharply just as Toki was lowering himself again, meeting him halfway. "Whats do you think?" he said with a smirk, and arched his back slightly to press his chest against Toki's hands, clearly enjoying having his nipples played with as well. He brought his hand down to cup Toki's balls, massaging them with his fingers and watching for any traces of discomfort in Toki's expression. There was always a point when too much stimulation could be uncomfortable. "Yous reallies goods at dis. Too bad yous don'ts gots a smaller cock," he teased as he lightly squeezed Toki's cock while stroking it, "or maybes I's lets you fuck me too ones day. Yous ever thoughts about it?" As long as Toki didn't know the reasons behind his reluctance to let anyone get too friendly with his own ass, maybe it wouldn't be too weird... maybe they could work up to it, eventually. Toki was at this point the only person Skwisgaar was comfortable enough with to even let try, even though there was an infinitesimal chance of Toki going feral again and possibly trying to kill him mid-fuck. It wouldn't be such a bad way to die, really.