(("That's how you gets the AIDS and then dies too." *amused* There needs to be Dethklok PSAs... Sorry this got so TL;DR with the exposition crap.))
If anyone in Dethklok were likely to have anything as horrible as AIDS, it probably would be Skwisgaar, sadly, due to the sheer number of people he'd fucked. Sweden's comprehensive, religion-free sex education programs had thankfully and drastically lessened that likelihood, however, and he'd (almost) always done whatever he could to ensure he wouldn't get disgusting sores or anything like that anywhere either. Hogwarts did lack Klokateers doing extensive STD-screening of their potential partners, but unless he'd somehow caught a wizarding or space disease already, Toki hopefully wasn't taking his life in his hands by sleeping with him.
"Don'ts bes so sensitives," Skwisgaar said archly, his worry immediately reduced to amused relief. "I's was just makings sure yous never ends up with some dildos kid withs a slut mother. Dats would ruin de band. And yours life," he added, punctuating that with a tight squeeze to the head of Toki's cock, then resumed stroking it as he thought about something. "Unless yous ever wants another kid likes Fatty... Probablies shouldn't haves one with de groupies, though." He could almost imagine Toki opting to do something unmetal like fall in love with some woman (probably a very tall, thin blonde) and get married and have a litter of brats. Almost. He was just so weird and old-fashioned about women sometimes. Nathan probably would too, come to think of it. Skwisgaar definitely wouldn't -- he'd hopefully be dead before anything that horrible even crossed his mind. Adopting the Shoggies didn't count, since they weren't even human and marriage wasn't involved.
"When Mordhaus ams gets rebuilt, you should requests de biggers bed," he murmured as he arched his back at the same time Toki moved his hips. Leaning into each other as they were meant the slightest movement felt incredible to Skwisgaar, with his cock pressed so firmly against Toki that only fucking could have gotten it any closer. He definitely wasn't going to complain about any gayness. Anal sex didn't even seem all that 'worse' compared to what they'd already done -- and might even be something they'd enjoy equally, if he could find just the right angle. He'd devoted far more time to finding the mythical G-spot than to locating anyone's prostate but his own, so it would take a bit of practise. Not that he'd complain about that either.
It was almost a shame to talk while Toki was making all those little sounds he so enjoyed hearing. "Yous ever used your fingers? Anything mores than one finger probablies won't feel real greats withsout lube. My dick ams a bit more than one fingers big, don'ts you think?" he asked, amusement colouring his tone. "Never use soaps or shampoos for lube, either, unless you likes de burning. And if you has to goes to de bathsrooms, dos it before gettings fucked in de ass. Fors obvious reasons." He thought they were pretty obvious, anyway, but would explain if Toki didn't catch on. Good sex was always bound to be messy. "It's ams possible to fuck almost anywheres, but ja, de bed is good. You wants to tonight?" he asked hopefully, reaching a hand up to comb through Toki's hair with his fingers. It didn't feel crusty, but he was sure there must still be Krambjörnarna puke in it.
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If anyone in Dethklok were likely to have anything as horrible as AIDS, it probably would be Skwisgaar, sadly, due to the sheer number of people he'd fucked. Sweden's comprehensive, religion-free sex education programs had thankfully and drastically lessened that likelihood, however, and he'd (almost) always done whatever he could to ensure he wouldn't get disgusting sores or anything like that anywhere either. Hogwarts did lack Klokateers doing extensive STD-screening of their potential partners, but unless he'd somehow caught a wizarding or space disease already, Toki hopefully wasn't taking his life in his hands by sleeping with him.
"Don'ts bes so sensitives," Skwisgaar said archly, his worry immediately reduced to amused relief. "I's was just makings sure yous never ends up with some dildos kid withs a slut mother. Dats would ruin de band. And yours life," he added, punctuating that with a tight squeeze to the head of Toki's cock, then resumed stroking it as he thought about something. "Unless yous ever wants another kid likes Fatty... Probablies shouldn't haves one with de groupies, though." He could almost imagine Toki opting to do something unmetal like fall in love with some woman (probably a very tall, thin blonde) and get married and have a litter of brats. Almost. He was just so weird and old-fashioned about women sometimes. Nathan probably would too, come to think of it. Skwisgaar definitely wouldn't -- he'd hopefully be dead before anything that horrible even crossed his mind. Adopting the Shoggies didn't count, since they weren't even human and marriage wasn't involved.
"When Mordhaus ams gets rebuilt, you should requests de biggers bed," he murmured as he arched his back at the same time Toki moved his hips. Leaning into each other as they were meant the slightest movement felt incredible to Skwisgaar, with his cock pressed so firmly against Toki that only fucking could have gotten it any closer. He definitely wasn't going to complain about any gayness. Anal sex didn't even seem all that 'worse' compared to what they'd already done -- and might even be something they'd enjoy equally, if he could find just the right angle. He'd devoted far more time to finding the mythical G-spot than to locating anyone's prostate but his own, so it would take a bit of practise. Not that he'd complain about that either.
It was almost a shame to talk while Toki was making all those little sounds he so enjoyed hearing. "Yous ever used your fingers? Anything mores than one finger probablies won't feel real greats withsout lube. My dick ams a bit more than one fingers big, don'ts you think?" he asked, amusement colouring his tone. "Never use soaps or shampoos for lube, either, unless you likes de burning. And if you has to goes to de bathsrooms, dos it before gettings fucked in de ass. Fors obvious reasons." He thought they were pretty obvious, anyway, but would explain if Toki didn't catch on. Good sex was always bound to be messy. "It's ams possible to fuck almost anywheres, but ja, de bed is good. You wants to tonight?" he asked hopefully, reaching a hand up to comb through Toki's hair with his fingers. It didn't feel crusty, but he was sure there must still be Krambjörnarna puke in it.